points: 20

official virgin age meter

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by Sealbasher

submitted June 21st 2012

24 comments
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official virgin age meter
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5 years ago
i wish i had done what the last guy did, ignore women and i would have a shit ton of money and not a fucked up life. at least i learned my lesson: women are evil
5 years ago
* DushanMandik hands dwill a strong jack and coke. Bottoms up brother! *
5 years ago
Oh, the beauty of hindsight, huh dw?
5 years ago
im having just coke tonight, drinking turns my pain into violence
5 years ago
Your preaching to the choir. I share your pain. And would love to share some coke. Sniff, sniff.
5 years ago
I just wish I could have ignored the first wife. All the rest were pretty fun for me.
5 years ago
The first wife was the reason I lived on an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico and never left until my brother in law faxed me her death certificate.
5 years ago
This meter is broken, there is no 14, 18, 19, or 21-29.
Also 13 to 17 seem to go in an order as if they have had sex at each age instead of it being the first time they had sex at that age.
5 years ago
I lost my virginity to a drunk fat chick who tricked me by sucking my dick first and not finishing the deed.
5 years ago
^ older
5 years ago
" tricked you to suck older dick" ? not a good deed for sure :)
5 years ago
she was older buttmunch
5 years ago
11, so technically...I'm off the charts badass :D
5 years ago
Getting anally raped by your uncle doesn't count.
5 years ago
Since when?
5 years ago
So I'm guessing this is for men? Because I had no issue with losing mine in my 20's
5 years ago
Just for the boys, yes. 20's= not cool, 13= legend.
5 years ago
meh
5 years ago
nah women who lose in their 20s are pretty screwed up in the head as well. Either disgusting and cant get laid or have psychological issues/insecurities. Remember that one newscaster who blew her brains out on live television because she was 30 and had never even had sex yet? You were very close to that point.
5 years ago
No I don't, but since you mentioned it, post the fucking video!
5 years ago
yeah, wheres the vid of that?
5 years ago
I am beyond saving then.
2 years ago
^ level 42 virgin ?
2 years ago
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