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vulture gets fucked up

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  • Donovan
    Donovan 2009-11-01T04:11:19Z says:

    That's funny as hell.

    • camiespop
      camiespop 2009-11-01T13:31:12Z says:

      they planted a dead animal at the base of the windmill knowing the bird would circle.then filmed it.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-11-01T14:12:20Z says:

      I was thinking "the odds are pretty good" when the damn thing's circling right over the top of it.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-11-02T13:40:19Z says:

      LOOKED LIKE A CAR oops

  • mrubermonkey
    mrubermonkey 2009-11-01T04:17:21Z says:

    To summarize. Thump. Plop.

  • Steff-Chan
    Steff-Chan 2009-11-01T05:25:30Z says:

    Oooohh

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2009-11-01T12:58:36Z says:

      free vulture

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2009-11-01T06:31:33Z says:

    Poor birdy :(

  • sirtokesalot
    sirtokesalot 2009-11-01T06:38:33Z says:

    i've read this types of shit happens all the time. the environmentalists are well aware of it. radio/cellular tower guide wires also kill more wildlife than you'd think

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-11-01T06:45:45Z says:

      you are so fucking stupid.
      have you ever seen a fucking shitfly trying to get through your window ?
      animals are not built for that

    • sirtokesalot
      sirtokesalot 2009-11-01T16:20:10Z says:

      wtf does that have to do with my comment fuckface?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:23:03Z says:

      Haha, Strokesalot is getting tough on that mofo.

  • Leftnut
    Leftnut 2009-11-01T06:44:32Z says:

    OWNAGE!

  • redrum
    redrum 2009-11-01T06:54:24Z says:

    That's awesome that someone was filming it. Good follow up too, although a little short.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:24:02Z says:

      Sounds like your first amateur gay porn vid.

    • Lafayette
      Lafayette 2009-11-01T18:10:48Z says:

      Ha ha ha

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-11-02T02:47:38Z says:

      The first part does, the second part sounds like your dick size.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2009-11-02T04:57:27Z says:

      So what you are saying is that you only watch long fag porn vids

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-02T12:15:05Z says:

      I think he said he only sucks monster cocks so that leaves me out.

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-11-02T20:53:19Z says:

      I just meant what I said.

  • FaggotCunt
    FaggotCunt 2009-11-01T07:33:54Z says:

    Wind power is so fucking stupid. This is like the only positive aspect of it.

    Cost per megawatt is double that of any other power means.

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2009-11-01T13:01:03Z says:

      lets burn that motherfucking coal

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T13:07:22Z says:

      if it wasn't financially feasible wind things wouldn't be popping up everywhere like they are.
      fact

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-11-01T14:37:35Z says:

      It's feasible because your tax dollars make it feasible.

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T14:42:15Z says:

      i don't know enough about it to have much of an opinion..they put a shitload of them on an island right by kingston last year..i guess it's clean if nothing else..someones making money or they wouldn't have been erected

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T14:42:35Z says:

      hehe "erected"

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-11-01T14:45:10Z says:

      snigger

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-11-01T14:52:53Z says:

      Yeah Ontario at one point was paying like 10x the going rate for power if it was from wind or solar. I don't know if they still pay 10x but they probably do. They were giving 47 cents a kw/h instead of normal price of 4.7 cents, so all these things suddenly became profitable, and then they just pass on the price to everyone. Like if these things provided 100% of the power you use instead of just 1%, your bill would be 10x as high.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-11-01T14:57:58Z says:

      hehe "wind"

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-11-01T15:01:07Z says:

      Dik have you seen "sleeping giant erections"?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:18:58Z says:

      Only when he wakes up at Kirk's house.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-11-01T16:41:05Z says:

      Hey! A sneak attack. I approve of this.

    • FaggotCunt
      FaggotCunt 2009-11-01T16:45:14Z says:

      Yeah, pretty much - the only reason they exist is because they're heavily government subsidised. Well, at least in my country.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-11-02T00:57:56Z says:

      Shut up you faggot cunt.

  • IGoPPStandingUp
    IGoPPStandingUp 2009-11-01T07:38:51Z says:

    Funny the sub text says what are the odds but vultures are known to circle and that's exactly what this one is doing but its doing it around a fucking windmill what the fuck would you expect to happen....

    • KJELL
      KJELL 2009-11-01T13:01:44Z says:

      i expected it to get hit by the fan

    • ImThatGuy
      ImThatGuy 2009-11-01T15:20:31Z says:

      Im thinking you should go shut the fuck up PP Standingup. Yeah, everyone expects a vulture to circle around something, not to get hit by a fucking wind turbine. When you factor in speed of the blades, size of the bird, his flight speed..etc, bullshit bullshit...it makes a difference. So I say again, what are the fucking odds

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-11-01T15:27:28Z says:

      Considering that it got hit, I would say there was a one in one chance of it happening.

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T15:44:46Z says:

      off topic..(like i care)..if you flip a coin 5 times..and the first 4 were tails...what would the chances be of another tails?

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T15:52:19Z says:

      seriously..the chances of the actual flipping of the coin has to be 50/50..but because of the previous outcome of other flips..well ..that has to be a whole different kind of chance

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T15:52:34Z says:

      maybe i should go to the library

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:04:19Z says:

      What's a library? Is that where Wikipedia is stored?

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T16:07:11Z says:

      i don't know

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:20:23Z says:

      What's up, Dik? Where ya been?

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T16:23:00Z says:

      i'm around..same as ever..although i think i got me some of the h1n1 now...got a fever

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T16:23:13Z says:

      i got chills.....

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-11-01T16:24:56Z says:

      they're multiplying?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:28:20Z says:

      Yeah, I haven't been around for a few days was kinda the point.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:28:55Z says:

      Nobody notices when I'm gone.

      *cries softly to himself

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-11-01T16:30:56Z says:

      Did someone say something?

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T16:31:09Z says:

      way to ruin the grease thread hank....i think what you meant to say was that you were "losing control"...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:38:40Z says:

      Umm, what?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:39:56Z says:

      Both of you can suck my nuts.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:40:42Z says:

      I'm losing my bowel control all over your head, Dik. How you like that? Haha.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:41:16Z says:

      J/K, you guys are my bestest buddies.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-11-01T16:41:53Z says:

      Yeah, thanks whatshisname!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:44:58Z says:

      I ruined the grease thread by putting sand in Dik's lube.

      Sorry about that buddy. Was it hard on Kirk?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:47:28Z says:

      Oh Cheeky, I forgot about you. Such an easy thing to do, but sorry anyways.

      I'm willing to inclusively poop on you too, so's you don't feel left out.

    • FaggotCunt
      FaggotCunt 2009-11-01T16:48:02Z says:

      off topic..(like i care)..if you flip a coin 5 times..and the first 4 were tails...what would the chances be of another tails?

      50%.

      Bayes theorem mother fucker.

      If you were GOING TO flip a coin 5 times, the chances of getting 5 tails would be 2^-5 (1/32). But if you've thrown 4, the chances of a 5th is 2^-1 (1/2).

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-11-01T16:49:52Z says:

      No...erm, that's ok. I think I'll pass on that.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-11-01T16:50:56Z says:

      Who's this Hank person anyway?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-11-01T16:53:51Z says:

      Hank is a cum-fuelled scat hoarder.

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T17:07:08Z says:

      faggotcunt..pretty hard to insult him

    • dik
      dik 2009-11-01T17:09:54Z says:

      it's electrifying!!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-11-01T17:27:53Z says:

      theres a lot of gayness going on here

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-11-01T18:06:31Z says:

      You wanna shape up

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-11-01T18:06:46Z says:

      And that's an order not an offer

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T22:40:45Z says:

      Kirk has to type standing up these days.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-11-01T23:08:14Z says:

      How'd you know?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-02T12:16:23Z says:

      Dik told me.

  • Pinjas
    Pinjas 2009-11-01T09:42:20Z says:

    Yes! Dinner!

  • PotatoStomper
    PotatoStomper 2009-11-01T10:20:57Z says:

    hahahahaha, that's badass

  • mufdvr121
    mufdvr121 2009-11-01T11:37:01Z says:

    haha stupid bird

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2009-11-01T16:03:36Z says:

    This could lead to a chain reaction when the next vulture shows up...and then the next...etc...

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-11-01T16:48:53Z says:

      does it work on seagulls ?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-01T22:38:21Z says:

      Hopefully.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2009-11-02T01:33:18Z says:

      there is a problem around here with bats dropping dead around turbines, something to do with the change of atmospheric pressure stopping their little bat hearts. it doesn't seem to bother birds though but i guess it must have something to do with bats being amphibians

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-11-02T02:55:56Z says:

      Bats being amphibians? bwahahahaha wow way to go idiot.

    • makodragon
      makodragon 2009-11-02T03:37:47Z says:

      hahahahha being an amphibian and trying to fly probably will cause death.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-11-02T04:51:14Z says:

      Bats are marsupials, and no, I'm not guano explain it.

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-11-02T04:55:13Z says:

      bats are not marsupials lol.

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-11-02T05:02:09Z says:

      hey!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-02T12:18:39Z says:

      Bats are the only fish that can mate with reptiles.

      Fact.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-11-02T12:26:31Z says:

      Bats are flying mammals sasquatch and roland you dumb shits

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-11-02T12:30:36Z says:

      unbelievable...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-02T12:30:55Z says:

      You are the dumbshit. That bit has been a long standing schtick on here.

      i.e. Did you know sharks are the only crustacean that can blink? Fact.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-11-02T12:37:05Z says:

      eat shit Hank...

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-11-02T12:40:50Z says:

      Sorry I dont spend every waking minute on here like you tool bags to know everything that goes on here....

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-02T12:45:05Z says:

      Well shut the fuck up if you don't know what's going on.

      Just thinking Roland would be dumb enough to think a bat is a marsupial (they are fish, as I've already clarified) makes you a dumbshit.

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-11-02T12:46:18Z says:

      why dont you just fuck off entirely then?

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-11-02T12:46:37Z says:

      Ok so i wont comment on anything anymore just incase its a mucho veteran inside joke

    • Suge
      Suge 2009-11-02T12:47:12Z says:

      bats are also asexual

    • Suge
      Suge 2009-11-02T12:48:43Z says:

      you shouldnt comment anymore for the fact that youre dumb and unfunny

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-11-02T12:52:16Z says:

      and asexual.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-11-02T12:52:56Z says:

      oh sorry suge, Ill listen to you since you make me laugh all the time funny guy

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-11-02T13:45:49Z says:

      there used to be terrapins at my primary school

  • shoekalocka
    shoekalocka 2009-11-01T21:19:49Z says:

    hahahaha! the silence is golden

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-11-01T21:25:11Z says:

      Shut up then, don't ruin it.

  • fw6766
    fw6766 2009-11-02T01:13:50Z says:

    He almost caught it twice twice baby.

ImThatGuy
posted November 01, 2009

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