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A Modest Proposal

Babies. Cute. Cuddly. Delicious.

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by tr_willk

submitted May 14th 2012

16 comments
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A Modest Proposal
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Dingos?..Here in L.A?..Oh I see, People from Australia are cannibals?
5 years ago
* yak wooshes *

5 years ago
* smerf facepalms *
5 years ago
* DoubleC is reduced to tears AGAIN *
5 years ago
pretty sure pregnant people are pumped full of antibiotics and so are babies
not to mention the fact that some expecting mothers drink and smoke... or do drugs..
5 years ago
Women who are pregnant shouldn't be on anything other than vitamins, and weird foods..So this is actually pretty accurate..smoke or booze might add a little taste..
5 years ago
i gave a pregnant woman a dollar to get a candy bar yesterday...and a cigarette
5 years ago
maybe the baby will taste like beef jerky..
5 years ago
a baby should really taste like a sucking pig...one of those little jobs with the apple in the mouth...so delicious, the meat would fall right off the bone.
5 years ago
* conky slowly backs away... *


runs


dives out the window...
5 years ago
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricaisie, or a ragout.

I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration, that of the hundred and twenty thousand children, already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle, or swine, and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore, one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune, through the kingdom, always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump, and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.

---from A Modest Proposal by Dr. Johnathan Swift 1729
5 years ago
Thanks for the suggestion Albert Fish
5 years ago
dont forget to be naked and wanking whilst eating too
5 years ago
Remember you can improve the flavour by forcing sharp metal objects into your perineum
5 years ago
the cows that are used to farm these babies from will need to be regulated to prevent any inconsistencies in the end product or contaminants like unwanted substances introduced into the meat
5 years ago
total fat 0? Babies are almost 100% fat!
5 years ago
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