by thatdude420

submitted June 27th 2012

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Bees
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What a bunch of idiots.
5 years ago
the bees?
5 years ago
bees are smart. you're an idiot
5 years ago
Get away from me, you smell like goat piss and knock off electronics
5 years ago
So like your Mom?
5 years ago
Dontyoubetalkinboutmymama! She's a nice lady!
5 years ago
Can I take her out to a nice sea food restraunt...
5 years ago
Fuck the fire pit, I would have used the gasoline in a super-soaker and drowned the bees in fuel, then watch the flaming fuckers drop from the sky as i lit them up.
5 years ago
my dad used to use a jar lid full of gas to throw on a wasp nest. it killed them nearly instantly. the nests never were this damn big though
5 years ago
your dad is a faggot
5 years ago
says the king of faggotry..... guess you are the only one here qualified to make that statement
5 years ago
im pretty sure fries could destroy cryass at a fag off
5 years ago
and by destroy i mean make sweet anal man love to him
5 years ago
Bees : gone
swing : gone
usefulness : none
Then again totally worth it
5 years ago
glad they used 87 octane petrol cos anything les wouldnt have done the trick
5 years ago
*gas
5 years ago
maybe fries is calling this one for the queen?
5 years ago
fuck the queen
5 years ago
Unless they're Africanized bees, just walk up, put hand in swarm, find queen and gently place in open box. Wait for box to fill and remove to suitable location.
Result - No bees, no destroyed swing and no burnt grass, and no need to run away like a little girl.
5 years ago
See, there's a small problem with this simple plan. The part where you put your hand in the swarm and find the queen.
5 years ago
Just walk up, put hand in swarm? That sounds like sound advice....
5 years ago
Ordinary bees are normally very placid, that's how they get away with the bee beard thing. Place a swarming queen on chin, the rest will crowd in around her. If you should accidently squash the queen, you may end up in a spot of trouble...
5 years ago
Yeah, its all good and fun until one bee gets squashed or angry then puts out its distress call. Then you got an arm covered in a swarm of angry bees and anaphylaxic shock to worry about
5 years ago
Ya bunch of pussies, they're only furry flies.
5 years ago
I'd rather kill them than be their friend.
5 years ago
Lets see you go find a nest of furry flies and relocate a queen bee. Don't worry about the sign.
5 years ago
Squidly time with lowie (again) :
As a kid I saw a swarm much bigger than this one on a shrubbery, at a friends house. The neighbor came over, he kept bees. He had a very long sleeved glove and then did exactly what MrFugsmucker explained. He put the queen in one of his hives and the few bees that weren't on the glove just followed the queen in the hive within minutes. Nothing happened nobody got stung. In my memories the guy wore a glove, maybe you can do it without. I never destroyed a bee nest, I did destroy a few hornet's nest in my shed though.
5 years ago
I'll see what I can do, md...
5 years ago
Bees are good
Bees are my friend
5 years ago
what about our friendship?
5 years ago
You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

Prrrrecious
5 years ago
Honeybees are going extinct and this didn't help matters.
5 years ago
Ok, so fire I get. But throwing a fucking hitch? Who thinks of that?
5 years ago
Florida cracker's dont take no shit
5 years ago
A $5 can of bug killer would have saved that swingset from destruction. Dont have to worries about the bees or the kids.
5 years ago
so then its a win win right?
5 years ago
These guys have no imagination, i would have befriended one of the bees and slowly but surely gained the trust of the nest, then have them introduce me to the queen bee.. i would seduce the queen and she would fall in love with me...But what she doesnt know is that she has contracted my aids.

Thats how you take out a nest.
5 years ago
You left out the part about how you contracted AIDS.
5 years ago
Next time I have a problem with bees, I will give you call. That may be the greatest pest control solution ever.
5 years ago
Yeah, I wanna see how you handle roaches
5 years ago
And Jehovah's Witnesses.
5 years ago
Thats a story for another day vomitcircus.
5 years ago
buzzkill
5 years ago
i know a thing or two about bees...i don;t really want to tell anyone ..but i was stung by a bee about a month ago and basicially turned at least half bee..the stinger was left in and it became my stinger
5 years ago
true
5 years ago
i was up for like 3 weeks straight asking everyone for pollen...making honey till 8 am
5 years ago
there were witnesses
5 years ago
la dee dee, one two three,
dik, the 'alf a bee,
a b c d e f g,
dik, the 'alf a bee,

cyril connelly
* dwhill05 whistles *
5 years ago
i wish it was funny
5 years ago
would the dead parrot skit have been better? or the argument skit?
5 years ago
maybe i will just sing the spam song or traffic lights song
5 years ago
im just saying it wasnt real fun turning into a bee
5 years ago
it stungk
5 years ago
recover password
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