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A Continuation of My last Submission

It's been 1329 days since I last worked for a paycheck. The drought is finally over. :)

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted May 8th 2012

219 comments
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I am no longer an Official member again.
And I can't believe they're actually going to pay me to sit on my ass all day.
6 years ago
Congrats on your new job, im happy for ya.
6 years ago
How much do they pay Walmart greeters anyways?
6 years ago
greeters don't get to sit...toolman is obviously a nude model for art students.
6 years ago
The Stinker, by Rogaine
6 years ago
grats on the job man and looks like you got your ears lifted abit as well
6 years ago
with all the attention urkelbot is giving me im afraid i might have a stalker
6 years ago
Congrats toolman.
Some tips for your new job.
-always answer the phone within two rings
-take accurate notes of your bosses dictation
-lastly, but most important, always give a little bit of resistance when your boss comes on to you. Nobody wants an "easy" secretary, the chase is half of the game!
6 years ago
eww
6 years ago
Don't flatter yourself, faggot.
6 years ago
Well you're not actually quitting mucho are you man? I mean most of us have jobs and still piss around on here.
6 years ago
tool quitting MS = me getting sober
6 years ago
speaking of drug addiction...you ever find that bag of stashed shrooms you were going on about?
6 years ago
yes

i think
6 years ago
I've got a job, and I do mucho whats the big deal....
6 years ago
^noob
6 years ago
lol what am I missing...
6 years ago
the old MS slogan
6 years ago
I got it...Tasteless Humor for the Unemployed
6 years ago
Cheater
6 years ago
Thanks barret I have connections.
6 years ago
I liked that old slogan...
6 years ago
That's what I joined as conky, and that's what I'll take to my grave.
6 years ago
congrats tool
6 years ago
congrats tool
6 years ago
are squidleying me?
6 years ago
congratulations toolman961
6 years ago
contool gratsman 961
6 years ago
congratoolations
6 years ago
Conglatutations.
6 years ago
Yeah me.
6 years ago
who is the jailbait on the trampoline? film her more.
6 years ago
its not really jailbait when they're under 10...stop grasping at straws you pedo
6 years ago
That was a dot head at around the age of ten, or where you refering to the poodle in the begining bonu?
6 years ago
Gratz on the job Tool !!! You Pumpkin pie hair cutted Freak.!!
6 years ago
Who the fuck are you?
6 years ago
toolman, you are robbanks only mucho friend...you made the only comment on his only submission (which is negative).
6 years ago
Which one was that?
6 years ago
Oh, the one about the whore.
6 years ago
i thought it was hilarious...kind of reminded me of this:

http://muchosucko.com/27333/I-wanna-Fuck-you
6 years ago
So, what are you going to be doing at this "job"?
6 years ago
Occupy Pittsburgh
6 years ago
The company is called, Universal Electric, they basicly make track lighting, but on the higher end scale. The order we were working on today was for facebook actually.

http://www.uecorp.com/
6 years ago
Congrats Toolman :)
6 years ago
Is your picture saying "vacuum" over and over in a Russian accent?
6 years ago
^this is your brain on drugs
6 years ago
It was actually a woman joke. Way to ruin it..
6 years ago
you are are a man joke
6 years ago
Why, thank thank you
6 years ago
hi thunderwatever,will you be my noob apprentice?
6 years ago
Job description and perks..?
6 years ago
You get to suck an 8 inch dick.
6 years ago
that^ and ill defend you from meanies like bono
6 years ago
hee hee hee
6 years ago
Only 8? I'm not sold...
6 years ago
^plus 1 team candiru
6 years ago
do you have a vagina?
6 years ago
But can you protect him from this?
* Barret pedostares *
6 years ago
* jrob2020 absorbs the pedostare for my noob friend *
6 years ago
I'm not sure.
6 years ago
pics or it didnt happen
6 years ago
I will attempt to stfu three times
6 years ago
It is all you are good for.
6 years ago
I wish I could guess who was gonna get it... but you seem to operate on a truly random basis
6 years ago
i knew it was for me
6 years ago
cyrass loves me :)
6 years ago
99% of the time I only check out NSFW posts. Am I missing out on much?
6 years ago
If you count the stfus on my "coyote" post he wants my dick more..
6 years ago
@TW - only the way cool possum-type stuff
6 years ago
was that.... the fabled triple stfu?
6 years ago
ie. cats and 70s music videos
6 years ago
i think cryass broke mucho
6 years ago
banhammer?
6 years ago
@oster - you are forgetting the cool marsupial vids
6 years ago
you breaka my mucho, I breaka yo face
6 years ago
possum are you unemployed?
6 years ago
TW - are you threatening me?
6 years ago
haha oh shit , i liked possums comment three times lol
6 years ago
It wasn't a judgment of character. But yes.
6 years ago
That means you love him and want his babies cryax
6 years ago
We all knew he was gay.

but never knew he wanted older men.
6 years ago
i was "unemployed" for the two years i was in prison, other than that, nope
6 years ago
oh ick - a self-like
6 years ago
fuck you cryass
6 years ago
3 for the truth.
6 years ago
With the name "possum", I'm guessing you got booked on some hardcore federal crime type shit.
6 years ago
Smuggling Coke in the anus.
6 years ago
hey waffle. Welcome to the thunderdome bitch
6 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 sharpens shank *
6 years ago
wow
6 years ago
* possum envisions cheesy as Tina Turner *
6 years ago
yes quad kill on the smuggling coke in the anus comment
6 years ago
More proof you want him.
6 years ago
How are you faggots doing that?
6 years ago
*Quint
6 years ago
hmm, well, i doubt these shenanigans will go on too much longer...

but in the meantime...
6 years ago
open multi browsers.... its not hard... ff chrome ie, or phone or ipad... anything that can connect
6 years ago
Cryax is all the members of Menudo
6 years ago
I hope you fags get banned.
6 years ago
lol fucking jrob
6 years ago
I used to have a Menudo lunchbox: True story
6 years ago
* possum cues up Spacehog *
6 years ago
:)
6 years ago
lol is that your penis in the avatar.... nvm its poop.
6 years ago
well, this made me giggle
6 years ago
sorry tool
6 years ago
what these idiots don't realize is that if they had staggered their attack, it would have never been noticed.
6 years ago
I would rather have it noticed and cryax banned and it be over.. I think I would actually go pro for that...
6 years ago
hey dush , double stfu urkelbots comment up there that has 7 stfus
6 years ago
^buzzkill
6 years ago
oster - play nice and i might gift you a pro
6 years ago
how does one play nice? this is mucho
6 years ago
When you gift pro, is it for lifetime?
6 years ago
@cryass I was the first to doulbe stfu urkels comment
6 years ago
no clue.
6 years ago
* possum finds a speck of dust and gifts it Pro *
6 years ago
@urks - nope, i do it from month to month
6 years ago
oh alright cause , i stfued him 4 times , and i think jrob joined in , so technically it should be 8 stfus ,, but whatever its cool
6 years ago
^ masturbates to stfus
6 years ago
hey oster where are you a cook at?
6 years ago
*crosses arms* still waiting for my pro gift poss
6 years ago
Places.
6 years ago
reds
6 years ago
cheesy - dont look at me!

email mr clinton
6 years ago
Grats Brother
6 years ago
drumrave's breakfast lol
* jrob2020 highfives tool *
6 years ago
you caught that? :)
how else could he loose all that weight, jking drums, :)
6 years ago
lol poor tool - his Return to tha Workforce sub hijacked by trolls exploiting a glitch in the Matrix...


and this is why i still heart muchosucko
6 years ago
shut the fuck up dude, I did the double STFU months ago.
6 years ago
How could we forget the nonsense you bring..

Beke
6 years ago
sup Oster
6 years ago
how
6 years ago
are
6 years ago
you
6 years ago
doing
6 years ago
?
6 years ago
Oh
6 years ago
Hi
6 years ago
Beke
6 years ago
I
6 years ago
Am
6 years ago
Doing
6 years ago
fantastic
6 years ago
How
6 years ago
Are
6 years ago
You
6 years ago
??
6 years ago
I am a machine that will never run out, As you fail to keep up I will surpass you. Have fun for your next few months.
6 years ago
You're a needier version of me, I'll give you that.

But as anyone'll tell you, you're a poor man's Bono. When I self-destruct this summer someone like Fluffer or Romford will fill the hole.
6 years ago
My feet are to big for your size 9 shoes. Rom is still here????
6 years ago
I wear a 10 1/2.
6 years ago
In womens.
6 years ago
Predictable. I knew right after I posted my shoe size without a qualifier that would be the first place you went.
6 years ago
How did i know the first word would be predictable. Predictable..
6 years ago
well 10 1/2 in mens is 9 1/2 in womens... soooooooo dont set up for something so easy.
6 years ago
This is going to seem really fucked up, but I actually predicted that you would make that comment about me saying "predictable."

Honest to Bob
6 years ago
And I knew you would make a comment about that when I was typing your women shoe size.. either you are losing your touch or you are becomming easier to read.
6 years ago
so being predictably predicatble is not really working for you.
6 years ago
mention something about how you troll me... it mght help your cause.
6 years ago
I was serious when I said I predicted your predictable-predictable comment.

You actually are lying now.

I've won.
6 years ago
am I going to rebuttle that? please tell me since you knwo how I think.
6 years ago
You cannot beat what was never there.
6 years ago
No, but remember that list I gave you a day ago or so, telling you what was going to happen in the next 24 hours?

Here you go, you little girl.

---------------------

- Claude will probably sign on and post some lame photoshop that he didn't actually make. (he fakes almost half) During this time, he will see some of the strings of nasty, hurtful comments I left for him. But he will not reply. You and I both know all too well why.

- Kirk will idle in chat, juggling dik's balls until he sees fit to check my latest subs. He'll dump them even though he knows I don't give a shit, and then he, too, will keep his distance because he knows he can't take me.

-Magawd will call me Bucky, insinuate something mean about my Grandmother, then run away before I can log on and give him a verbal dick up the ass.

-Jrob will try to understand what the fuck drunk possum means, because possum comes up with new ways to communicate all the time but no one gives a shit. FYI Jrob will fail and I'll have to tell him the answer.

-You will be called a girl.

That all happened
6 years ago
Claude has been on since the comment was posted.

Kirk has been washing dik's balls and also ignoring me because he can't take me.

My prediction about Magawd was correct to the fucking letter.

Possum has since tried to communicate with smoke signals, Jrob had a brief exchange with him that only he thought was funny....

and you're a girl.
6 years ago
HAHAHAH the most vague list.. Claude has not been on in two days and you posted it yester day... Wrong.. Kirk and Dik is like you vs me it will always happen to bland for proof and Possum is so fucked from lsd that him typing is smoke signals and for me.. You can call me a girl but I still have a bigger penis, what next Bekez, I think I am going to stick with that name.
6 years ago

My post was actually pretty specific when you think about it. Keyword: Think.

The post was 2 days ago. Claude logged in 2 days ago.

Dik idles in chat and Kirk does nothing but lick up his sputum.

Doesn't matter, I was right about Possum and Jrob as I was about the others.

Post your penis or GTFO.




6 years ago



How is watching patterns of people in any way specific, that's like saying whunu will go out and smoke tonight, tr will talk about how he is in the mensa club, zeke will be drunk and Dush will say nigger... It is not really a skill more like the understanding of lab rats. Penis is posted.. you can take another look.
6 years ago
do you actually understand possum?
6 years ago
link
6 years ago
fuck no. possum doesnt understnad possum
6 years ago
fake no sign
6 years ago
real enought for you.
6 years ago
fake.

no.

sign.
6 years ago
I can use your lips for a sign.
6 years ago
fake no sign.
6 years ago
FNS
6 years ago
post it with sign, faggot.
6 years ago
the tension is kill you huh.
6 years ago
killing*
6 years ago
Thanks for getting me to 3k comments..
6 years ago
I'm over 9,000.

Perfect trolling numbers.

Now post your penis with a sign unless you're afraid.
6 years ago
jesus christ , you two need serious marriage counseling
6 years ago
Cryax heard penis then started runnng... Beke you will get what you want. More dick.
6 years ago
post your penis with a sign unless you're afraid. NOW
6 years ago
going mad for dick. ready for it.. brb
6 years ago
bono is such a faggot begging for dick pics
6 years ago
WITH A SIGN
6 years ago
what do you hope to accomplish by him posting a dick pic?
6 years ago
Will beke work for you?
6 years ago
lol, cryax is a pro and oster isnt
6 years ago
Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with?
6 years ago
What an original comment.
6 years ago
Go back to lurking you swine.
6 years ago
Why did bonu have to ruin my post?
6 years ago
Because fuck you, that's why you old faggot.
6 years ago
I still have more friend than you and half of them already died, wannabee man.
6 years ago
That was such a neat story :)
6 years ago
Better than anything you can come up with, that's not made up.
6 years ago
My dog has been diagnosed with Sudden Acquired Retinal Degeneration. She's losing her vision.

Le sniff.
6 years ago
Grandma?
6 years ago
as if we all don't know that bono is toolman's love child
6 years ago
I'll shoot you in the face for even thinking that buttmunch!
6 years ago
Is your pup old bonu?
6 years ago
She's about 12, but she's a smaller, intelligent, long-lived breed. I always expected her to make 15 at least.
6 years ago
She may still make it there, she just won't be able to see it, that's all. You'll have to start carrying her everywhere.
6 years ago
My dog is boss. I'd be happy to carry her places.
6 years ago
I did, until I carried her to her death :(
It still makes me sad, and didn't you have something shitty to say that post?
6 years ago
No, I draw the line at dogs. If I said something shitty it was probably wishing death on Sporty.
6 years ago
You usually have the shitty comments when we try and be serious.
6 years ago
You do know you are a dick?
6 years ago
Peoples' deaths are not a reason to be somber on MuchoSucko.

I can watch a beheading and not give a fuck; only cruelty to certain animals gets my goat. Pun intended.
6 years ago
But like most kids, it's an internet thing I'd hope.
6 years ago
Hey possum, I never thought I'd ever hear me say this, but my ass hurts from work today since I've been sitting on it all day at work today.
6 years ago
gotta get those butt-muscles in shape tool
6 years ago
I need to get fatter.
6 years ago
thanks for breakfast
5 years ago
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