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THE FUCK?!

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Who the fuck buys a DENIM COUCH?!

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by fluffernutter

submitted June 4th 2012

49 comments
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THE FUCK?!
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comments (49)
I have a denim comforter leftover from when I had a twin bed in the dorms at college. Pretty comfy actually.
6 years ago
Yeah, but you're a freak.
6 years ago
Are a pair of broken in blue jeans comfy?
6 years ago
They'd be easy to wash after I skeeted all over them.
6 years ago
Jay Leno maybe.
6 years ago
I bet this is in the south...
6 years ago
Southern girls aren't that hot
6 years ago
not only are you wrong vlady, you're stupid.
6 years ago
I have met quite a few attractive southern girls, but as soon as they open their mouth I want to punch them. I fucking hate southern accents.
6 years ago
SOOKEH IZ MAHHHN!
6 years ago
I actually don't sound like I'm from Texas, when I met my ex's family for the first time (east texas accent is VERY thick) the first thing his dad said was "You ain't from 'round here, ere yeh" "You sound like one o' them stuck up yanks" - so yeah, I understand.....
6 years ago
I want a vid. Of you. Talking. And fapping.
Make it snappy!
<3
6 years ago
nothing's worse than the arkansian drawl though...
6 years ago
like fingernails on a chalkboard
6 years ago
thank you poss, I have used that analogy for years. That drawl makes me want to shove sharpened pencils into my eardrums.
6 years ago
Southern women are absolutely gorgeous and this is from a transplanted native son of California.
6 years ago
I can't stand new york accents...... that really think "Bronxyness" ugh
6 years ago
I dated a jewish girl from th Bronyx before I met my wife and her accent grew on me.
6 years ago
@fluffer, I asked for that video two months ago... Still waiting...

* Einrednatreb has been holding his breath the entire time, honest *
6 years ago
the fuck is that supposed to mean, possum? and yank accents, the jersey and the northern ones, are fucking annoying
6 years ago
* possum scampers *
6 years ago
i remember laughing at britts dakooohhhta accent in vent. mako's new york accent was cool though, not annoying
6 years ago
All depends what dakoohhta you live in. Eastside ND & SD is mixed with Wisconsin and Minnesota. West sides not so much
6 years ago
I'm from Arkansas. I suppose I have an accent. I've had people tell me my accent was "cute" and that I needed to talk more so they could listen to me.
6 years ago
East coast girls are hip I really dig those styles they where.....
* xzekiel taps foot *
6 years ago
oh fuck me
* xzekiel hangs head *
6 years ago
wear?
6 years ago
And the Southern girls with the way they talk they knock me out when I'm down there.
6 years ago
stop singing zeke, and just what we needed, another damned arkansas
6 years ago
Aruba...Jamaica....ooo I wanna take ya to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty momma....
6 years ago
if you want a good laugh about Southern accents, listen to comedian Tim Wilson's account called 'Southern Accents' from his 'But I Could Be Wrong' album..

* StickyBeets sorry he cant find the 04:37 audio to post... *
6 years ago
What couch?
6 years ago
took me a couple of minutes to see what they were talking about as well
6 years ago
i always look good in denim too
6 years ago
Your boyfriend really knows how to sweet talk doesn't he.
6 years ago
Cum never washes out of denim
6 years ago
i bet fries has a secret to getting it out
6 years ago
handiwipes
6 years ago
Peanutbutter and alot of licking
6 years ago
Oxyclean diluted with orphan tears
6 years ago
Reply mother fuckin' fail!
6 years ago
damn. i thought that would be an naked fluffer submission : (
6 years ago
I'd buy a denim couch if a woman as hot as that came with it for me to make my own personal sex slave.
6 years ago
Never saw this shit before.
6 years ago
Denim
5 years ago
How can we take her seriously on a denim couch
5 years ago
Nevermind the bottle, let's just drink it !
Sure I would taste her nectar...
5 years ago
Shut up.
5 years ago
I would LOVE TO BANG THE FUCK OUT OF HER!!!!!
5 years ago
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