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Fuck Your Mammals

I have mantises.

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by Bono

submitted May 8th 2012

71 comments
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Fuck Your Mammals
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They breathe through their fucking anuses, kind of like Whunu.
5 years ago
just like how whunu got pwned by oster... talking out of his ass..
5 years ago
Bonu talks out of his ass and thats why his breath smells
5 years ago
would rather smell likes farts than cock.
5 years ago
ATM
5 years ago
i see these some times in my back yard. i saw a baby one day all white.
5 years ago
speaking of,

WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT

WHERE MY VIDEO AT

FUCKING NIGGER
5 years ago
well fuck you boney pale faggot. if you talk to me like that you aint gonna get a video. don't call me a nigger.
5 years ago
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
5 years ago
now go ahead and use this as an excuse to back out, you fucking pussy.
5 years ago
HEY EVERYONE, THATDUDE IS AFRAID TO PUT HIS DEFORMED JAWLINE ON MUCHO
5 years ago
if i want to post the video or not its my choice ass turd.
5 years ago
I had an ass turd once.

It looked a lot like your skin.
5 years ago
coward.
5 years ago
HEY EVERYONE, THATDUDE IS AFRAID TO PUT HIS DEFORMED JAWLINE ON MUCHO
5 years ago
Come on you crispy faggot, it takes 10 seconds to shoot and upload.

GO, GO GO
5 years ago
lol not afraid. and bitch i look a lot better then you. you opielookingassnigga.
5 years ago
also having trouble uploading both videos to my computer.
5 years ago
all talk, no substance.

HEY EVERYONE, THATDUDE IS AFRAID TO PUT HIS DEFORMED JAWLINE ON MUCHO
5 years ago
lol no one cares . and i will talk to my friend tomorrow and have him show me how to do it. ok bitch ass faggot
5 years ago
thanks, my little jiggaboo.

get some rest.... boy.
5 years ago
fuck you faggot
5 years ago
hold on now i got to find a link so i can be cool like you.
*thatdude looks for a link*
5 years ago
damn it how do you do the yellow letters?
5 years ago
if you find anything it'll just be a shop of me or a video I posted myself. you're out of your league.
5 years ago
* Bono lets the nigger figure it out for himself. *


I hear they invented fire in Africa last year.
5 years ago
anyone else that is not a asshole can you help me out.
5 years ago
Yak, aren't you just ashamed of yourself?
5 years ago
an asshole*

learn to use A and AN
5 years ago
thatdude...type "/me" before whatever you're going to say.

Don't be fooled, I am an asshole.
5 years ago
i'm going to lmfao if he types it with the quotes.
5 years ago
*macabre waits*
5 years ago
/thatdude says fuck you bono
5 years ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS WAS WORTH STAYING UP
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'M RACIST AND I'M RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

THE SYSTEM WORKS
5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
5 years ago
Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiit
5 years ago
" fuck you bono"
5 years ago
stop trying to outdo yourself like it was on purpose. you're ruining the moment you stinking coon.
5 years ago
"/fuck you bono"
5 years ago
:((((((((((((((((((((((
5 years ago
*fuck you bono*
5 years ago
* yak gives you a hint ... *

look at the recent comments section...
5 years ago
Yak I would spam comments to knock your
* Bono off of recent, but we know how that would end. *
5 years ago
lol coding
5 years ago
This is too good...
5 years ago
* thatdude420 hope i did this right *
5 years ago
lol thanks yak
5 years ago
nope.
5 years ago
learn how to place it in a sentence you fucking ape.

PRONOUNS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

Fucking speaking in the 3rd person like a farmnigger that's spent his life living in a servants' quarters, afraid of learning to read because massah will beat his scrawny ass.
5 years ago
Where's my thanks?!

*macabre runs off crying*
5 years ago
it's in my alimentary canal.
5 years ago
thanks macabreabstracts
* thatdude420 didn't forget *
5 years ago
A+ thread
5 years ago
my tarantula would devour your mantis. fucking pussy.
5 years ago
Don't mantisesisises (manti?) shoot venom out their pits?
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
Mantis: 1
Spider: 0

That's a black widow's leg in this picture fuckwad.
5 years ago
Doesn't look like much of a challenge since the mantis is 5 times as big..
5 years ago
And doesn't have venom or a web.
5 years ago
Would a widows venom effect the mantis...I know some creatures are immune..
5 years ago
Probably would. The trouble is the widow can't get close enough without being eviscerated.

5 years ago
Those crazy arms the mantis has are pretty deadly..
5 years ago
search Euripides and thank me later.
5 years ago
I was sure I heard something about mantises squirting or emitting something from under their arms. Google search turned up nothing apart from this picture of a mantis with an evidently hairy armpit which I'll just leave for you here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mmcclure/3896852983/
5 years ago
I had a mantis on my screen door once. I think it's creepy how their eyes follow you like one of those ceramic Jesus faces.
5 years ago
lies...everyone knows there was no screen on the brady back door...there wasn't even glass!
5 years ago
<--architect.
5 years ago
i also miss that guy ^ :(
5 years ago
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