I find it fucking hilarious that cryax was the one to work out who to do that. I bet thats why he started stfu'ing everyone... he KNEW there must be a way.
The ring does not work. Speaking of which... how do you guys suggest a woman handles that? I'm at the bar, and guy starts talking to me.. when is that best time to tell him I'm married? Too late, and he gets pissed off he wasted time, too soon, and he's like "OOOHH NO NO NO! IM MARRIED TOO, I WAS JUST TALKING AS FRIENDSSS!!!"
married or not, if i can get you to accept a roofie colada then youre gonna wake up with a headache and dried cum in your pubes. so it might be best to take drums advice and cut him off at the drink offer
No such luck here.... I never drink sugary drinks, and I have no pubes...
I prefer a more subtle approach, by telling them I'm married, if they keep on I just tell them I'm on the rag and wearing my stained menstrual granny panties.
Make the ring visible, just be friendly, and if the convo changes towards hooking up just mention that your 6'5" 250 lb. MMA aspiring husband is coming to meet you shortly.
He's 250 and 5'11" ....... And 15 years older than me .... His cholesterol is through the roof..... And I'm a perfectly healthy weight, he just likes me a little thicker. It's very likely he will die before me, probably not so much the divorce thing, but whatever.....
Anyone who marries somebody prone to death should themselves be condemned to years of torture... which is kind of what you get, caring for them as their health deteriorates.
Also +1 for TR linking the comment I was about to rape you with logically.
Clearly you don't know the meaning of what it means to be a troll. There is a difference between addressing you and being aggravated by you. You're in denial, you know you're losing your so called playing field because you're weak in the game. Come at me bro.
Anyone remember back in 5th grade when you really liked the cute girl in your class? -And in order to show her your love, you threw sand at her on the playground, pulled her hair, and called her names?
Jen 1 bucky 0
Your Hank impersonation sucks bucky
Also I do not beleive for even a split second you have ever been laid unless you raped a girl/boy with downs syndrome.
I would fuck thoses titties o hard and fast that it would create a worm hole and we would both go back in time 5 years. So I could fuck your titties when they were firm.
Wouldn't be hard. I can't think of any reason other than simple routine for looking anyone.
The only funny thing I tend to see is a group of barely recognisable users with an average membership time of around 6 months calling repost & calling even less recognisable names 'noobs'.
I'm curious to see how much worse it's going to get.
I'm with you to a point OJ, despite being some form of noob reg. But your sweeping generalizations do the site and a lot of the members no justice. There is still a lot of funnies to be had, it's just that they are harder to find with all the noobspam. Not to say I'm any great addition to the site. I come for the laughs, not for some obscure internet notoriety.
okay - here's the deal: "jrob" is actually my nephew...he was all down and etc last year after his wife left him, so i got him hooked up on MS as sort of a mean-spirited prank, thinking he would get grossed out soon and stop bothering me in general...
I like possum, I like Jrob, I like almost all of you guys and girls ... (no homo) We have all different opinions and blah blah blah blah. But you know what. Most of you THINK some more then others and blah blah blah blah. But people that actually take the time to just think for a second are getting scares ...
Pretty sure she just wants the mass attention she's getting from this.. I mean, she sure hasn't commented on any other submissions except this one. I would think a long time lurker who just registered would comment on other posts instead of just her own tits.
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*jerkstore sounds the Mucho conch horn*
Most muchoers are so desperate they shamelessly kiss the biggest arses.
More then drum, I'm guessing.
sigh
I prefer a more subtle approach, by telling them I'm married, if they keep on I just tell them I'm on the rag and wearing my stained menstrual granny panties.
They run ;)
I don't USUALLY accept drinks anyway
She's a witch!
BURN HER, BURN HER!!
I don't dig the whole "more cushion for the pushin" thing..
Is it just me or are you nipples a little... misplaced?
That clever man...
UNCALLED FOR
Sometimes pissmop.... Both are legit-
And I already purchased letterhead-
they call you a boney attention whore.
Come back and talk to me when you learn to be beautiful.
But we all know who's the best attention whore around... I won't ever take your place Bono ;)
You'll be alone by the time you're 45 and then you'll look so skeletal no one will be with you.
Me and Fluffer will be laughing our asses off.
/me thinks a love story between the two fattest nations in the world is cute.
>attention whore
>the bad kind
And I've been with women before.... Not an unlikely scenario at all really.
2) It is unlikely you will be "divorced". He will just straight up leave you without filing.
3) So have I.
http://muchosucko.com/97559/I-got-a-freaking-fox#comment1849561
nobody calls jenbirdy bony...or boney
Anyone who marries somebody prone to death should themselves be condemned to years of torture... which is kind of what you get, caring for them as their health deteriorates.
Also +1 for TR linking the comment I was about to rape you with logically.
Congrats.
Scrawny attention whore defends actions to people who don't care.
Also, Jenbirdy.
>successful troll
This requires some deep self-reflection.
L2argue
I'd much rather be fighting Mario right now and I don't even know him. God you're easier to beat in the comments than you are to fuck in the ass.
I'm calling you easy, get it? Fucking whore.
Nope, don't quite get it, why don't you explain it some more
You're easy because you're desperate.
You're desperate because you settled.
You settled because you're ugly.
Nope, lost it, try harder
I've won. Again.
Also funny.....
that is all.
I've won.
Usually when I trounce some worthless floozey, she gets butthurt and never rears her nose here again.
Yeah... Still pathetic Bono.
Keep it up though. Its damned funny to watch.
Your Hank impersonation sucks bucky
Also I do not beleive for even a split second you have ever been laid unless you raped a girl/boy with downs syndrome.
Don't take that literally....
http://muchosucko.com/86253/Happy-Mucho-Birthday
I've been having a look around, & I really can't understand why we don't see many of the old regulars here any more.
lol jk
The only funny thing I tend to see is a group of barely recognisable users with an average membership time of around 6 months calling repost & calling even less recognisable names 'noobs'.
I'm curious to see how much worse it's going to get.
besides, you had to be super cool to post first.
my apologies to MS for this
You on the sauce?
And no I'me not aware of being under the influence of any substances .... Doesn't mean I'me not, one never knows.