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My ugly cock

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My old ugly cock. You asked for it. Wife wasn't home so I subbed it.

wtf

by Squidley

submitted May 31st 2012

191 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
My ugly cock
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comments (191)
Yep, that's ugly alright.
6 years ago
lol, nobody's voting
6 years ago
I'm not touchin' it!
6 years ago
* OhSnap pokes upvote button with a stick *
6 years ago
I downvoted this myself.
6 years ago
as one dong poster to another. Kudos. upvote
6 years ago
Finally, it was getting a little gay there with just me and 3 women.
6 years ago
Solidarity
* L0RD_QU3S0 makes black panther fist *
6 years ago
no sign
6 years ago
you can tell by the grey pubis
6 years ago
god damnit, had to re-look at the pic to see the grey mane
6 years ago
Sorry :( I know it ruined my day too.
6 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 sobs at your ingenious prank, snap *
6 years ago
Your wife wasn't home, so you got naked and got into your car? Grandpa, you are so silly!
6 years ago
OhSnap is on fire on this post.
5 years ago
i'm calling the police on you
6 years ago
This was definitely taken in a school parking lot.
6 years ago
*preschool
6 years ago
he's probably a bus driver
6 years ago
he's on his way to his volunteer crossing guard job..
6 years ago
completely nude
6 years ago
@urkelbot, epic comment win.
5 years ago
wtf , who asked for this ?
6 years ago
you like?
6 years ago
too knobbly for me
6 years ago
we know thats a lie since you drooled all over (literally) that knobby dog penis strap on
6 years ago
yeah , that was a strap-on... but not this knarled fucking thing
6 years ago
Fries you know you have to post yours now unless you want Squid to win.
6 years ago
you fucking cock loving assholes need to take this shit to gaycam or fagbook
6 years ago
well said , i for one never ask to see cock on here
6 years ago
i like the way some lurkers are too afraid to comment but not to like or stfu others comments
6 years ago
I like comments that I strongly agree with or make me laugh, just as a way to tip me hat to the poster when I can't be bothered to think of something witty or clever to say, which is most of the time.
6 years ago
i do that too, but we dont hide in the shadows and never comment like some of these pussies
6 years ago
looks like you need a bit of a trim there squids
6 years ago
it's probably his neighbors car
6 years ago
"honey ..old mr shuidleys naked in the car again"
6 years ago
that would only have to happen once before i called the cops
6 years ago
How about in my garage. Nobody could see me.
6 years ago
you wuss
6 years ago
How many kittens do you have in the back?
6 years ago
and what kind of candy?
6 years ago
now we all know you go for any kind of candy , so dont make it sound like its important
6 years ago
she likes gooey salty candy
6 years ago
and lick-a-mades
6 years ago
My guess is a big bag of Werther's originals and peppermint candies
6 years ago
so your pulling a brett favre now and posting random penis pictures pretending it is yours. youve reached a new lvl of attention whore
6 years ago
he still wont post pictures of that mail order wife of his... or is he saving the best till last
6 years ago
a wife pic would totally redeem him
6 years ago
I did post a picture of my wife as she was in 1968. My wife was a Buddist now turned Xtian and she won't be posting pictures of herself in here. I sneaked Ladas pic in here and if she were to find out shed skin my ass and I wouldn't blame her.
6 years ago
i dont know what a ladas is but you need to invest in a hidden camera if she wont put out
6 years ago
Another couple of inches and you could steer the car with it.
6 years ago
i dont know whats more disturbing, this picture our the fact that you and heather arent disturbed by it
6 years ago
After seeing 1 lunatic 1 icepick, nothing can disturb me.
6 years ago
fake no sign
6 years ago
GOD DAMN IT CONKY
6 years ago
i recognize his nostril
6 years ago
ah sorry to say but its just not your cock thats ugly
6 years ago
there's no need to be mean
6 years ago
makes a good point though
6 years ago
ugly cock contest? : )
6 years ago
no but really... why are you in a car?
6 years ago
because he can't see the playground from his house?
6 years ago
so heather likes knobby old man cock?
6 years ago
That's not squidley. For one, squid has never sported a stache' in his pics. For letter r, he has white grey hair, not blue grey hair. Silly faggots all of yah. http://muchosucko.com/96783/Tho-Squid
6 years ago
i believe several of us already called fake, maybe read the comments first
6 years ago
I read em' and that was for those questioning whether or not it was him. Calm down dwill, nobody is accusing you, here, take a pbr and cool your tentacles.
6 years ago
well squidley it looks like your a big fat faker
6 years ago
first off, any man can grow a stache pdq...so how is that an indicator of anything but time passing (which it has)?
6 years ago
Most men either stay shaven or not...not too much in between. And for someone that old that are usually stuck in their ways.
6 years ago
*they are usually stuck in their ways.
6 years ago
i change my facial hair all the time, but i always have at least a stache
6 years ago
invalid just wants more of that dong
6 years ago
him and barret both have switched to team penis apparently, fries cult is growing
6 years ago
Stash? Hhell thats nose hair.
6 years ago
plus one team squid
6 years ago
FAKE NO SIGN
6 years ago
look, old top, it is funny and all when you regularly repost, but to ignore the basic rule of verification is only muchoworthy in the sense that we should have expected no sign...do it again, with a sign and a better angle, because this is about as useful as taking a pic of a building from the ground right outside of said building and trying to guess how tall it is.
6 years ago
Maybe he wants to leave a little doubt and make us think its not him? Sadly i believe its him.. :(
6 years ago
i will gladly call this real if it means there wont be another pic
6 years ago
Knowing squid its gonna take 20-30 more of these first,
and didn't you ask him to do this a dozen times?...
6 years ago
:(
6 years ago
ya, and i also started the pole-worship

:(

:(
6 years ago
due to possums recurring crimes against mucho kind i vote he be banished from the comments to chat for a month as punishment
6 years ago
add jrob and bono to his list of crimes lets make that 15 months with no smokes
6 years ago
dw, that used to be what a ban meant (no commenting but access to chat and voting), until certain people fucked it up...now banned users can't even vote!

too bad that possum can't hang in the chat...he'll never know what really happens in there because he lacks the patience.
6 years ago
of course, i'm sure dw knew all that...those facts were for the casual users.
6 years ago
hey now...jrob and bono?
6 years ago
i dont see anything wrong with banned users not being able to vote, its all just butthurt seepage anyway. being a non chatfag i dont care if banned users can still use chat or not
6 years ago
actually i dont follow the society of mucho all that closely, just pay attention to the people i deem worthy of my time and passover the rest
6 years ago
dw, it was one particular butthurt user that caused all of that..and you probably never heard of him.
6 years ago
That's some bush...Typical Squidley.
6 years ago
So when do we get the balls?
6 years ago
thats what she said
6 years ago
fake no sign.
6 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's fake, there is no sign
6 years ago
no sign = fakery
6 years ago
I don't know much, but i do believe that's a rule.
6 years ago
who are you?
6 years ago
Why all this debate over real or fake? Lets just ask Fries. Duhhh
6 years ago
it a real penis
6 years ago
Downvote for no sign, although there's no doubt that's the squid's tentacle.
6 years ago
I upvoted just because you had the balls to post this.
6 years ago
It's a veritable forest down there
6 years ago
you do realize this isnt him, though. right?
6 years ago
Have I been had? Dammit. Well fuck...
6 years ago
no sign fake
6 years ago
i dont see no sign , therefore its fake
6 years ago
wtf bitch jrob
6 years ago
my finger slipped
6 years ago
it better have
6 years ago
WTF is wrong with you people
6 years ago
Saddest thing I have ever seen & I've been here 6 years.
6 years ago
welcome to Mucho noob
6 years ago
This site's seen worse.
6 years ago
fo sho
6 years ago
Nice car
6 years ago
havent read any of this yet - just like how barret is the only male upvote :)
6 years ago
he knows to have a sign
6 years ago
one more time in engrish?
6 years ago
if squidrey had a sign, they rike his wang.
6 years ago
Oh Jesus Christ Squid! What have you done?
* squatface e-pukes *
6 years ago
I posted something horrible.
6 years ago
That's common for you.
6 years ago
Looks just fine to me. What's with all the negativity? Penises don't show age nearly as much as other body parts.
6 years ago
Are you a member of the fries penis appreciation society?
6 years ago
I mean, the Fries Appreciation of Penis Society.....

F.A.P.S
6 years ago
nice, MD
6 years ago
He's the vice president
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
team fries has an official name with a catchy acronym and an executive structure now, impressive
6 years ago
*random "member" joke
6 years ago
Do i get a title?
6 years ago
Those pubes clearly show the age...

* RosettaStoned shudders *
6 years ago
don't pretend as if you don't like old father time cock, love. you know you wanna feel the girth
6 years ago
right MD, she has clearly stated her affection for this picture above
6 years ago
the real question here is would you lick it for 50000 dollars
6 years ago
tbh - i would probaly lick anything for $50
6 years ago

* Sporty reaches in his wallet *
6 years ago
wait, ithought i just thought that...didnt mean to actually say it
6 years ago
Ooohh no...too late now. We had a verbal contract.
6 years ago
* possum tippy-toes away from MS now *
6 years ago
I think this is fake, since no sign.
6 years ago
What ever happen to RosettaStoned ?
5 years ago
weight, that's what happened.
5 years ago
Hmmm...
4 years ago
Turned on ?
4 years ago
nhamy!
3 years ago
Really?
3 years ago
Thats what youre gonna use as your first comment?
3 years ago
i just registed my account to say this so... NHAMY!
3 years ago
aperaps you need to eaborate. Many of us including myself are unfamiliar with the word NHAMY???
3 years ago
nhamy = yummy = I like it
3 years ago
You're Asian, aren't you?
3 years ago
no, why? beacuse i said a strange word?
3 years ago
I have my reasons. Just calm down, noob.
3 years ago
* possum reserves official wecome for now *


fucking sporty
3 years ago
oki...
3 years ago
sorry guys. not my intension be rude or something like that.
3 years ago
AKA^
3 years ago
just fuck off
3 years ago
stop being mean to our new friend
3 years ago
Yeah.... Its not like he's a pedo or such like
3 years ago
That's so weird, fries...I'm reading your comment and West End Girls started playing in my headphones.
3 years ago
aww, you guys have a song?
3 years ago
i thought it would be something by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
3 years ago
smerf @ 1:00
3 years ago
No.
3 years ago
If you think you can hide behind a clean shave and some coverup you are mistaken sir.
3 years ago
I'm a redhead, remember?
3 years ago
Also: broader shoulders.
3 years ago
A little brown shoe polish is all that is.
3 years ago
Also the camera is very slimming.
3 years ago
^Now THAT'S a dirty falsehood if I've ever heard one.
3 years ago
You just do without me can you? I can't find anything you guys would like. I'm through posting reposts and shit you don't like. I may just assault mucho with my wit and wisdom.
3 years ago
Go have a lie down
3 years ago
All ya gotta do is search for it first, Squid. It's not difficult once ya get used to it. Besides, you'll see something a few days from now that you just know belongs on Mucho, and you'll kick yourself in the ass if you don't submit it.
3 years ago
Maco time will tell.
3 years ago
I have 858 things submitted over the last ten years. Not all of them are home runs, know what I mean? There's a few reposts, a few I fucked up, etc. You'll get it right.
3 years ago
Yes I do know what you mean through bitter experience. I may sub something or I may not. Not anytime soon anyway.
3 years ago
Suit yourself.
3 years ago
squid..youre so fucking lazy and blind..you called mako,maco..you have could just move your glaucoma-ruined eyes 2 inches up the screen to get the correct spelling.
3 years ago
turns out im lesdyxic
3 years ago
You tried to type too fast. Happens to me, too.
3 years ago
speaking of subbing...later today i'm going to actually make the effort to find some stuff worth subbing...any music vids will be collateral damage
3 years ago
Majestic and regal.
3 years ago
*Buick
3 years ago
Thats after 10 Viagra and a handfull of Cialis. Now they need to invent a pill that will prevent women from projectile vomiting at the sight of it.
3 years ago
Hi Poss.
3 years ago
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