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This Is Why Duke Sucks

If you hate Duke as much as I do you will enjoy this. GO HEELS

This Is Why Duke Sucks

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Comments to This Is Why Duke Sucks

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-03-22T04:28:31Z says:

    HAHAHA that was suproisingly funny.

    and god i hate that fucking song. Rap sure had gone down hill... you know its bad when al lthey do is repeat the same line over and over again and call it a "rap"

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-03-22T04:30:18Z says:

    This is why basketball sucks. Hockey owns this shit. Intentional punch to the face -> blood = no big deal.

    • Electrogonnorrhea
      Electrogonnorrhea 2007-03-22T04:54:22Z says:

      I never understood why basketball is so popular. There's no intentional contact and the idea of hurling a bouncing ball into a net 10 feet in the air is just lame. Hockey is the best sport ever. The players aren't fags.

    • greenthang
      greenthang 2007-03-22T05:17:20Z says:

      "The players aren't fags."
      You've obviously never gone to school with those ice hicks. OHL ice dogs are fucking faggots i shit on them

    • RalphMachio
      RalphMachio 2007-03-22T05:45:06Z says:

      just because you shit on them, that doesnt make them fags...maybe they are japanese and "into" that sort of thing.....

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-03-22T06:28:04Z says:

      Japanese Hockey would be funny to watch at first but then it'd get boring real quick; It's like watching women's basketball... I'm probably the only person here who knows how to use a semicolon; quick, everyone google & wiki!

    • Epidemic_PUA
      Epidemic_PUA 2007-03-22T08:00:21Z says:

      i like basketball.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-03-22T08:18:25Z says:

      Um, yeah... I know how to use a semicolon, too. After all, I is a kollig stoodend.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-22T08:45:21Z says:

      That's a hell of a claim to fame there, Spallina. Especially since you capitalized after it and therefor used it incorrectly. (Not to mention that the assertion is completely wrong as well.)

    • bonobo
      bonobo 2007-03-22T09:16:50Z says:

      YES! I found a grammatical error (mis-use of parentheses)! Do I win the pedantic fuck award for the day?
      Make it a peanut. Go on, please; I like peanuts!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-22T09:27:48Z says:

      There's nothing wrong with my use of parentheses, so no you don't; you win the scheizekopf award.

    • bonobo
      bonobo 2007-03-22T09:59:35Z says:

      The phrase "mis-use of parentheses" in my comment, when read as intended, was itself contained inside inappropriately used parentheses.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-22T10:04:29Z says:

      Not really. Yours were fine too (strictly speaking).

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-03-22T10:14:56Z says:

      stop it! i'm getting a headache

    • bonobo
      bonobo 2007-03-22T10:25:10Z says:

      Nope, it was supposed to be a completely independant sentence, thus they are used inappropriately.

    • bonobo
      bonobo 2007-03-22T10:42:36Z says:

      Actually, I think I'll quit. An hour long argument over two curvy lines is too finicky, even for me!

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-22T11:31:32Z says:

      Yeah, works for me. All I was saying was that your technical usage was fine. If you intended something different, then who am I to argue?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-03-22T11:54:57Z says:

      If I had a camera I could send in a video showing all you fucks how to use a colon.

      Hey, remember the first gay website? C:<enter>. Yeah, that joke never really made sense, but it's funnier now because it's classic.

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-03-22T16:30:18Z says:

      lol I knew you queers would get all fired up on that one. Insecurity flows like a river around here.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-22T16:53:07Z says:

      As do unfounded notions of self-worth and ability. And this empty "my being criticized means YOU are the lame one" elementary school defense tactic.

    • TexasRanger
      TexasRanger 2007-03-22T23:20:58Z says:

      Yeah, if you are going to talk about something not being a pussy sport, way pick one that uses pussy ass pads. Go play rugby, then come talk to me.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-03-22T23:27:31Z says:

      Everyone needs to feel wanted.

    • Epidemic_PUA
      Epidemic_PUA 2007-03-23T00:46:02Z says:

      Let me demonstrate how to use a semicolon properly ====))> ;) <))==== as you can see.. it is a smiley face winking.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-03-23T00:52:02Z says:

      Is a semicolon the same as half a bottom?

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-23T05:00:26Z says:

      @ Ranger: You clearly have no idea of how fast hockey is. The speed the players move at generate a shitload more momentum than anything an athlete on foot can manage. Then they train how to smear you with a hit. Medieval knights wore armor too; there's usually a reason for it.

      Also, a slapshot can be moving at over 160km/h (100m/h) and is a FROZEN piece of hard rubber. They aren't always so accurate either. A deflected slapshot killed a fan in the stands a few years back, so now they have pussy nets up to protect everyone.

      Then there's the fighting. The league is trying to move away from it, but that's something they seem to try to do every ten years or so. I don't know of any other team sport where fist fighting is a standard part of game play, or where a team will employ a professional goon who specializes in it.

      To finish: I didn't call rugby out for being a pussy sport anyway, so I fail to see your problem.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-23T05:00:27Z says:

      @ Ranger: You clearly have no idea of how fast hockey is. The speed the players move at generate a shitload more momentum than anything an athlete on foot can manage. Then they train how to smear you with a hit. Medieval knights wore armor too; there's usually a reason for it.

      Also, a slapshot can be moving at over 160km/h (100m/h) and is a FROZEN piece of hard rubber. They aren't always so accurate either. A deflected slapshot killed a fan in the stands a few years back, so now they have pussy nets up to protect everyone.

      Then there's the fighting. The league is trying to move away from it, but that's something they seem to try to do every ten years or so. I don't know of any other team sport where fist fighting is a standard part of game play, or where a team will employ a professional goon who specializes in it.

      To finish: I didn't call rugby out for being a pussy sport anyway, so I fail to see your problem.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-03-23T05:05:54Z says:

      Figures this happens to my longest post in ages.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-03-23T20:17:17Z says:

      Gotta hand it to ya Balls, that is one helluva double post. If you're gonna do it, do it big.

  • CSSVertigo
    CSSVertigo 2007-03-22T05:10:28Z says:

    i think they all suck

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-03-22T10:15:15Z says:

      that's more like it!

    • oldtimer
      oldtimer 2007-03-22T20:44:18Z says:

      Ditto

  • TexasRanger
    TexasRanger 2007-03-22T23:18:46Z says:

    Really? Did they seriously make fun of Duke for having white players when half their points are scored by Hansbourgh who the whitest person to ever play basketball (except for Drew "I'm a skinhead" Nietzel).

Stephen
posted March 22, 2007

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