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Bacon, it's what's for dinner... unless you're a pussy

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by TheAllMightyToaster

submitted June 17th 2012

41 comments
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Bacon, it's what's for dinner... unless you're a pussy
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nooooooooooooo I missed the mofo other site tag at the bottom. SONOFABITCH
5 years ago
* possum leaves MS for ScienceLoveLSD now *


bye bye, fags
5 years ago
dont forget to shut the door
5 years ago
The only food on par with bacon: smoked pork shoulder.

The only food better than either one? Smoked pork shoulder with BACON ON TOP.
5 years ago
Corned beef is a close second for me
5 years ago
corned beef should be banned except as a dietary supplement for dogs
5 years ago
HERETIC!

* smerf declares a Crusade on possum-kind *
5 years ago
wait!
it can also be used as a poultice for nagging cases of poison-oak!
5 years ago
You have insulted my ancestral heritage! Have at you!

* smerf challenges possum to a duel *
5 years ago
* possum hates to do this... *


HAGGIS!
5 years ago
...for or against?
5 years ago
* possum upchucks in smerf's fake-doctor bag now *
5 years ago
* smerf hits the button that launches the boxing glove out of the bag *
5 years ago
you bastard
5 years ago
They said I was crazy when I installed that. They said I was crazy, BUT LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW.
5 years ago
uh-oh, i feel a music video sub coming on
5 years ago
Seriously though, Corned Beef FUCKING AMAZING
5 years ago
There is nothing more exquisite than a grilled bacon wrapped tenderloin, some steamed vegetables, and a good beer.

Not even good sex.

5 years ago
Bacon wrapped pineapple dipped in dark chocolate <3
5 years ago
wtf is wrong with you?
5 years ago
Well, you have to be a little more specific
5 years ago
Pretty sure we're all damaged.
5 years ago
bacon is ok, tons of food better tho
5 years ago
the only food that gets my eyes rolling into my head is chocolate.
5 years ago
* smerf quietly dips his penis in some fudge sauce *
5 years ago
the only thing that could have made that comment better would be a rapecomma
5 years ago
bacon by itself is a little too salty and fatty but bacon added to almost anything makes food awesome
5 years ago
im surprised it didnt have a rapecomma, to be honest
5 years ago
Here you, go.
5 years ago
chocolate covered bacon
5 years ago
Not as good as I expected, actually. Just tasted like really salty chocolate.
5 years ago
sweet and salty...just like pineapple laced cum
5 years ago
No. Just really salty.

Do I even want to know how you know what pineapple-laced cum tastes like?
5 years ago
that's what she said
5 years ago
Wrap the bacon round some pineapple, broil and then dip in chocolate <3
5 years ago
its got fruit in it so it must be healthy, right?
5 years ago
Bacon created reform judaism.
5 years ago
This flowchart is missing an entry. After true warrior, 'eat it'.
5 years ago
It's implied and unneeded, they should already be eating bacon before then.
5 years ago
I wanted to be sure for the sake of cowards like you.
5 years ago
Pwnd
5 years ago
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