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Get your squirt on ladies

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a tutorial, to make your sheets messy

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by Jenbirdy

submitted June 8th 2012

37 comments
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Get your squirt on ladies
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How will this help me get my squirt on ladies?
5 years ago
i'm a squirter
5 years ago
well, you could get her all excited with the fingerbanging, and she'd be more willing to be unloaded upon.... just hypothetical here...
5 years ago
I always cum. Except when I'm having that tired, drunk sex with my girlfriend. I hate that. You know? When you're banging with no real goal?
5 years ago
It's just sore, painful humping. That's right, I'm a guy and I've faked orgasm...
5 years ago
So that's why it's called a g spot

* DushanMandik the more you knows *
5 years ago
Well... Yeah. You mean you didn't know about Dr. Grafenberg?
5 years ago
That's... pretty much how I do it if I'm fingering a chick.
5 years ago
The only type of chick you fingerbang are them japanese sex dolls..
5 years ago
With some extra oral stimulation it just works wonders.
5 years ago
@ Smerffett Never fingerbangs a human female,just plastic dolls and rubber dildos.
5 years ago
you've kind of said that twice now , do not read or remember your own comments ?
5 years ago
bicho fingerbangs donkies and mules
5 years ago
He's just bitter that every time he encounters me, he gets reminded that he's a retarded tranny from a 3rd world country.
5 years ago
everyone knows that the gspot is a myth and that all women like big dicks shoved down their throats and buttholes

Hasn't porn taught you anything?
5 years ago
and if they dont like the big dick rammed down their throat then you grab the back of their head and shove it in until they do like it
5 years ago
my hot body gives woman screaming orgasm just by seeing it
5 years ago
* Sealbasher kisses his bizeps *
5 years ago
my epic rugged manliness makes women ovulate on sight
5 years ago
dunno believe
5 years ago
...my tongue got described today as "Holy crap, that's the size of a penis!"
5 years ago
so you have a penis is your mouth?
5 years ago
dayam.... get on up in there.
5 years ago
Man I fingerbang chicks so good they call me drum 'make em squirt' rave. Shit bitches be all into that shit and then like damn drum that's the best damn hand I ever had and I'm like 'bitch, I know' then they tell me I'm beautiful and lick my chode and then I fart in their mouths and piss on their feet
5 years ago
you drunk already?
5 years ago
just sleepy
5 years ago
maybe get some sleep then?
5 years ago
It's all about getting a girl that's multi-orgasmic. Prime the pump with the first one, apply this, and she'll be squirting like a water hose.
5 years ago
fake.. theres no finger in her butt
5 years ago
how about you sluts learn to please a man instead? selfish whores
4 years ago
a wee bit frustrated are we?
4 years ago
yeah, you would be too if you were as skilled as me
4 years ago
so please yourself then......right?
4 years ago
yep. That leads me to my original point.
4 years ago
this pickup technique is called: "The Flanking maneuver"...look out jen..your probably already in love with mako and dont know it yet.. he does this same technique to get free shit at Mcdonalds.."yeah I'll take a big mac..but my Burgers are WAY fucking better..."
4 years ago
most women even have a wrinkle or something in there that you can use to find the sweet spot every time...of course, making use of that actually requires touching a vagina, so most of you don't really need to know that bit of information.
4 years ago
your mom doesn't count as a participant tr... that's gross.
4 years ago
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