points: 15

For Beke

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Bonu wanted my penis with a sign so he can fap later

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by oster

submitted May 9th 2012

212 comments
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For Beke
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BEKE HERE YOU GO FAP HAPPY
5 years ago
Just as I thought.









Your penis is not as big as mine. Close, but no.
5 years ago
limp dicks ftw
5 years ago
chub dick.....
5 years ago
ono bono are you going to provide proof that oster's wang isn't as big as yours :(
5 years ago
Oster doesn't know this but I have his dox. I'm going to be sending these dick pix to anyone that I see he's related to.
5 years ago
Like I have not already done that before..
5 years ago
Yeah, I won't be deterred by that.
5 years ago
lol oh no
5 years ago
yeah, oster really went out of his way to conceal his identity with his screen name.
5 years ago
hahaha no shame no game
5 years ago
why have you been thinking about osters dick?
5 years ago
Twink dick*
5 years ago
limp dick my ass. you jerked it into a semi and still only sporting 4 inches at most.
5 years ago
this ^
5 years ago
3 dumb shits.
5 years ago
Keep my dick in mind.
5 years ago
C'mon Bono, post yours. For me?
5 years ago
(Post reserved for fries)
5 years ago
It took for ever to upload.
5 years ago
nah, it took awhile because you were trying to get hard.

you are a grow-er, not a show-er.
5 years ago
nope i took the first pic but it was blurry then i took another and ive been waiting ever since on the loading screen.
5 years ago
if you want my penis hard just ask
5 years ago
I'm asking.
5 years ago
brb gotta find some porn...
5 years ago
lol @ xoom
5 years ago
what? i'm just saying that thing is barely average
5 years ago
no you stfued the comment when he said it took forrever to upload it i found it a little entertaining
5 years ago
lol oster doesn't mind
5 years ago
You guys are a bunch of faggots.
5 years ago
and you're ugly.
5 years ago
I'd rather be ugly than a faggot, faggot.
5 years ago
Ugly people don't get laid.
5 years ago
Fags do.
5 years ago
by men
5 years ago
my point is no less valid than before.
5 years ago
You can call people fags on the internet all you want, it won't get your dick wet.
5 years ago
Speaking from a boy whose experianced being fucked by a fag.
5 years ago
FAN is quite good looking.
5 years ago
comment more so this can be number one also.
5 years ago
I wonder which MS slut is gonna be the first to upvote?
5 years ago
obviously bono
5 years ago
bono already upvoted it
5 years ago
He was the first MS slut..
5 years ago
Cunt was the first, I was betting on Zombs :/
5 years ago
Me and zomb had an epic fap cam about a week ago..
5 years ago
I bet steel was spying on you guys :/
5 years ago
Steel really is one of the biggest douchers I can think of.
5 years ago
I would not doubt it.
5 years ago
not too many upvotes...guess no one likes ur dick oster
5 years ago
besides bono that is
5 years ago
If it was possible to upvote more than once, Bono would have upvoted a few hundred times.
5 years ago
i think bono set a goal for himself to make this sub most discussed
5 years ago
Whoever let Bono out of his cage should be burned at the stake.
5 years ago
...that would be Yak himself...
5 years ago
I thought he said he was quite drunk when he did it.
5 years ago
he would say that.
5 years ago
Yeah, but also b/c Bono stuck around and voted on shit
5 years ago
yeah, he is still paying pro too. hint hint.
5 years ago
Actually, Bono said he hasn't paid for pro since January...
5 years ago
since when have you taken anything he says seriously. I'd rather hear yak say so. But yeah might be true, just going by the fact that he was pro as soon as he came back. Like immediately.
5 years ago
mmmm its possibru
5 years ago
So, this is a result of Yak drinking? Well, that makes perfect sense.
5 years ago
It's like Yak unleashed the fucking Kraken on Mucho.
5 years ago
You trying to give him a boner?
5 years ago
Glad to see the respect from Rosetta
5 years ago
LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
5 years ago
You've just sustained him for like 3 weeks
5 years ago
sup Mako
5 years ago
(you just made it 4)
5 years ago
sup bono
5 years ago
Regarding my pro status it's pretty simple. I paid for it in January, Jrob paid for it in February.

By March I think I was banned.

Yak is probably a gentleman so when I was banned, pro time didn't tick off.


Who am I kidding? He's a lazy fuck who hasn't checked my payments.
5 years ago
Apparently I need to work on my insults towards Bono so he doesn't confuse them with compliments.
5 years ago
lol, jrob paid for it. what did you have to do?
5 years ago
You definitely need to submit tits to make up for this.
5 years ago
MD- Things that are probably too foul to even be discussed on Mucho..
5 years ago
I was going to send him my awesome boombox.

But he changed his address. Clever bastard.
5 years ago
I didn't do shit. Not my fault he took my insult as a compliment.

5 years ago
You mean he moved mved further along the street?
5 years ago
Poor Rosetta.


I loooove you baby.
5 years ago
You need to take responsibility, lady.
5 years ago
<moving on ... nothing to see here
5 years ago
No one cares about you bling, fuck off.
5 years ago
Just gonna Say, it's actually Rosie's fault, see she prompted me to upload the tongue video, which make Yak batshit, and he said that's the main reason why he unbanned bono
5 years ago
Evidence is mounting against you cupcake. Lets see some tits.
5 years ago
Wouldn't be the first time I fucked up in life.

* RosettaStoned adds another line in the bedpost *
5 years ago
This is one of those major life mistakes you can correct though.
5 years ago
I'd rather do life in prison before posting my tits on Mucho.
5 years ago
Sweety, if your tits are worth being seen by anyone, it's by the mucho community.
5 years ago
Dont make me call the cryax.
5 years ago
Well, if Jenbirdy wasn't so gullible, none of us would be in this position, least of all me.

/has learned to never suggest anything to Jenbirdy ever again
5 years ago
Cryax! I summon thee! Come forth!
5 years ago
Does cryax have mucho mail?
5 years ago
Might as well have summoned Cthulhu if you're summoning Cryax.
5 years ago
Oh he will come. He will make you pay.
5 years ago
Hurry the fuck up cryax.
5 years ago
He can make me pay all he wants. I like pain.
5 years ago
Oh come on, I was just proving a claim, not being gullible.....


20 lashes for you!!!!
5 years ago
Those lashes better be with a cane.
5 years ago
we're done cryax. Ya hear? DONE.
5 years ago
^ zeke
5 years ago
So zeke's said that?
5 years ago
he says it daily.
5 years ago
it's true. he's been finished with me at least 2 times.
5 years ago
cryax or zeke?
5 years ago
I don't think bono meant to put the "been" in there...
5 years ago
Oh. All the same, which one was it?
5 years ago
Did he also mean "in me"
5 years ago
Zeke. he has exploded like 3 times in the past. not just Mucho-argument style... like.. he was legitimately mad.

He couldn't believe someone like me existed and made it his holy mission to fix me. When he couldn't get it done, he told me he was finished with me.

2 or 3 separate occasions.
5 years ago
*in me
5 years ago
"He couldn't believe someone like in me existed''

?
5 years ago
"he existed in me like someone couldn;t belive"
5 years ago
scuse the shitty spelling
5 years ago
you are not scused.
5 years ago
I bet if you put a five pence piece next to it, it would dwarf your knob.
5 years ago
Thats a postage stamp he's written onto the back of
5 years ago
lol i saw ur peeeeenis
5 years ago
You can call me bret favre
5 years ago
Brett Farve has a very unimpressive, small cock. You've got that in common.
5 years ago
Hahahah You enjoy looking.
5 years ago
Zombee can vouch for me.
5 years ago
Zombee is mine actually.
5 years ago
lol well she saw me fap first.
5 years ago
i believe drum and i were the ones who discovered zombee and got her to post, you chatfags cant get any of your bitches to show tit, learn your place
5 years ago
Where did you discover zombee... Chat?
5 years ago
no dumbass, chat is for fags
5 years ago
lol dw
5 years ago
Comments only
5 years ago
I'm the ultimate role model then, I can't even enter chat.
5 years ago
i fapped for her first noob^^^^^^^^^
5 years ago
and dont make me out you dw!
5 years ago
out me?
5 years ago
im pretty sure you me and kay where the first ones to see her boobs
IN CHAT
5 years ago
that wasnt "chat" it was on some free cam website and after we got tits from her here
5 years ago
you win this round
5 years ago
Meh. I don't think it looks small oster, it's hard to tell by the camera angle, and the perspective of your hand makes it look smaller too, you should measure it hard (for bono) with tape measurer and repost-
5 years ago
The guys of Mucho never use measuring tapes...
5 years ago
They use those 'are you to small to ride' signs at theme parks.
5 years ago
Hahahaha I posted this last night. And its still number one.. I wonder if a fap video would do the same.
5 years ago
oster...stay with it man.
5 years ago
stay with what?
5 years ago
weve lost you
5 years ago
in what..
5 years ago
your own penis
5 years ago
ITT: A poor man's Bono.
5 years ago
The only reason it's #1 is because it is dedicated to me.
5 years ago
So you agree that you are Beke.
5 years ago
An entire penis. Dedicated you you bono.
5 years ago
He has a wall of penises.
5 years ago
wow bonu really has got his head up his own arse
5 years ago
Remember all those letters to santa....
5 years ago
fucking interposters
5 years ago
In all honesty I dont think I have a tape measure. But I will try to find one...
5 years ago
They dont do them in nanometers bro
5 years ago
double digits are out of the question.
5 years ago
You need a square root
5 years ago
So how about lets make this number one tomorrow as well.
5 years ago
Dude your fading away .. I cant....can't hear you throught the reply fail
5 years ago
not a reply fail new thread.
5 years ago
play along bro! sheesh!
5 years ago
Lol
5 years ago
I think I am the least shy guy here.. Penis pics and ass hole pics... So in turn you all have seen me naked...
5 years ago
What you have to think is. Do we give a shit?
5 years ago
some do.
5 years ago
Holocaust students dont count
5 years ago
then none....
5 years ago
;(
5 years ago
A couple of us saw you naked months ago, when you were drinking and decided to walk into your kitchen and take all of your clothes off :'(
5 years ago
I dont hang around no kitchen unless there be a party.
5 years ago
Fuck. Now all the feminists are gonna steal that shit.
5 years ago
i doubt there are any here
5 years ago
Ugh Dush I dont remember, is that the same night i smashed my face into my fridge
5 years ago
I do believe so...you were drinking something...um...with the word wood in it...
5 years ago
Some kind of Absinthe or something?
5 years ago
Ron DeJeremy.
5 years ago
Thats got wood in it.
5 years ago
I still have to order a bottle of that ... The laughs when you poor a drink of that on party's .... and I heard it isn't bad neither.
5 years ago
lol dude remember the jokes. Dont forget to swallow!
5 years ago
LOL I didn't think about that one ... I'me taking notes !
5 years ago
i fucking knew it! oster's dick is the most discussed sub on mucho...damn you Bono!!
5 years ago
It often works out that the stupids piece of shit submission will be most discussed..
5 years ago
*stupidest.....
5 years ago
yeah and usually it's bono's fault...
5 years ago
So I guess what we've concluded here is BONO=STUPID...

* conky checks the math *


yep it seems correct..
5 years ago
* xoom agrees with conky's conclusion *
5 years ago
Peer review seems conclusive.
5 years ago
attenshunnn
5 years ago
I'm estimating. 5.5"? lol
5 years ago
Say oster we asked to take a picture from that stuff you saw in the sky at night ... is that it ? I think I have an idea to what that is actually. It's not a planet.
5 years ago
What is it?
5 years ago
If this is a picture of it. It's called a penis !
5 years ago
RIP Mucho, this gets upvotes? Guess its what the upvoters want :(
5 years ago
It's nudes, it's signed.

Stop holding a double standard and keeping Mucho males down.
5 years ago
Consider yourself lucky he gave this to you, faggot.
5 years ago
Guys who post nudes are fruity as hell. Should be banned for this shit. Getting naked at the request of others is for chicks only.
5 years ago
Bono, you are one of the most worthless human beings I have ever witnessed on mucho,just because you have a quick mouth, you think you are witty, incorrect. You run off at the mouth like an ocd retard on speed. If you want to look at cocks & upvote them fair enough. Do not tell me what I should think. Go & fuck yourself you stupid cunt.
5 years ago
I'm just going to leave this here....


http://muchosucko.com/96842/brownings-cock
5 years ago
wait, you didn't upvote that conky? You have no taste.....
5 years ago
nice research......
5 years ago
and conky can add cock to the address, well done!
5 years ago
haha honkeys and their small penises
5 years ago
encyclopediadramatica.es/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax
3 years ago
Wow what a waste. It's like putting big voluptuous tits on Rosie O'Donnell. :(

No offense oster.
5 years ago
* possum cries for Betty Rubble *
5 years ago
On second view, I think it needs to be mayshured.

Possum - Que?
5 years ago
Disgusting circumcised fucking jew, hope you die in the 2nd holocaust you putrid filth bag scum bucket cum licking sally weaver.
5 years ago
One is the only number that I ever see. Its that good aye?
5 years ago
What the fuck, looks like a broken nose.
5 years ago
*fluffernutter's
5 years ago
MS....



























...."mighty small" 8P
3 years ago
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