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You don't want to click on this, trust me

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by xzekiel

submitted May 16th 2012

118 comments
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You don't want to click on this, trust me
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And that, my fellow Muchoers, is how Bono got Zeke to show the world his ass.

Thanks for sticking with the troll, everybody.

Hi yak!
6 years ago
* makodragon gives a round of applause *
6 years ago
BONO IS ULTRA TROLL

BONO NO BE STOPPED
6 years ago
Well done...
6 years ago
Pretty damn faggy, but well done
6 years ago
Bono is a fag who wanted to see oster's dick and zeke's ass. Who's the real loser here?
6 years ago
The people who catered to my whims.
6 years ago
No, the closet gay. You.
6 years ago
mad because you upvoted a picture of me with tits shopped on?
6 years ago
Omg surely not...
* makodragon goes to take another look *
6 years ago
Yup.
6 years ago
I see what you did lol
6 years ago
i feel really bad right now for anyone who fapped.
6 years ago
I feel bad at the fact that you take so much time to do stupid shit like this. You need to find some real life friends buddy.
6 years ago
Did any of you really not know it was Bono?
6 years ago
I didn't. Then again, who else dedicates his life to going out of his way for bullshit which only rewards him mentally.
6 years ago
stephen hawking
6 years ago
in addition to the first comment on this thread, I'd like to say:

This is how chatfags get shit done.
6 years ago
You wanted to see dick and male ass. You aren't a chatfag. Just a fag. Admit it.
6 years ago
It's your own fault for not realizing it immediately after he said 'hai guise'. And then declared a repost.
6 years ago
You're right consumption. I was convinced at first it was Bono, then I got trolled. Oh well. There's my ass. At least someone will like it.....hopefully.
6 years ago
It was the funniest shit ever. He believed I was a hot milf from Maine.

God Zeke, you're pathetic.

Even CRYAX said he was disappointed in you.

I'm going to go with Jasper and say this was the best post of 2012 so far.
6 years ago
Ok. You trolled me well and I gave my word. Doesn't mean you're any less gay and pathetic for wanting me to post my ass.
6 years ago
You were always my favorite target Zeke.

Easiest, too.

Goodnight all.
6 years ago
Like I've stated numerous times, I'll pay for your plane ticket and give you my address when you get here. Just putting that on the table.
6 years ago
Paypal me a hundred bucks.
6 years ago
Ha! Fly over here faggot. This is proof I'm a man of my word.
6 years ago
jesus i was funny
5 months ago
this seriously has to be the best troll in Mucho history, right?
5 months ago
that or when I got Dush's other account permabanned
5 months ago
You mean your nephew was funny?
5 months ago
UH UH UH

UHHHH

YEAH THAT'S WHAT I MEANT
5 months ago
An explanation? Why, sure!

I foresaw my ban(s) long ago, and I knew from previous experience that when you're banned, you can't make new accounts...

However, you can log into existing ones...


I have dozens more, all made within the last 3 to 4 months, lined up.... unless of course yak just says fuck it and unbans "Bono".
6 years ago
thanks for the explanation
yak will get your message
:)
6 years ago
Ok see this bragging part is where you fuck yourself up dude
6 years ago
You're like a stereotypical villain who reveals all his secrets which are then used against him
6 years ago
except I didn't.
6 years ago
dun dun dun
6 years ago
well bono, the issue is, what you said is wrong :P
6 years ago
* Jones dramatic dog dogs *
6 years ago
* cryax dramatic dogs as well *
6 years ago
OMG... This must be how the Mucho AIDS started...
5 months ago
I'm gonna de-activate faggot mode for a minute and tell you right now:

I firmly believe that having established personalities was a good thing for Mucho.

If you're looking to join a site and you see that their users have formed a tight-knit community, doesn't that make it all the more appealing?

There's the guy who swallows food whole, there's the guy with the birth defect, here's the chick with a humongous dildo collection...
5 months ago
Every regular knew every other regular's shtick.
5 months ago
For awhile after relaunch MuchoSucko was glorious
5 months ago
That's why Zucko is going to have more community based stuff. Challenges, titles, flairs...
5 months ago
sick, dude

I almost read all that in Winston Churchill's voice
5 months ago
I can't wait to have another excuse to be a borderline alcoholic
5 months ago
I meant every word of it too. Community will be #1 on launch. When someone NEW sees the site, I want them to think it's fucking awesome and that they can make an impact.
5 months ago
I hope yak passes the torch amicably...

Mucho could take on a cult like status on the internet. Outliving it's multiple admin. ANd shit. I'm stoned again.
5 months ago
Mucho could be the Zorro of the internet
5 months ago
carving a Z with a sword on doors and peoples underwear ?
5 months ago
hey did anybody else have a 'zorro' sword with the chalk in the end as a kid ?
5 months ago
he meant Zorry as in cult classic legend
5 months ago
zorro even
5 months ago
yeah, that was totally the comparison I was making fries. Bravo!

What that was a thing when you were a kid?
5 months ago
I meant how the zorrow mask gets passed on to the current zorro.
5 months ago
Kinda like batman too I guess, now. Barret will know.
5 months ago
oh.... the sword thing sounded cool. we could spam other sites in a zorro manner
5 months ago
So don't take this as an obligation or anything, but I'd love to see this post back at most discussed after all these years
5 months ago
I can't believe nixon is kinda fucking up his chance to be a mod on MuchoZorro.
5 months ago
TBH with you I might not even need mods for a good long while
5 months ago
I mean, at first I don't expect it to be much busier than this place is now. There's not a lot to moderate.
5 months ago
I need to get a bead on who actually has a level head, not just who is online alot
5 months ago
On a personal level, yak, I wanted to thank you for making this site so fun. I'd be lost without MuchoSucko, and although my antics will probably make you "step it up" in an effort to block me permanently...

I still love you.
6 years ago
pussy
6 years ago
(hi possum)
6 years ago
(i didn't forget you)
6 years ago
why would i 'block someone permanently'
if they are sad enough to get back on all it takes is one button to get rid of them again :p
6 years ago
buh bye bucky
6 years ago
* possum waves @ bono8 *
6 years ago
Buh bye. Again.
6 years ago
yak = The Troll Whisperer
6 years ago
gay
5 months ago
FUCK YOU BARRET!
6 years ago
Do you shave or is it just naturally smooth like that?
6 years ago
I'm naturally hairless. Now downvote!
6 years ago
If its your wish...
6 years ago
i will be amazed if this doesn't get over 100 points
6 years ago
Meh, it's me in all my glory. I just don't think it's worthy.
6 years ago
btw Zeke where is all that midget porn I was promised? LOL smug little bitch.
6 years ago
It's there. It's coming one night at a time.
6 years ago
Also, it's quite ironic you calling me a "little bitch"
* xzekiel slaps bono and runs like hell *
6 years ago
don't you mean

*Xzekiel cries* ?
6 years ago
classic
6 years ago
so then, you did?
6 years ago
sure......
6 years ago
Bono is just imitating Zeke with the Fuck You Barret thing.
He loves me really.
5 months ago
Without TR you're nothing, that's why your name without TR is


Bare
5 months ago
Haha
5 months ago
@Barret while I have you, do you still have a stash of freakporn?
5 months ago
best post of 2012
6 years ago
yet you downvoted
6 years ago
still another 7 months to go yet
6 years ago
the sexy pose with just the hint of the cleavage is what really makes this pic
6 years ago
wait til whunu sees this. he'll feel outcrouched.
6 years ago
I don't know whether to fap or cry? Sooo confused :(
6 years ago
cryfap
YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS
LA LA LA LA LA
6 years ago
7am..... Really thought this was a shoulder for a minute or two lol
6 years ago
it made you wet.....admit it
6 years ago
Had that effect on me.
6 years ago
I take it you're lying but thank you for your flattery
6 years ago
It's so..... Hairless..........

Shoulders always make me moist
6 years ago
jenbirdy, this is a better shot but there is no sign:

http://muchosucko.com/97990/Baby-Got-Back
6 years ago
Hairless an proud!
Not proud of those stretch marks though :(
Plus I've been sitting on my ass drinking all day......
so that's why it's red and pocked
6 years ago
I'm analyzing my butt way too much
6 years ago
No, actually you have a really nice arse.
6 years ago
I didn't even notice that it was hairless....are other men's asses really hairy?
6 years ago
Ask Fries, he's the expert.
6 years ago
I'm surprised at how smooth your ass looks. I expected boils and zits.
6 years ago
thanks?
6 years ago
Must use some spot cream on it
5 years ago
haha
5 years ago
hahahahahaha
5 years ago
they write in cosmo that jism is good for making skin smooth....
5 years ago
aloe vera is good for ass skin
5 months ago
apparently.....
5 months ago
Wales again tomorrow. I may wanna kick some inbred squidley family ass whilst im there
5 months ago
recover password
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