hey guys, can we get Hank a new cock to be all over? he wont get off mine and he's horrible at it...i mean seriously, i never get a chance to take a crack at him, because before I know it, he's stuffing my balls in his throat. Jeez.
Why would I be on your tiny cock, NoobsAreUsNext? I mean, seriously, let's think about this. Could it be because you are a loudmouth, annoying dick slobberer? You've been talking enough shit to get my attention. Well, now that you got it, don't fucking cry like a little girl.
Noobs need to know their place. You don't seem to. You are like that one turd that just won't go down. It just keeps spinning around the bowl refusing to accept it's fate.
Actually, I'm pretty sure NoobsAreUs is CrissyHomo's gimpy sex slave. Which is saying a lot since Crissy is a mildly retaded 3rd grader with chronic haletosis and a colostomy bag. I heard he makes Noobs lick the hole in his side.
Comments to 1000 Bikini Record
I want brunette with the curly hair 6th from the right
i'm sorry fat people don't get to choose who has sex with them i'll go ahead and take that one.
In a way, that's what happens.
I knew you were fat.
I want ALL LOL
I'll take the little one to the left of big blondie.
i'll have whatever's left over if that's okay with you guys
lol, that doesn't look good for me
that chunky one with the bigger swim wear doesn't count and if she does its at two.
Forget the chunky one, there are still 999 left or 998 if you count her as two. As for me if there is an Asian one out there I'll take her
I'll take that one, and that one, and that one... hmmm... Fuck, it, gimme that one too.
Left side over to the right 1 is wearing a apron looking thing. So 999 Bikinis and a fat bitch?
Yeah, who the fuck counts that as a bikini?
more importantly, where is his fucking picture, huh? Fuck this where's waldo shit! WHERE ARE YOU???
btw, i want the native american indian chick.
I'm in there.
ill take 35-62
Mmmm...someone's making stew!
Dammit, I wanted to surprise you.
Is it just me, or is there a REALLY short chick behind the curly-haired lady?
"Alright! How may of you girls have been sexually abused?"
only since i started coming here
I'll take the ones STD free and on birth control.
You'll take one square meter of sand packed into your lower intestine with a big piece of driftwood.
Hey guys! I found some beach glass and used tampons!
Alright, let's pack that in, too.
hey guys, can we get Hank a new cock to be all over? he wont get off mine and he's horrible at it...i mean seriously, i never get a chance to take a crack at him, because before I know it, he's stuffing my balls in his throat. Jeez.
Why would I be on your tiny cock, NoobsAreUsNext? I mean, seriously, let's think about this. Could it be because you are a loudmouth, annoying dick slobberer? You've been talking enough shit to get my attention. Well, now that you got it, don't fucking cry like a little girl.
Noobs need to know their place. You don't seem to. You are like that one turd that just won't go down. It just keeps spinning around the bowl refusing to accept it's fate.
"The Floating Noob"
Lol.
Actually, I'm pretty sure NoobsAreUs is CrissyHomo's gimpy sex slave. Which is saying a lot since Crissy is a mildly retaded 3rd grader with chronic haletosis and a colostomy bag. I heard he makes Noobs lick the hole in his side.
I'd just like to go crowd surfing naked.
what the fuck good is 1000 bikinis if you can only see 14 of em.... and who let the bitch with the one-zy in the picture on the left??
I'd like to be in between all of them.
ill take 3 and 7 from the left