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From noob to Mucho veteran.

Nerd of mischief Ashley Hames discovers the grim reality of life and death as a crime scene cleaner. Check out the boss, who is almost as desensitized as a Mucho reg.

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by makodragon

submitted May 23rd 2012

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Never before have the words "blood bath" been so fitting.
5 years ago
Bloodbath is a band ;)
5 years ago
I like that you say as desensitized as a mucho reg. I bet that the majority of the people on here would shit their pants if they saw most of the gory stuff in real life
5 years ago
I could handle the blood and the gore. But, I'd feel just like this guy. The guy at the end saying he doesn't give a fuck is not me at all. When I see all this shit on mucho I usually sit and analyze the pics and replay the videos wondering exactly what happened, feeling badly for the person involved. :/
5 years ago
I'd be able to take everything but the smell.
5 years ago
No way in hell could I deal with the smell.
5 years ago
i can handle a lot, ive seen some stuff in my day.
5 years ago
i once cleaned floors at a nursing home.. at least 2 people died a week and everyone shit themselves constantly..i sometimes found strange comfort and relief in the air or stench of a trash can/dumpster that didn't have shity diapers in it
5 years ago
I am a nurse, enough said.
5 years ago
I once had to fish a suicide from the lake. He had been under water for a while and when I pulled him onto the dock, he "popped". I puked from that smell.
5 years ago
well there is a biological reason that people gag when they com in contact with certain smells...
5 years ago
When I ever get called to a nasty job, sewage blocks or pigeon removal cleanups, I was taught Vics Vapo-rub is your friend, a little smear on the inside of your mask works a treat. Everything smells minty fresh.
5 years ago
I will glady take advice about covering up stenches from some named TheFunk
5 years ago
My sister is a nurse, and the nastiest story she told me was that they brought some wasted tweaker in who was a car crash victim and was all busted up and was pretty much comatose, and was intubated, catheterized, IV'ed up, and had some sort of drainage bag for his fucked up torso. Dude was on a respirator and shit.

Middle of the night some orderly or something comes screaming out of the room and down the hall, She goes in to find the dude woke up, pulled out all his lines, and is sitting in the corner blathering. The floor, walls, and ceiling all have blood on them, and the guy had disconnected his drainage bag and was squeezing it out and emptying the contents into his mouth which he was consuming like a fucking hot turkey dinner on Thanksgiving while screaming incoherently.

* Rolandofgilead raises a beer for nurses! *
5 years ago
No fucking way could I do that job...
5 years ago
Had to clean out a commercial refrigerator at a school that was turned off for the summer, still had raw meat in it. The respirator didn't quite cut it. Some Vic's on the inside worked a treat. TheFunk is right.
5 years ago
I've had to do that too Iron...the only luxury I had though was paper towels. The only real problem I had with it was all the damn flies buzzing around my face and the beetles crawling up my legs.
5 years ago
It was a very cold weekend in September, no flies or beetles, just some maggots. I lucked out.
5 years ago
I <3 my job. Even if I occasionally get feces, urine, vomit, blood, or bile on myself.
5 years ago
how about semen?
5 years ago
* possum decides not to watch *
5 years ago
It's not that grim at all.
5 years ago
* DushanMandik creeps up behind poss *










BOO!!!
5 years ago
are any kitties harmed in the making of this video?
5 years ago
only a few
5 years ago
worked in prison, saw my share of brutal stabbings/ suicides etc. End of the day, you eat a burger and say: Hmm, what's on mucho?
5 years ago
Watching a baby being born is way worse than what they dealt with in that clip... They took it easy on him..
5 years ago
meh, I've seen several deliveries. Briefly worked as security in a hospital
5 years ago
This may be a dumb question, but why would they need security inside the room while giving birth?
5 years ago
Security stands in the delivery room? I'm not saying it's oh so horrible just saying that it was worse than that bloody bathroom..
5 years ago
Maybe it was a supersoldier cloning facility.
5 years ago
south texas, lots of gang activity and also pissed off baby daddys when the kids turns out black
5 years ago
Aaah....

* Barret does Fries voice *


Americans...
5 years ago
had to do a few routine rounds around the maternity ward. Which was overpopulated with teen moms
5 years ago
god my state sucks
5 years ago
"i dont give a fuck about this woman, this is nothing to me!" hahaha fuck i wanna get into this man.. serious money to be made folks
5 years ago
really pathetic that he got this idea from pulp fiction
5 years ago
y pathetic tr?
5 years ago
pathetic because i'm sure the subject came up about crime scene cleaning after we saw pulp fiction...i actually don't think the narration is correct, because i seem to recall reading a story about crime scene cleaning in playboy before pulp fiction.

anyway, i mean it is pathetic that this guy cashed in on the idea and not me.
5 years ago
okay, it's awesome, but where's part 2?
5 years ago
The hole fucking place covered in blood:"Is this a scene of a murder?"
----> Nooooo, mate, there was just a case of bad shaving behaviour. Happens all the time.
5 years ago
Anyone that makes you take your shoes off before you come into their house is an asshole....
5 years ago
That "asshole" has no empathy for the people that died in the places he cleans, he probably wouldn't even give a second thought to killing someone and then cleaning up the mess. Personally, I would take off my shoes and make sure not to piss him off.
5 years ago
Good idea, because that dude is next door to insane at the best of times.
5 years ago
So in other words, all Canadians are assholes
5 years ago
Is it bad that the only thing that made me wince is when the guy flipped the burger way too early?

Like damn dude, you gotta let it cook. Come on.
5 years ago
intresting post. i would like to see what they see on a day to day basis and have random people tag along to see their reactions
5 years ago
wtf urkel bot
5 years ago
This is Ashley Haims, a complete wanker.
5 years ago
At one point during my last job, my boss gave my ex-fiancee and I his motel room (before he even checked the place out) for the night since we decided to stay late and help. When I walked in, there were blood stains on the walls and ceiling, and caked on blood under the bathroom door. I thought it was fuckin' great and went into detective mode, but everyone else was freaking out.
The next morning, I asked the owner at the reception office what had happened, and she was absolutely clueless to anything having ever happened there. I figured someone must of just done a shitty job cleaning up their murder scene and took off.
5 years ago
this one time at debate camp the 1st negative rebuttalist went overtime by, like at least 25 seconds
5 years ago
That bastard!

On a side note, I do have a few pictures, but if I posted them I'm sure they'd be downvoted to hell.
5 years ago
i doubt that
5 years ago
wait so you just shrugged it off and slept in there?
5 years ago
Yeah, had to comfort the ex though, she was really freaked out, but we had no where else to sleep for the night. Plus, clean-up like that is something I've always had interest in doing...another fun story to go with that.
5 years ago
This dude was followed by Dave Attell in his show "Insomina"...he's a badass and makes a fortune.
5 years ago
"Shit happens-here's my card." Best quote ever.
3 years ago
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