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Fucking EAR WAX + bonus!

Disgusting but man it must have been soo satisfying to ave that out of your ear. plus the bonuses!

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by -Morph-

submitted May 6th 2012

210 comments
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bbbbbbblllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
5 years ago
blrrrrghhhh gros............ brrrrrlllghhhh
5 years ago
pussy.
5 years ago
^ bigger pussy
5 years ago
If there was a team wax, this would be a +100...fucking awesome video!
5 years ago
2 roaches and a glorious ball of black wax...I don't think this can be topped
5 years ago
2 roaches?
5 years ago
yurp, the first thing that was pulled out was half a roach.
5 years ago
And that my friends is how you kill a fuckin roach!
5 years ago
Wow, 2.. I hadn't realized that. Awesome vid.
5 years ago
my question is, how the fuck did he not notice the first damn roach in his ear?
5 years ago
I can't believe how fucking HUGE that last roach was! Seriously, how the fuck does someone's ears get *that* filthy?!
5 years ago
hey, wait...
5 years ago
wait for what? for your son to come out?
5 years ago
or maybe a better comment...
5 years ago
you know i love you rking
5 years ago
I wish I had the equipment to do this sort of task. Maybe someday. Want to clean your ears? Use hydrogen peroxide, never a q-tip.
5 years ago
Pfft, I always use a q-tip...wet one end, clean your ear, use the dry end to get anything remaining...just don't jam it in your ear, using a slow soft spinning motion...
5 years ago
I've used the spinning motion plenty before, I still feel like I was cramming shit up there. Put some cottage cheese in a glass that grows more narrow towards the bottom but you can still barely get your hand into, now make sort of a fist and try and get all the cottage cheese out without pushing some back in. Your fist is no more absorbent to cottage cheese than a q-tip is to wax. Think about it.
5 years ago
Bend a paperclip into a loop and scoop it out
5 years ago
happy Fagday, fagface.
5 years ago
Also you could get sued for advising someone to do that. Luckily for you, you aren't a real doctor.
5 years ago
I just turn my head when I'm in the shower and let the warm water wash it out.
5 years ago
but then water gets trapped... and you have to use hydrogen peroxide to cure swimmer's ear anyway...
5 years ago
no it doesnt, unless you're doing a fucking handstand in the shower
5 years ago
Right, so just letting the water pour into your ear is the way to go.
5 years ago
no, no, lets pour a bleach into our ears instead
5 years ago
i feel this conversation is being steered away from when I belittled smerf and he had no reply.
5 years ago
why would I carry on a conversation on someone elses behalf?
5 years ago
i dont know mako, i just assumed you and smerf were butt lovers.

i wasn't there.

i just don't know.
5 years ago
I prefer the term butt buddies. Rolls off the tongue better.

Does homosexuality occupy much of your thoughts bono?
5 years ago
Only all the time.
5 years ago
Cannot believe I liked a Bono comment....
5 years ago
I guess me and smerf get along better than I'd thought. I guess they're just jealous that we have something special smerf
5 years ago
Bono, the problem is that I just don't give enough of a shit about anything you say.

Incidentally, I am allowed to give grooming and personal care advice, exactly the same as any other member of the community.

* smerf pats makodragon on the hand. *
5 years ago
happy mucho birthday smerf!
5 years ago
I'm going to sue you
5 years ago
holy hell make a damn candle outta that
5 years ago
Imagine how much better his hearing must be.
5 years ago
fucking bionic
5 years ago
i never get tired of these types of videos.

IT'S SO FUCKING SATISFYING TO REMOVE SOMETHING FROM YOUR LINE OF SIGHT OR HEARING, SO THAT IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE, EVEN IF IT'S JUST TEMPORARY?

HAVE YOU EVER FELT THAT WAY ABOUT ANYTHING?
5 years ago
Kinda like when you were gone... It was an amazing feeling..
5 years ago
I deliberately set that up. If the first reply to that comment had NOT been about my ban, I'd have been amazed.

You fucking predictable twats.
5 years ago
What's funny is none of you are worse than the others. You just all sort of... blend in...

An amalgamation of mediocrity.

5 years ago
Please tell me how we are all a like
5 years ago
I mean since you are king mucho correct?
5 years ago
The ironic thing about you sheep is that the level of predictability is so astounding... it has been unpredictable.

I mean, literally. I could not have foreseen a more dubious bunch of slackjawed faggots ever entering my life.

When my 3 episodes finally tick down this summer, you will all be sorry.
5 years ago
"because Muchoers care about their reputation, the comment sections are made up of nothing more than flocks of mindless fucking seagulls, all scrambling to be the first one to post a witty zinger that relates to the content. This is exacerbated by the fact that they are largely unfunny. "

- ED's article on MuchoSucko
5 years ago
By that statement you Agree you are as well unfunny, since I mean you are a "muchoer" too. You don't have to be a pre madonna all the time.
5 years ago
I'm not a Muchoer.

I am King Mucho, and a platinum bucket of shit is my throne.
5 years ago
Now dance, jester.
5 years ago
To me I still see pro.
5 years ago
I haven't paid for pro since like January.

LOL
5 years ago
Still, it helps in double downvoting everything Claude posts.
5 years ago
cool guy
5 years ago
what I see to be funny is you don't know what to do with me, Run me off or keep dealing with my "noobality"
5 years ago
I have a special category for you Oster.

My three normal categories are:

1) People who don't give a fuck. These are relatively hard to troll, but I can get the job done on a good day.

Examples are Drumrave, Toolman, and yak.

2) The mentally retarded / batshit insane. These are the hardest to troll and I generally don't even try, mostly because you can't troll someone who doesn't have a soul or a brainstem.

In this group you will meet the likes of Whunu, Dik, and to an extent Jrob.

3) Sheep. This is my target demographic, and about 90% of muchoers fall here. They are my fodder.


Now, you? You're somewhere in between #2 and #3.

I like to call you handi-capable.
5 years ago
hahahaahahah
5 years ago
HUHUHUHUHUHUH
5 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
5 years ago
ho ho ho ho
5 years ago
Now let me stop you right there son. I know that if this keeps going, when we wake up tomorrow there'll be at least 2 comments remarking on how gay or stupid this thread is.

And here's one of my favorites of all time:

"Wow, I think the average IQ around here is dropping herhuhuhruhur"


You predictable faggots.
5 years ago
You predictable faggots are, predictably, faggots.
5 years ago
whats going to happen next.
5 years ago
Come on Nicholas Cage. Whats gonna happen next.
5 years ago
good lord, in the time it took me to find king mucho, it is almost not worth the effort.

http://muchosucko.com/65260/King-Mucho
5 years ago
I'll tell you what'll be happening today.

(It's past midnight, so yes, today.)

- Claude will probably sign on and post some lame photoshop that he didn't actually make. (he fakes almost half) During this time, he will see some of the strings of nasty, hurtful comments I left for him. But he will not reply. You and I both know all too well why.

- Kirk will idle in chat, juggling dik's balls until he sees fit to check my latest subs. He'll dump them even though he knows I don't give a shit, and then he, too, will keep his distance because he knows he can't take me.

-Magawd will call me Bucky, insinuate something mean about my Grandmother, then run away before I can log on and give him a verbal dick up the ass.

-Jrob will try to understand what the fuck drunk possum means, because possum comes up with new ways to communicate all the time but no one gives a shit. FYI Jrob will fail and I'll have to tell him the answer.

-You will be called a girl.
5 years ago
incidentally, bono, impressive would be if i saw a stfu on every single one of claude's comments.

downvoting his subs just shows dedication.
5 years ago
You're a girl, Oster.
5 years ago
Interesting point TR but I find that Claude doesn't even stick around long enough anymore to taunt. He logs in for very short periods.

I still remember the last time we had a good, hour-long fight.

http://muchosucko.com/87272/Wedding-Night

He was so sure he had won.

It was less than a week later I sent an e-mail to yak and Claude lost his mod privileges.

~ Bono
5 years ago
I LONG FOR COMPETITION
5 years ago
Wanna see my penis?
5 years ago
seen it.
5 years ago
Again again?
5 years ago
go ahead and post it.
5 years ago
Maybe I can Dress it up as a cute butterfly for you.
5 years ago
do it or don't, faggot
5 years ago
It can be a late christmas present for you. Maybe ill just draw a triforce and you can call it fluffer.
5 years ago
You spoil me.

* Bono does thizz face *
5 years ago
Mc.Dre
5 years ago
Mac*
5 years ago
/yawn
5 years ago
3 reply fails.
5 years ago
good job oster
5 years ago
It's odd what being sober does.
5 years ago
Ironic, considering part of the purpose of earwax is to stop insects and such wanting to go in.
5 years ago
* smerf honks hare's boobs. *
5 years ago
happy mucho bdady there smerf
5 years ago
CAN U HEAR ME NOW..
5 years ago
Motherfuckingmonkeyballs that was Sick......

* Jenbirdy upvotes........ *
5 years ago
I was waiting for the doc to pull out a chicken wing...
5 years ago
...I think maybe I'll throw some chicken wings on the smoker today.
5 years ago
does a roach wing help?
5 years ago
That was my attempt at a racial joke...

5 years ago
They always get the coolest shit over in India. This sort of stuff is a healthcare provider's wet dream, lol. -Mine, at least.
5 years ago
I was eating my nachos just fine until he pulled out that bug, WTF!!
5 years ago
WTF... Seriously dude? You nasty fucker. Check your ears more than once every decade!
5 years ago
I call bullshit on the curry powder causing the smell after that.
5 years ago
FUCKING JIGGABOO, WHERE IS MY VIDEO
5 years ago
actually I ran you off...
5 years ago
"goodnight to all who deserve it, the rest burn in hell" Im pretty sure I destoryed your feelings... to bad the milk man got to her before I did.
5 years ago
Look at whunu go down...

5 years ago
and that is why I HATE roached
5 years ago
I think I have been on MS too long I love shit like this I get a feeling of relief watching it not at all grossed out, awesome
5 years ago
Man, the guy has got to stop putting things in his ear
5 years ago
yeah, blocking those poor roaches in like that
5 years ago
This is on my top ten best vids on MS
4 years ago
You like extractions huh?
http://muchosucko.com/49999/Abortion
4 years ago
Can't see that! >:(
4 years ago
As in it doesn't work on iDevice
4 years ago
Nvm, yak fixed it
4 years ago
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