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6 weeks and counting...

Tripped over a motorcycle in my garage when I was drunk, 2 nights ago. Finally went to the ER this morning and yep, I fractured my foot. 6 weeks of downtime for me.

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by RosettaStoned

submitted June 27th 2012

48 comments
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You got some stubby little toes
5 years ago
It's because they are fucking swollen since I also broke bones between the toes.
5 years ago
clumsy ass rosetta
5 years ago
Uh, there aren't any bones between the toes.
5 years ago
metatarsal or phalange?
5 years ago
"between the toes"

that is hilarious
5 years ago
Flange
5 years ago
she must mean the phalange in her foot
5 years ago
that's why i smoke. i don't trip over shit when i am high. hope you feel better.
5 years ago
I'm very accident prone, regardless of whether I'm sober, high or drunk. It sucks, trust me. I seem to make a trip to the ER once a year.
5 years ago
clumsy ass rosetta
5 years ago
I hope you feel like shit and that this teaches you not to not sub your tits. With sign.
5 years ago
Thank you for the well wishes, MD. I'll make a deal with you. If you sub a pic of a giant dildo in your ass, with a sign, I'll sub my tits, with sign. I think that's pretty fair.
5 years ago
Bullshit is that fair. Fair would be we both shove giant dildo's up our arse. And to be frank, I'd rather you just simply got your tits out love.
5 years ago
Maybe just a normal sized dildo MD? For Tits?
5 years ago
I think it's time to take one for the team MD!
5 years ago
No normal sized. It has to be the giant size.
5 years ago
Then you have to do the same. Fortified with added tits.
5 years ago
You would really stick a giant dildo up your ass and post a pic with sign just to see me do the same and see my tits? Wow.
5 years ago
Anal Pain is temporary, Tits are forever...
5 years ago
Yeah, so just do me a favour and just sub your bloody tits without making me do that
5 years ago
MD takes his Mucho very serious, and science his science too for that matter !
5 years ago
- one of those sciences
5 years ago
bloody tits would definitely get upvoted
5 years ago
You really wanna see Rosetta's fatass? Hint: if she hasn't shown her tits by now it's because there is something very wrong with them. Probably saggy and nasty from all the weight
5 years ago
Even if I was a hot, skinny chick, I STILL wouldn't be showing my tits, you fuckwad.
5 years ago
Well then what good would you be?
5 years ago
I guess she thinks she is some sort of classy broad who's tits are far too superior for our eyes to gaze upon. From now on, I shall be referring to her as 'precious tits'.
5 years ago
I'm sure I would enjoy gazing at Rosetta's titties. Not that it would be for the enjoyment, everything for science and mucho !
5 years ago
@Rosetta but you ARE hot... to me anyway.
5 years ago
That's not your tits.
5 years ago
And how do you trip over a motorcycle? Are you a giant?
5 years ago
tards be tarding.
5 years ago
I tripped over the motorcycle, because I was trying to walk through this narrow path in there, and well, I was drunk and slammed my foot into the front tire and tripped over it. It's a mini chopper bike and no I'm not a giant. I'm only 5'5.
5 years ago
Walk it off yah pussy!
5 years ago
Yeah.. I'll get right on that.
5 years ago
If you'd have just kept drinking and turned into constant drunk rose you would have never noticed :/
5 years ago
The only constant drunk around here is Zeke.
5 years ago
so that stubby toe remark cut deep, huh?
5 years ago
LOL, no Zeke. Not deep enough :)
5 years ago
Put a bandaid on it.
5 years ago
Not like you were going to running any marathons
5 years ago
^be .... fuck
5 years ago
This is very true, Shitler
5 years ago
Less disproportionate big toe, more tits.
5 years ago
Rosetta, MD just asks this because it's scientifically significant you post them !
5 years ago
lets move along. She's clearly has no interest in contributing to humankind or mucho
5 years ago
Whatever you do, don't ride the motorcycle.
5 years ago
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