Chavs are the dregs of human existence. They live merely to piss everyone else off with their love of crap clothing and shitty gold jewellery. They are usually attired in shite/fake tracksuits and baseball caps. Chav girls (or chavettes) commonly sport the Croydon Facelift (hair pulled back in a bun so tight that it pulls their faces tight) with at least 6 dangly faux-gold earings in each ear. They're usually seen pushing a pram round shopping centers while chain-smoking lambert & butlers and wearing fake burberry or nasty velour tracksuits. A favourite accessory is a hideous gold articulated clown dangling from a thick gold chain around their pimply acne scarred necks.
Male chavs hang around in gangs spitting a lot and trying to start fights with small children or anyone else that they could easily overpower (which really is just small children). Once they are of driving age they obtain a clapped out old Nova or Clio and then spend a fortune "maxing it up" with big wheels, sound systems and a huge "wanker pipe" exhausts. Chavs can be seen in any copy of Max Power magazine proudly displaying their efforts at automotive design. No one definatively knows where this money comes from. Theories include theft (however they're usually to dumb to get away with it) and drugs (although it's suspected that they can't keep their grubby hands off any stash).
Not quite. Chavs are the inbred cousin of wiggers. Chavs are like a white person's version of a gangsta, but a wigga just impersonates what they see on tv. While wiggers actually have a limited amount of intelligence that they choose to ignore, chavs are just full-blown retards.
Thank you, monk and fries. In the U.S. we call them white trash. I'm still trying to figure out what you call a white person born and raised in the inner city that is educated, and pulled himself out of the gutter.
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Stay classy, babe!
Freshen your drink govner
Blimey, she's a wicked googly! Let's have tay and beeskeets!
Mako what the fucks that supposed to be ??
Vandykese
your avatar is going to need a bigger boat
idk fries, thats what it sounds like to me when British people speak.
we dont all speak like that...
Cor blimey guv! Aint it a bleedin liberty
The English are the most annoying motherfuckers on earth. Well, except for the Arabs saying alalalalalalalalalalalalalaal.
protip: only the women do that
racism is only funny when someone isnt completely fucking ignorant about it
Fuck Britain. Fuck America. Fuck you.
Fuck you too
fuck this world, and fuck everything you stand for.
take your hate elsewhere dillweed
Please do me the honor of go fucking yourselves. Super. Thanks.
ACCCHmydinnahscold just said all evil in the world can be traced back to Britain. Congrats, Britain.
gonna google you bitch
I didnt get a fucking word of that...
cause its all chav
translation please?
and please explain to me wtf chav is.
He said something about her pissing in the street and he had video'd her
CHAV/CHAVETTE
Chavs are the dregs of human existence. They live merely to piss everyone else off with their love of crap clothing and shitty gold jewellery. They are usually attired in shite/fake tracksuits and baseball caps. Chav girls (or chavettes) commonly sport the Croydon Facelift (hair pulled back in a bun so tight that it pulls their faces tight) with at least 6 dangly faux-gold earings in each ear. They're usually seen pushing a pram round shopping centers while chain-smoking lambert & butlers and wearing fake burberry or nasty velour tracksuits. A favourite accessory is a hideous gold articulated clown dangling from a thick gold chain around their pimply acne scarred necks.
Male chavs hang around in gangs spitting a lot and trying to start fights with small children or anyone else that they could easily overpower (which really is just small children). Once they are of driving age they obtain a clapped out old Nova or Clio and then spend a fortune "maxing it up" with big wheels, sound systems and a huge "wanker pipe" exhausts. Chavs can be seen in any copy of Max Power magazine proudly displaying their efforts at automotive design. No one definatively knows where this money comes from. Theories include theft (however they're usually to dumb to get away with it) and drugs (although it's suspected that they can't keep their grubby hands off any stash).
Hope that helps Mako
chavs for dummies..by cheeky
ive forgotten how many times the idiots on here have asked what a chav is
So... what's a chav then?
Oranje
Oh...so they're white people that wish they were black people. Here we just call them wiggers.
Not quite. Chavs are the inbred cousin of wiggers. Chavs are like a white person's version of a gangsta, but a wigga just impersonates what they see on tv. While wiggers actually have a limited amount of intelligence that they choose to ignore, chavs are just full-blown retards.
Basically, the English version of ghetto-ass white people.
Monk, there's effectively now difference between the two subjects of your last sentence.
Thank you, monk and fries. In the U.S. we call them white trash. I'm still trying to figure out what you call a white person born and raised in the inner city that is educated, and pulled himself out of the gutter.
*and cheeky.
Chavs have Saxo's too
...and Peugeot 206's, Escorts, Corsas and Rover 200's. It's just that those seem their favourites
Man girls gone wild U.K. is way different than ours
We get retarded people filming it too. All about equal opportunities over here.
She could have least found an alley to do it in. Girls have no class these days.
If it was in an alley it probably wouldn't been filmed or posted
Damn those alleys and their EMP like powers to disable video cameras.
haha
Does anyone remember a video of a drive-by shooting and then some guy fucking a crackhead in the ghetto.
If there's one thing that mama don't need it's another hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto....
In the ghetto...
As her young man dies,
on a cold and gray Chicago mornin',
another little baby child is born
In the ghetto...thankya. Thankyouverymuch.
ELVIS PRESLEY HAS LEFT THIS MORTAL COIL
Elvis is dead?
awww bugger, i submitted this the other night, damn you cheeky for being faster than me :(