this is what happens when you ask a girl if she'll take a bottle of wine up her, and don't specify. make sure you specify. bet she got drunk off that too.
reminds me of my old chap pierre, who was a french fighter pilot (hold your chuckles, it's getting better). So Pierre and his girlfriend are out on a leisurely picnic enjoying fine Parisian cheeses and wines when caught up in the moment Pierreâs girlfriend murmurs,
âKiss me Pierre.â
He pulls a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon out of the picnic basket and proceeds to pour it across her face then passionately kiss her.
âPierre, what did you do that for?â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and with red meat I like red wine.â
Stirred by the intimate turn the picnic is taking, she slips the top of her dress over her shoulders and says in a seductive tone,
âKiss me lower Pierre.â
Pierre responds by pulling a moderately aged Pinot Griggio from the picnic basket and pours it across her supple breasts then licking and kissing them clean. Aroused now Pierreâs girlfriend asks once more
âPierre, what did you do that for?â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and with white meat I like white wine.â
Pierreâs girlfriend then removes the rest of her dress and stands before him and gestures none too subtlely at her woman parts
âKiss me lower Pierre!â
He responds by pulling a bottle of aged cognac from the basket, pouring it on her crotch and lighting it on fire. Horrified she puts the fire out and screams,
âPierre, what did you do that for?!â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and when I go down, I go down in flames!â
ok guys, i have a question and i thought the best place to get the answer was MS and its perverted members, specially you el-wanko
so here is the question:
there is this girl, we talked online, she is pretty, we met,
but as soon as she started talking i realized she had some mental problem, frankly, she is retarded,
so i was wondering if is it illegal to fuck a retarded girl or what?
she is virgin and she has a great body, also pretty, so i dont see why i shouldnt sleep with her, but im afraid to get in trouble with this....
Tell me if she moans like a retard when she comes...that is if you can make a retarded virgin cum. Then post that shit on MS. If you don't you are a Rachel Ray fan.
i have not fucked her yet, im scared, but she is not totally retarded, like i had no idea before seeing her, and we chat on msn for a while, she just walks weirdly, talks slowly, and sometimes looks at you like she is dead!
but i dont think she would let me to tape while fucking her
Well, talking weird and slowly can also be a side effect from psychoactive drugs. My dad has a friend who's schizophrenic and the drugs he uses to control it make him act the same way.
you HAVE to film iran. otherwise she could retarded charge you with forced sex afterwards. but if you get a couple of those retarded moans on tape, you can prove consent.
BTW Normally if someone is judged as mentally 'incompetent', one has to ask relatives for consent...so just go ask her Dad if he minds you fucking her.
Worst (likely) scenario: he tells you to fuck-off and threatens to call the police.
Best (likely) scenario: he applauds you for helping the handicapped community and doesn't shoot you after you dump her.
btw how the hell do i know she is considered mentally 'incompetent' ?
she goes to college her self, she can take care of her self, she is just weird, like asks stupid questions or acts like kids,
Chill Iranian - I was just fuckin with ya. Don't worry, she's probably just got 'mild learning difficulties', which manifest as slow speech, an odd walk (etc) in this instance.
I saw this programme on kids with Prader Willie syndrome: one of the girls was dating a guy with the same handicap as you described. He was still intelligent and 'mentally competent' - just *sounded* and walked like a 'tard.
He looked fine until he introduced himself, "I'muuuuh Maaaaaaarrrrtin". Poor guy...still cracks me up tho - LOL! Especially as my g/f's sister has just started dating a guy called Martin - private joke now between me and the missus'
P.S. I'm glad to hear you have a conscience and would consider dating her, for at least, a while. This is important, cos i'm sure not many guys would, so she'll probably fall for you and be really hurt if/when you finally do the dirty deed.
elwanko u r shameless, u want to fuck every one, u dont see me asking u to fuck your wife do i?
(well no one actually want to fuck that fat ugly bitch)
Comments to Red or White Wine?
this wine tastes funny....
that is a tight ass pussy in the beginning...
ive never seen an ass pussy before...
you learn something new every day on mucho.
this is what happens when you ask a girl if she'll take a bottle of wine up her, and don't specify. make sure you specify. bet she got drunk off that too.
i know u get drunk on 1/1/2 glasses of wine but I bet she didn't..i'll go easy on you 420 against!
lolz... maybe... i doubted the fact myself, but if she got it pumped in her ass she would have surely gotten drunk.
Personally, I would have gone with white wine.
You know, because of the idea of drinking red stuff from a woman's pussy.
ok i get it u don't like red wine. Aha no u mean its like blood..the red wine is like blood! Fuck it's like ur thinking on a different level.
Actually, I'm not a big fan of wine, period.
had to add the "period" didnt you?
drinking red wine with fish? no class.
hehe - that was my first impression too
reminds me of my old chap pierre, who was a french fighter pilot (hold your chuckles, it's getting better). So Pierre and his girlfriend are out on a leisurely picnic enjoying fine Parisian cheeses and wines when caught up in the moment Pierreâs girlfriend murmurs,
âKiss me Pierre.â
He pulls a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon out of the picnic basket and proceeds to pour it across her face then passionately kiss her.
âPierre, what did you do that for?â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and with red meat I like red wine.â
Stirred by the intimate turn the picnic is taking, she slips the top of her dress over her shoulders and says in a seductive tone,
âKiss me lower Pierre.â
Pierre responds by pulling a moderately aged Pinot Griggio from the picnic basket and pours it across her supple breasts then licking and kissing them clean. Aroused now Pierreâs girlfriend asks once more
âPierre, what did you do that for?â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and with white meat I like white wine.â
Pierreâs girlfriend then removes the rest of her dress and stands before him and gestures none too subtlely at her woman parts
âKiss me lower Pierre!â
He responds by pulling a bottle of aged cognac from the basket, pouring it on her crotch and lighting it on fire. Horrified she puts the fire out and screams,
âPierre, what did you do that for?!â
âI am Pierre the French fighter pilot and when I go down, I go down in flames!â
ah, humor.
ok guys, i have a question and i thought the best place to get the answer was MS and its perverted members, specially you el-wanko
so here is the question:
there is this girl, we talked online, she is pretty, we met,
but as soon as she started talking i realized she had some mental problem, frankly, she is retarded,
so i was wondering if is it illegal to fuck a retarded girl or what?
she is virgin and she has a great body, also pretty, so i dont see why i shouldnt sleep with her, but im afraid to get in trouble with this....
go for it. but don't count on her choach being very hygenic.
don't do it. shes going to stab you while you're boinking.
Tell me if she moans like a retard when she comes...that is if you can make a retarded virgin cum. Then post that shit on MS. If you don't you are a Rachel Ray fan.
i have not fucked her yet, im scared, but she is not totally retarded, like i had no idea before seeing her, and we chat on msn for a while, she just walks weirdly, talks slowly, and sometimes looks at you like she is dead!
but i dont think she would let me to tape while fucking her
i will ask thou, only for my dear horny pedophile friends on MS
Well, talking weird and slowly can also be a side effect from psychoactive drugs. My dad has a friend who's schizophrenic and the drugs he uses to control it make him act the same way.
Havent you learned anything off this site Iranian? Film it without her consent.
you HAVE to film iran. otherwise she could retarded charge you with forced sex afterwards. but if you get a couple of those retarded moans on tape, you can prove consent.
plus she's probably just autistic. they zone out a lot.
oh really?
i HAVE to tape it then,
thanks for letting me know, i knew my good friends from MS will help me,
i dont know smerf, all im scared of is a pissed off canadian dad who would sue my ass, (you know how the stupid canadians are)
what are you talking aboot?!
Consider it community service Iranian. Just don't fuck her and dump her...well, at least not on the same day...
BTW Normally if someone is judged as mentally 'incompetent', one has to ask relatives for consent...so just go ask her Dad if he minds you fucking her.
Worst (likely) scenario: he tells you to fuck-off and threatens to call the police.
Best (likely) scenario: he applauds you for helping the handicapped community and doesn't shoot you after you dump her.
no i wouldnt dump her soon, she is pretty
lol
im not gonna go fucking ask her dad if i can fuck his daughter or no!!!
what kind of suggestion was that?
u suck!
btw how the hell do i know she is considered mentally 'incompetent' ?
she goes to college her self, she can take care of her self, she is just weird, like asks stupid questions or acts like kids,
im suspicious if she is Dik's daughter....
hey Dik, can i fuck your handicapped daughter?
I think before you do anything you should give me this girl's name. I'll go fuck her and tell you if it seemed legal or not.
Chill Iranian - I was just fuckin with ya. Don't worry, she's probably just got 'mild learning difficulties', which manifest as slow speech, an odd walk (etc) in this instance.
I saw this programme on kids with Prader Willie syndrome: one of the girls was dating a guy with the same handicap as you described. He was still intelligent and 'mentally competent' - just *sounded* and walked like a 'tard.
He looked fine until he introduced himself, "I'muuuuh Maaaaaaarrrrtin". Poor guy...still cracks me up tho - LOL! Especially as my g/f's sister has just started dating a guy called Martin - private joke now between me and the missus'
P.S. I'm glad to hear you have a conscience and would consider dating her, for at least, a while. This is important, cos i'm sure not many guys would, so she'll probably fall for you and be really hurt if/when you finally do the dirty deed.
elwanko u r shameless, u want to fuck every one, u dont see me asking u to fuck your wife do i?
(well no one actually want to fuck that fat ugly bitch)
except u ur self of course
i want to marry that girl, i have feeling for her man,
i took offend in that,
u suck, dont talk to me again
Fuck the tard. If she is slow then she will probably let you do all sorts of freaky shit to her because she doesn't know any better.
Fuck you, you'll just cut her head off in a couple weeks anyway.
lol what the hell? wanko finnaly gives a serious, normal answer, and you just wave it away? what a dumbass retarded goatfucker.
I hope they filled it back into the bottle and sold it.^^
This video was very disappointing, but I least I learnt a novel way of 'maturing' alcohol...
Guess whisky would sting a little...?
i like wine, intersting fermantation!
ok....an wtf was the point of this???
an why dus she hav an anus for a pussy entrance?