points: 28

seals awesome stuff guide

featuredcool

by Sealbasher

submitted June 6th 2012

106 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
seals awesome stuff guide
tagged:
comments (106)
The t-rex bed is kind of cool. Everything else looks retarded
6 years ago
I wanted to order that fold-able knife but forgot about it.
6 years ago
Is it supposed to be something while it's flat?
6 years ago
I think it's supposed to go in your wallet.
Like.....you know.....if you get in a knife fight you tell the other guy to hold on while you pull out your wallet and unfold it.
6 years ago
... so why don't you just carry a knife?
6 years ago
why would you eat with a pen?
6 years ago
to save room in your lunchbox
6 years ago
because a fork is so bulky and all :/
6 years ago
exactly
6 years ago
a wallet knife saves space too
6 years ago
but completely impractical if you need a knife. Oh I'm sorry why don't you just stab me while I get out my wallet knife ...
6 years ago
you can do other things with a knife
6 years ago
Seal, when I read what you type on here in my head you sound like this guy http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/9/5/3/8/953880/pics/_c944744_image_0.jpg
6 years ago
who the hell is that?
6 years ago
i have a very deep voice btw.
6 years ago
Skwisgaar from metalocolypse duh
6 years ago
you're going to have to back that up now, sealbasher...otherwise the users must assume that you have a high-pitched voice like a little girl (with a lisp).
6 years ago
maybe one day im gonna do it. just imagine that my voice is nearly as deep as my cock is long
6 years ago
It's a novelty/collectible knife ... it's not really usefull
6 years ago
I like you better as Skwisgaar
6 years ago
again, sealbasher, without evidence to the contrary, the image evoked is napoleon's penis.
6 years ago
: (
6 years ago
I leave for 5 minutes and seal starts talking about his cock....
6 years ago
not my fault
6 years ago
though I can't so I'd turn down a photo of it
6 years ago
just take a pic and record your voice, sealbasher...how hard is that?
6 years ago
Im a bit meh on voice since my audio isn't working
6 years ago
How is that knife NOT useful, that's the only thing I really wanted out of all this. If you think you are going to need it to get in a knife fight, you don't need a fucking knife, YOU NEED TO MOVE!
6 years ago
pretty much every time you need a knife you could have it out of your pocket in 5 seconds.....this would take at least 50 seconds
6 years ago
it's just impractical....
6 years ago
Dush is now known as whunu and he'll be moving to Minnesota very soon
6 years ago
you could also hide it in your vagina
6 years ago
you could hide most knives in your vagina
6 years ago
It's a cool thing to have ... practicality isn't of the matter.
6 years ago
yeah right...
6 years ago
I just like the concept. I have a business card that doubles as a magnifying glass...the knife would go well with it.
6 years ago
I can't say I hide anything in my vagina
6 years ago
not even some emergency dollars?
6 years ago
not even one emergency dollar
6 years ago
My wife hides an anti-conception ring in there ...
6 years ago
thats not a wise decision
6 years ago
I'm pretty sure it is quite wise
6 years ago
I'd wait until someone was sleeping in that drainage tube...and roll it down a hill :)
6 years ago
Im pretty sure it would be too heavy for you to move
6 years ago
That fan on the skateboard might push an anorexic gerbil :(
6 years ago
Batman money clip and the Pug, pure gold
6 years ago
most likely it wouldn't dush
and toaster they're not marketing the pug
6 years ago
I'm still not sure how you're supposed to tell the minute with that clock either :/
6 years ago
The batman clip is only cool if it doubles as a ninja star.
6 years ago
I am 100% sure that I would buy that product based on that pug
6 years ago
Ooo....I just read the business card/magnifying glass. Now that I'd like. For starting fires and torturing ants.....
6 years ago
What have I done!? :( On a related note, I really want a badass ant farm :)
6 years ago
I like the batman money clip and the clock.
6 years ago
F you in the B hole Cryax!
6 years ago
and i like you smerf : )
6 years ago
Well I just got news that someone I know ordered me that credit card knife and I just have to go pick it up.
6 years ago
Got it, If you guys want a picture, I can post it.
6 years ago
awwwwwww a pug <3
6 years ago
why is there so much porno on the brookstone today?
6 years ago
we got our friend j darth vader chopsticks
6 years ago
I have thongs with bottle openers.
6 years ago
that sounds like you wanna Sub a pic for everyone to enjoy
6 years ago
she's talking about sandals you idiot
6 years ago
nobody asked you. please fall in a tub
6 years ago
makes more sense though
6 years ago
It's not my fault you don't know what sandals are :(
6 years ago
Well it could be confusing if he doesn't know fluffer's an Aussie
6 years ago
more importantly, this whole Thong/bottle opener thing isn't trademarked...
6 years ago
I don't know why someone would want to take off their flip-flops (or underwear for that matter) just to open a beer. It's called a fucking lighter.
6 years ago
maybe they just lift their foot up
6 years ago
fluffer is an aussie?
6 years ago
She's Crocodile Motherfuckin Dundee
6 years ago
o.0
6 years ago
It's innovative, though not overly exciting. I can sub a pic if you so desire. Yes, I'm Australian.
6 years ago
Fluffer, the sandal or the underwear?

Incidentally, zeke, she wouldn't have to take off either.
6 years ago
Sandal.
6 years ago
damn...
6 years ago
Fluffer is better known as Bindi
6 years ago
I'll beat you, Zeke.
6 years ago
please do
6 years ago
I've been bad
6 years ago
My bet is she knows what thongs are in the states yet used that term anyway for attention/all these questions on it. Just sayin.....
6 years ago
Well....if I say I'm having tea I mean the drink, not fucking lunch. I wouldn't change the way I speak.
6 years ago
I now have new faith in humanity.
6 years ago
Dont get too excited we will all be dead soon.
6 years ago
haha, oh please, enlighten us with your doomsday theory
6 years ago
haha... this noobs name stands for "Mayan Revelation Prophecy 2012"..... wtf dude? explain yourself....
6 years ago
Hey douchebag, you know they realized that due to leap year, the end of the mayan calendar happened awhile back....

sorry, didn't mean to spoil the fun if you were planning suicide or something
6 years ago
actually it stands for my first,middle and last name plus the year i made the account...thats fucking good though lol.
6 years ago
oh and fuck you jenbirdy.
6 years ago
LIAR!!!!
6 years ago
* possum waves @ oster *
6 years ago
I dont really believe in that bullshit.
6 years ago
then explain your prophetic comment above....
6 years ago
well, this has all been a pleasant misunderstanding then...! what a coinkydink! good day sir, carry on
6 years ago
Maybe i was fuckin joking??
6 years ago
* JerkStore does shifty eyes around the room *
6 years ago
That was a pretty good coincedence though.
6 years ago
* Jenbirdy seems to have stepped in a steamy pile of bullshit.... *

6 years ago
Yeah you 2 caught me im looney tunes crazy.
6 years ago
give it up ost
6 years ago
hi
6 years ago
hello
6 years ago
* possum is suddenly shy *
6 years ago
hi there
6 years ago
* JamesTKirk takes a gigantic shit and just leaves. *
6 years ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!