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the things you tards do for pussy

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by Jenbirdy

submitted May 12th 2012

69 comments
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how do they do it doggystyle? :(
5 years ago
why, that wouldn't form a heart at all! Valentine's day RUINED!!
5 years ago
yeah, and good luck consoling her for the next 14 hours while she emasculates you and complains about your mother....

aaaahhh... young love
5 years ago
lol 14 hours. i wouldn't even let her spend the night.
5 years ago
You just haven't met the right one yet, every guy has that one bitch who bashed his balls and he allowed it-
5 years ago
^shes the one im waiting for..balls are primed birdy
5 years ago
Yeah, if any chick "bashed my balls" it would be because we were having fetish sex.

if she started complaining and shit to me I'd just punch her til she was quiet.
5 years ago
I'm too nice Brady, you need a real cunt of a girl-

And Bono, you'll eat those words one day, you're still young ;)
5 years ago
I have lived more in my 19 years than you can conceive.
5 years ago
how many times have you had sex, bono?
5 years ago
have you lived your way outa your parents house yet?
5 years ago
Only losers can tell you the exact number. It would be measured, however, in scores.
5 years ago
If there was such a score, I would have scored at least 48 points higher than you at 19
5 years ago
No, you dumb broad.

A dozen is 12.
A score is 20
5 years ago
Touché .... Or douché ....

Whichever applies here-
5 years ago
42!
5 years ago
Congrats on knowing alt + 130
5 years ago
douche
5 years ago
how many partners, bono, for your 40-180 experiences?
5 years ago
>implying I've only had 2 to 9 scores of sex sessions
5 years ago
and I get why you stopped at 180. if it were 200 it would be measured in hundreds.

However, you can use a "remainded" in scores. ie 4 score and 7 years ago.
5 years ago
remainders*
I'm drinking fuck you
5 years ago
bragging about conquests erases them. Fact. It's the ones you wouldn't dare talk about that count
5 years ago
Talking about how much sex you have on the internet proves you don't have sex at all.
5 years ago
^hasn't had sex in the last month
5 years ago
^had to pay a fat hooker.
5 years ago
Every guy allowed one bitch to bash their balls? I've witnessed more abuse from jerk or bad boy types of guys than from hardcore dominant bitches. I've certainly seen both though.
5 years ago
wait...so do hookers count in the number..or no?
5 years ago
I spent the entire day on airplanes surrounded by douchebags like these two. The guy behind me had two words that ended every streaming thought:

"Thats crazy"
"I'm juicy"
5 years ago
haha
5 years ago
Did I mention that my luggage is still in Vegas?
5 years ago
vegas blows
5 years ago
Here, let me try.

Billy: I know, it does. Thats crazy.
5 years ago
Juicy?!?! The fucking animals....
5 years ago
Jen: They really are. I'm juicy.
5 years ago
you really are
5 years ago
why is that avatar yelling at me?
5 years ago
Which avatar, dik? Thats crazy.
5 years ago
well both yours and the other person
ones going DIIIIIIIIK ,,the others bitching about something
5 years ago
dik is done. I ran him off last night, true story.
5 years ago
its upside down
5 years ago
haha bono wants to pick a fight with the big dog
5 years ago
dik is even copying me.

I called myself the big dog not 3 days ago.
5 years ago
you can't copy the big dog and get away with it, noob.
5 years ago
youre a teenager..i really can't take you seriously..maybe try 4 chan
5 years ago
I'm almost as old as you, in big dog years.
5 years ago
Dik: My avatar is saying: "I hate Canadians. I'm JUUUIICCY"
5 years ago
it kind of looks like that
5 years ago
the night Bono pwned Dik for the 3rd time.

get off mucho bitch.
5 years ago
i hate jenbirdys yelling avatar..looking at it makes me feel like i did something bad
5 years ago
i feel like i should apologize to it
5 years ago
dik: Pretty sure you probably did. Thats crazy.
5 years ago
youre right it was likely my fault
5 years ago
I tried to make a new one where I licked my lips, upside down.... But I gave up.... Had to make lasagna
5 years ago
Thats crazy
5 years ago
i spologize
5 years ago
just stop yelling
5 years ago
sigh
5 years ago
Calm down possum, I'm juicy.
5 years ago
* possum subs juicy music vid now *
5 years ago
* Bono gets ready to downvote a music video *
5 years ago
* possum has so many to pick from *
5 years ago
* Magawd gets ready to negate any of bucky's downvotes *
5 years ago
Fuck. That. Bitch ain't worth it.
5 years ago
shes not even pretty, what a douche
5 years ago
this was funnier on tosh
5 years ago
Gay. So fucking gay.
5 years ago
Barely even looks like a heart, that's crazy.
5 years ago
Everyone has that someone they'll do anything for. Some of us haven't found them yet & some of us will never find them. I say if your lucky enough to find that special someone, don't worry about what others think, fuck'em.
5 years ago
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