It could have been next day. I have woken up a few times with puke somewhere. The worst was rice and beans and Jack Daniels all over my hardwood floor on a work day morning with no time to clean it up until that afternoon by which I was so hungover and sick that all I wanted to do was just go back to sleep but I had lost my wallet and had to drive to a bunch of bars all over town because my buddy said it was the last place we had been but I didn't even rememeber going there and he isn't from here so he didn't know which bar it was so i had to drive to them and he would say no thats not it and then we finnaly gave up and then whan I finally cleaned the puke up the next day I found my wallet under the coffee table.
When I was in High School I came home late one night night and decided a good puke would be in order, outside better than inside you know. So I opened the door and gave it hell and went inside to sleep it off. Got up all bleary eyed the next day around noon, drank some water, and prepared to depart. Little did I know there was a map compartment in the bottom of the door that I had unknowingly spewed into the night before. It was hot that day, so the car was like a puke crock pot. I vomited profusely out the window all the way to the car wash where I sprayed that shit out.
i was walking along one morning and saw an old guy poking through a pile of puke in his front yard with a stick , when i aked him what the hell he was doing he said "looking for my teeth"
Comments to Toilet puke
nice now eat it
you know drums would
There's some jizz in there too.
it keeps, LOOKING at me
"He's an ugly little spud, isn't he?"
"I think he heard you, Ray."
stop it stop it stop it
+1 Team Puke
pretty desperate to get on the site eh?
He could have taken a picture of his Beez so Id say not THAT desperate.
I wonder what that puke contains? Seems to be from the berry family...
Apparently you haven't grasped the concept of reading.
ah, red wine...I was right in a sense...red wine tastes like berries...
goddamnit terrapin you remind me of my step cousin who has cerebral palsy, except you're about ten times more retarded.
Dredge...you got beef with me, lets take it outside.
I'd love to, but I have a moral stigma about beating the shit out of the mentally retarded.
Allow me.
If you can still write your name and take a picture, you weren't properly drunk in the first place.
i was thinking the same thing
my drunk pukes end up with me waking up with my head in a toilet at 7 AM...not with me finding a sharpie
It could have been next day. I have woken up a few times with puke somewhere. The worst was rice and beans and Jack Daniels all over my hardwood floor on a work day morning with no time to clean it up until that afternoon by which I was so hungover and sick that all I wanted to do was just go back to sleep but I had lost my wallet and had to drive to a bunch of bars all over town because my buddy said it was the last place we had been but I didn't even rememeber going there and he isn't from here so he didn't know which bar it was so i had to drive to them and he would say no thats not it and then we finnaly gave up and then whan I finally cleaned the puke up the next day I found my wallet under the coffee table.
That day sucked.
That's right 1rish1, this was the day after.
hahaha rish
When I was in High School I came home late one night night and decided a good puke would be in order, outside better than inside you know. So I opened the door and gave it hell and went inside to sleep it off. Got up all bleary eyed the next day around noon, drank some water, and prepared to depart. Little did I know there was a map compartment in the bottom of the door that I had unknowingly spewed into the night before. It was hot that day, so the car was like a puke crock pot. I vomited profusely out the window all the way to the car wash where I sprayed that shit out.
i was walking along one morning and saw an old guy poking through a pile of puke in his front yard with a stick , when i aked him what the hell he was doing he said "looking for my teeth"
You know, one of these days you assholes are going to dedicate me a fan sign!.
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