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My gift to mucho

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I've been on muchosucko for years, but never had the chance to give back to the community.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by cuntpunt

submitted May 7th 2012

257 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
My gift to mucho
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comments (257)
nicely done
5 years ago
i learned how to stfu twice! be afraid people be very very afraid !! muhuahahahaha
5 years ago
lmao!! Shit! cryax has ascended to his second form!
5 years ago
yes sir i have ! maybe it will be three stfus later ! or 4 !
5 years ago
fuck!!! I'm getting pwned, I cant fight him alone!
5 years ago
haha i double liked,and double stfued that comment
5 years ago
omfg! the power!
5 years ago
yes sir !!!!! the power !
5 years ago
STFU WAR!!

*jerkstore sounds the Mucho conch horn*
5 years ago
only sad little cryass would get so much joy out of something like this, this is probably the highlight of his pitiful existence
5 years ago
Dude you know what you have to do with your double stfuppercuts dont you?...
5 years ago
lol @ swhill !
5 years ago
Back Back Forward STFU!!
5 years ago
Cryax make yourself useful and sick bono
5 years ago
lol @ cryass making himself useful
5 years ago
I find it fucking hilarious that cryax was the one to work out who to do that. I bet thats why he started stfu'ing everyone... he KNEW there must be a way.
5 years ago
*how
5 years ago
haha it was by accident really , but yes , it is quite funny that it was me !
5 years ago
In 5000 more stfu's he reaches level 3 and can stfu a whole thread with a click.
5 years ago
hahaha, awesome barret
5 years ago
that would be cool , im going to double like that comment
5 years ago
now mucho has its own pokemon against yaks bonobomon
5 years ago
i dont think cryass reaching stfu lvl 2 comes close to rivaling any of yaks powers
5 years ago
*bonomon*
5 years ago
Dwhirtle05
5 years ago
yall are gonna have to translate this vagina repellent lingo into normal people words for me
5 years ago
They should make vagina repellent an ingame item
5 years ago
Always a welcome gift.
5 years ago
funbags eh?
5 years ago
you might to get that dark spot checked on your right tit
5 years ago
you might to stfu
5 years ago
I thought he left already
5 years ago
nice boobies........
5 years ago
you dirty bitch......
5 years ago
Glad you all like.
5 years ago
you're a fatass
5 years ago
penis is that way fries>
5 years ago
^
5 years ago
funny how jrob points away from his own penis in his avatar...
5 years ago
penis? i thought it was turd :(
5 years ago
oster said the same thing WTF
5 years ago
you do like the poop
5 years ago
When it's just a thumbnail, it does look like a piece of shit.
5 years ago
9 stfu's ?? you guys are fucking blind...
5 years ago
who said that?
5 years ago
She is very fat fries. Nobody could hire the tyre around her waist.

Most muchoers are so desperate they shamelessly kiss the biggest arses.
5 years ago
Hide..?
5 years ago
I like the cut of your jib cuntpunt
5 years ago
hey look guize,titties
5 years ago
Godzillas titties
5 years ago
spare tyre waist
5 years ago
hawt
5 years ago
who?
5 years ago
Long time anonymous user.
5 years ago
^short time named user...
5 years ago
lurk time counts for shit. Tits on the other hand, counts for much.
5 years ago
How old are you cuntpunt... approx
5 years ago
22.
5 years ago
Hmmm ok thanks...

5 years ago
How much do you weigh?

More then drum, I'm guessing.
5 years ago
Another married bitch with a beargut :/

sigh

* DushanMandik doses off *
5 years ago
Bitch, I'm not married.
5 years ago
Oh, so you're one of those twats that wears a ring on her finger to "fend" off the guys....yeah, I'm sure the RING is what keeps them at bay...
5 years ago
cuntpunt,can i slide my erect penis between your knockers?
5 years ago
She's straying you from the beer gut which is the most important part of your dosing off.
5 years ago
Bear gut*, beer gut...whatever.
5 years ago
The ring does not work. Speaking of which... how do you guys suggest a woman handles that? I'm at the bar, and guy starts talking to me.. when is that best time to tell him I'm married? Too late, and he gets pissed off he wasted time, too soon, and he's like "OOOHH NO NO NO! IM MARRIED TOO, I WAS JUST TALKING AS FRIENDSSS!!!"
5 years ago
at the point he offers to buy a drink, you say 'That's nice but you don't have to I'm married'
5 years ago
after he eats you out but before you give him head
5 years ago
married or not, if i can get you to accept a roofie colada then youre gonna wake up with a headache and dried cum in your pubes. so it might be best to take drums advice and cut him off at the drink offer
5 years ago
No such luck here.... I never drink sugary drinks, and I have no pubes...

I prefer a more subtle approach, by telling them I'm married, if they keep on I just tell them I'm on the rag and wearing my stained menstrual granny panties.

They run ;)
5 years ago
I don't usually accept drinks anyway.
5 years ago
playing in blood doesnt bother me, married woman on the other hand can be dangerous to mess with though. unless they are the swinging type
5 years ago
Make the ring visible, just be friendly, and if the convo changes towards hooking up just mention that your 6'5" 250 lb. MMA aspiring husband is coming to meet you shortly.
5 years ago
You could also replace that with the "just out of prison" line.
5 years ago
OhSnap
I don't USUALLY accept drinks anyway
5 years ago
married women never have sex with anyone but their husbands...any man chatting up some unescorted lady with a ring is clearly wasting his time.
5 years ago
Sarcasm senses tingling.
5 years ago
Lurking time counts for shit. p.s. Is that a zit or a mole?
5 years ago
leave it to typical to attack other mucho girls :P
5 years ago
I used to have an account but never posted anything, forgot login details. So I made this one. It's a small mole.
5 years ago
Guilty until proven innocent I say!
5 years ago
A mole?

She's a witch!

BURN HER, BURN HER!!
5 years ago
it's cancer
5 years ago
typs is just the appetizers. i wanna see what CS has to say about another mucho girl using cunt in her name
5 years ago
um.....NO.
I don't dig the whole "more cushion for the pushin" thing..
5 years ago
Tits are too saggy for my liking.
Is it just me or are you nipples a little... misplaced?
5 years ago
yeah we know you like yours wrapped tightly around a pectoral
5 years ago
yesss
5 years ago
At least center the bastards.
5 years ago
The right one is quite a bit bigger than the left one.
5 years ago
Thanks Ms Cuntpunt.
5 years ago
lol at the downvote
5 years ago
Is that wildbill_?
That clever man...
5 years ago
i wonder how many new ip's wildbill_ will go through before he gives up
5 years ago
who know, at least he is using them wisely. Downvoting some tits an insulting yak. This is a methodical genius were witnessing here guys.
5 years ago
I like it.
5 years ago
Some men just want to watch the world burn...
5 years ago
you have my attention
5 years ago
As a reward for following the rules , I give you permission to attempt to smother me with your bewbs.
5 years ago
JerkStore thinks you should shut the fuck up pussy.
5 years ago
Im sorry for making you cry bucky, could you ever forgive me?
5 years ago
Start listening to JerkStore you scared little brat.
5 years ago
Nice i like big titties. And i also like your third nipple :)
5 years ago
Thanks for them breasteseseses
5 years ago
meh
5 years ago
Stfu not intentional.....

5 years ago
cryass is on a stfu spree again
5 years ago
lol @ the yaksucksdick user name
5 years ago
Wildbutthurtbill ;)
5 years ago
shut up you lanky cunt
5 years ago
Sure Bono, you first ....
5 years ago
WHOA, WHOA WHOA.

UNCALLED FOR
5 years ago
The sass... it's unbearable.
5 years ago
Well you know, they call me sassycuntbritches around these parts...

Sometimes pissmop.... Both are legit-
5 years ago
Really? I call you eager-to-fit-in chick.
5 years ago
I like sassycuntbritches better...

And I already purchased letterhead-
5 years ago
nobody calls you sassycuntbritches, eager-to-fit-in chick.

they call you a boney attention whore.

Come back and talk to me when you learn to be beautiful.
5 years ago
I see nothing wrong with her, she seems nice she has a duck
5 years ago
Nobody calls me boney, attention whore, yeah...

But we all know who's the best attention whore around... I won't ever take your place Bono ;)
5 years ago
Even your husband thinks you have a weight problem.

You'll be alone by the time you're 45 and then you'll look so skeletal no one will be with you.

Me and Fluffer will be laughing our asses off.

* Bono thinks a love story between the two fattest nations in the world is cute. *
5 years ago
Fuck that, if I get divorced or he dies I'm going full lezzie, I'll take fluffy away from you-
5 years ago
>threatens to go lesbian if unlikely circumstances present themselves

>attention whore

>the bad kind
5 years ago
Why is that unlikely? You just said I'd be alone.....

And I've been with women before.... Not an unlikely scenario at all really.
5 years ago
1) It's unlikely he'll die before you because he is a healthier weight.

2) It is unlikely you will be "divorced". He will just straight up leave you without filing.

3) So have I.
5 years ago
didn't some asshole just say jenbirdy was bony? what kind of a motherfucker would say that about her?

http://muchosucko.com/97559/I-got-a-freaking-fox#comment1849561

nobody calls jenbirdy bony...or boney
5 years ago
He's 250 and 5'11" ....... And 15 years older than me .... His cholesterol is through the roof..... And I'm a perfectly healthy weight, he just likes me a little thicker. It's very likely he will die before me, probably not so much the divorce thing, but whatever.....
5 years ago
Don't feel the trolls.
5 years ago
LOL what the fuck?

Anyone who marries somebody prone to death should themselves be condemned to years of torture... which is kind of what you get, caring for them as their health deteriorates.

Also +1 for TR linking the comment I was about to rape you with logically.
5 years ago
feed*
5 years ago
And bitches love me Bono, I'd take them from you left and right ;)
5 years ago
Bitches love an easy (desperate) lay whom they can overpower if necessary.

Congrats.
5 years ago
Well, I love him, and we're happy, so it's worth any time I get with him.
5 years ago
what a fucking pathetic attitude.
5 years ago
I'd do jen
5 years ago
wake up his lard ass so I can tell him to do a situp and then leave you.
5 years ago
While I did mean feed, feel is also appropriate.
5 years ago
I overpower them bono, you've got it wrong, they're the desperate ones-
5 years ago
Of course you'd think being happy is pathetic, how's your miserable day going anyway?
5 years ago
ITT:

Scrawny attention whore defends actions to people who don't care.

Also, Jenbirdy.
5 years ago
bono you're useless as a troll go back to sucking yaks dick to get unbanned, someones gotta keep it wet.
5 years ago
>first word of his post is my name

>successful troll
5 years ago
also, you should take that up with yak. he likes it when people get in his face about how he runs Mucho.
5 years ago
You're the biggest attention whore on this site, like a little child whining for someone to watch him dive into the pool...It's sad really....
5 years ago
You're right. Incidentally you are the first person to ever call me a child, and the first to tell me I'm sad.

This requires some deep self-reflection.
5 years ago
Oh wait, no it doesn't.

L2argue

I'd much rather be fighting Mario right now and I don't even know him. God you're easier to beat in the comments than you are to fuck in the ass.
5 years ago
Clearly you don't know the meaning of what it means to be a troll. There is a difference between addressing you and being aggravated by you. You're in denial, you know you're losing your so called playing field because you're weak in the game. Come at me bro.
5 years ago
* Bono makes a face at the camera like Wile. E. Coyote. *


5 years ago
All that effort, and not one fuck was given.....

* Jenbirdy goes back to snuggling her duck *
5 years ago
All that fucking you, with so little effort.

I'm calling you easy, get it? Fucking whore.
5 years ago
its cayote season
5 years ago
Coyote*
5 years ago
* Jenbirdy yawns... *


Nope, don't quite get it, why don't you explain it some more
5 years ago
It's 3 am and you're pulling the spelling bee card.
5 years ago
It's easy to fuck you because you're easy.

You're easy because you're desperate.

You're desperate because you settled.

You settled because you're ugly.
5 years ago
It's 3 am and you can't spell.
5 years ago
clearly this kid has a completely different definition of ugly than the rest of the world. Pull your head out of yaks ass and open your eyes.
5 years ago
Ouch.... I think I got it now...

Nope, lost it, try harder

* Jenbirdy looks at camera like the roadrunner *


5 years ago
YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK
5 years ago
I'm tattling on you Mario.
5 years ago
Jen can't take me so she deflects.

I've won. Again.
5 years ago
THAT WAS FOR YOU FLUFF
5 years ago
My assbone is really sore.. and it could use some massaging wonder if those massage places rub assbones
5 years ago
You're argument is invalid, I'm not ugly, I didn't settle, what else is there to say other than you're reaching, and it's pathetic, but you know

Also funny.....

* Jenbirdy waits for bono gibberish storm *
5 years ago
your*

that is all.

I've won.
5 years ago
Yep, winner, that's you....

* Jenbirdy laughs *
5 years ago
Thanks for being a good sport.

Usually when I trounce some worthless floozey, she gets butthurt and never rears her nose here again.
5 years ago
* smerf reads the thread and promptly falls asleep. *
5 years ago
Well, you know, my nose is a little to big to just disappear-

* Jenbirdy goes back to reading worthless floozey digest *
5 years ago
In the sad events of death or divorce that may plague you I'll hit it so you don't have to go full dyke my guess lipstick dyke. And Bono you're a fag.
5 years ago
So. Much. Text. o_O
5 years ago
what are you doing fluffer
5 years ago
Multitasking MS and Zelda. You?
5 years ago
lol, im just sitting here jacking off to this thread
5 years ago
How... interesting.
5 years ago
do you have any sexy zelda costumes?
5 years ago
Not as of yet, but I found a custom-made Princess Zelda cosplay outfit from Twilight Princess, which I will be getting soon.
5 years ago
Wear it, post pics, let me jack off.
5 years ago
Anyone remember back in 5th grade when you really liked the cute girl in your class? -And in order to show her your love, you threw sand at her on the playground, pulled her hair, and called her names?

Yeah... Still pathetic Bono.

Keep it up though. Its damned funny to watch.
5 years ago
Jen 1 bucky 0
Your Hank impersonation sucks bucky
Also I do not beleive for even a split second you have ever been laid unless you raped a girl/boy with downs syndrome.
5 years ago
Lost my virginity when I was in high school bro. I'm sort of a lady killer.

Don't take that literally....
5 years ago
*coughcoughbullshitcoughcough*
5 years ago
Tits or gtf- oh... Carry on.
5 years ago
Happy B-hole day smerf!
5 years ago
I would fuck thoses titties o hard and fast that it would create a worm hole and we would both go back in time 5 years. So I could fuck your titties when they were firm.
5 years ago
Love them xxx
5 years ago
I'd slap em around.
5 years ago
Thank you. Those look great.
5 years ago
can I return this gift for a refund?
5 years ago
30 day return policy, I don't see why not.
5 years ago
can I exchange mine for a blowjob?
5 years ago
Do I look like customer service?
5 years ago
oh, sorry. Will you just give me a blowjob?
5 years ago
Won't be an even exchange though, fluffer has raised prices due to gas prices.
5 years ago
does rossetta have good rates? I bet she gives a good noshing off.
5 years ago
As the store manager I'll have to decline and politely ask you to leave.
5 years ago
...fine.

* makodragon steals a titwank on the way out *
5 years ago
Mako, you couldn't afford my rates.

5 years ago
oh you think?
5 years ago
Pretty sure I could afford a couple of doughnuts and some peach schnapps
5 years ago
I don't even like doughnuts or peach schnapps, lol. Cmon.. You can be classier than that. I'm a classy gal.
5 years ago
eclairs and martini?
5 years ago
35 dollars a bag of weed and house season 1-8 collection?
5 years ago
A few pounds of weed and the first few seasons of RuPaul's Drag Race and we might be able to talk.
5 years ago
Classy
5 years ago
A few pounds, that would last like erh ages for me.
5 years ago
What marvelous breasts =D
5 years ago
fucking jew
5 years ago
i was looking at her face
5 years ago
Yeah great...

I've been having a look around, & I really can't understand why we don't see many of the old regulars here any more.

lol jk
5 years ago
now, if we could just finally run you off then things would be perfect
5 years ago
Wouldn't be hard. I can't think of any reason other than simple routine for looking anyone.

The only funny thing I tend to see is a group of barely recognisable users with an average membership time of around 6 months calling repost & calling even less recognisable names 'noobs'.

I'm curious to see how much worse it's going to get.
5 years ago
agreed
5 years ago
just think...it could be a bunch of barely recognizable names posting first every night at midnight.
5 years ago
before my time tr
5 years ago
First!
5 years ago
i think i joined up shortly after Firsting became a banable offense
5 years ago
bannable?
5 years ago
banabble
5 years ago
banana bull
5 years ago
too bad firsting is pointless now...those were some good times.

besides, you had to be super cool to post first.
5 years ago
I'm with you to a point OJ, despite being some form of noob reg. But your sweeping generalizations do the site and a lot of the members no justice. There is still a lot of funnies to be had, it's just that they are harder to find with all the noobspam. Not to say I'm any great addition to the site. I come for the laughs, not for some obscure internet notoriety.
5 years ago
because the usernames arent familiar to you anymore, you probably find it hard to lookout for people who are normally out for shits and giggles
5 years ago
so stop being and oldfag
5 years ago
^the above three comments will obviously end up with MD and OJ becoming fast friends
5 years ago
^newfag
5 years ago
i see
5 years ago
dont think i wont do it
5 years ago
it will hurt me more than it hurts you
5 years ago
okay - here's the deal: "jrob" is actually my nephew...he was all down and etc last year after his wife left him, so i got him hooked up on MS as sort of a mean-spirited prank, thinking he would get grossed out soon and stop bothering me in general...

my apologies to MS for this

5 years ago
Warmed my heart
5 years ago
I have been wondering why you two look so much alike....
5 years ago
I like possum, I like Jrob, I like almost all of you guys and girls ... (no homo) We have all different opinions and blah blah blah blah. But you know what. Most of you THINK some more then others and blah blah blah blah. But people that actually take the time to just think for a second are getting scares ...
5 years ago
...love you too Lowi.

You on the sauce?
5 years ago
well said lowi
5 years ago
Thnx Dw,
And no I'me not aware of being under the influence of any substances .... Doesn't mean I'me not, one never knows.
5 years ago
I think we should all collaborate on some sort of mucho quiz that we can use for the next person that says they've been a long time lurker...
5 years ago
I'd fail
5 years ago
Q1) What was DushanMandiks name before he rebranded himself like a faggot?
5 years ago
Invalid
5 years ago
possum was all over that one, lol
5 years ago
I just wanted to call him a faggot.
5 years ago
he's better than most of the noobs

* possum has a sad *
5 years ago
True
5 years ago
meh, this account will be 6 years old Oct 30th.
5 years ago
and this one, will be 5 years old in 16 days...

5 years ago
the real test is knowing what his third account is
5 years ago
Pretty sure she just wants the mass attention she's getting from this.. I mean, she sure hasn't commented on any other submissions except this one. I would think a long time lurker who just registered would comment on other posts instead of just her own tits.
5 years ago
In her defense, I only post on my things and only here an there :/ And only submit myself :/
5 years ago
You can get away with that cuz you're a raunchy bitch, Zombee :)
5 years ago
Wahka Jawahka
5 years ago
Very nice :D
5 years ago
I love me some big titties :)
5 years ago
i want to motor boat them titties. i want to lick ice cream off those nipples.
5 years ago
flip your monitor down and have at it...
5 years ago
recover password
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