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CINCO DE MAYO

JUST DOESN'T FEEL VERY MEXICANY ANYMORE.

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by pooch

submitted May 5th 2012

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CINCO DE MAYO
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kill it wit fire
6 years ago
Bonó
6 years ago
his teeth match his shirt
6 years ago
...Herringboned?
6 years ago
Poofy?

Gay?
6 years ago
yellow
6 years ago
half a bottle of cheap tequilla is gone. i've done showered and thrown up like 5 times already. and retyped this post like 8 times... no joke...
6 years ago
are you kidding?
6 years ago
Trooper.
6 years ago
Drink Patrón pussy.
6 years ago
only women drink patron
6 years ago
fuck you pussies. Drink a man's drink. Bushmills irish whiskey
6 years ago
I just picked up Sailor Jerry Rum. No pit juice for me.
6 years ago
Scary Jerry is the shit. I thought we were talking about tquila though.
6 years ago
You were talking about twquilla, Queso and I have better pallets
6 years ago
real men drink rubbing alcohol...pansies
6 years ago
sub or stfu
6 years ago
wanna be a real man jrob? drink bleach
6 years ago
i wonder if it would turn my poo white
6 years ago
post pics :)
6 years ago
according to notable scientologist kirstie alley in the film "madhouse," drinking bleach causes diarrhea.
6 years ago
I tried to kill myself by drinking bleach.. I threw up black for 2 days. I think I was 9 years old.
6 years ago
...good times...
6 years ago
too bad you didnt succeed
6 years ago
Bleach is acidic, it will destroy your throat and stomach before you can shit anything.
6 years ago
to bad.. But I think that is why I can scream the way i do cause I fucked up my throat so bad.
6 years ago
lol bleach is the opposite of acidic numbnuts
6 years ago
Come on, that's just basic chemistry right there
6 years ago
@MD I was referring to its base acidity...
Bleach can be either an acid or a base, though bleach in common households are most likely all strong bases...
6 years ago
^google.com
6 years ago
what the fuck is a base? Does that mean alkali or something?
6 years ago
No you weren't, numbnuts.
6 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base_%28chemistry%29
:)
6 years ago
ah man, my chemistry knowledge is outdated
6 years ago
A wiki link? ....whiiiiiiich does not say that bleach is acidic.
6 years ago
a base is something like baking soda...the way it was used in the egg video to change the ph...vinegar is acidic, which is probably why it also works, since it changes the ph in the other way.

for a fun time, try combining the 2 together...maybe you should do it outside.
6 years ago
Bubbles are fun.
6 years ago
boobies*
6 years ago
wont they just neutralize eachother?
6 years ago
try it and see how that happens
6 years ago
incidentally, bleach is supposedly slightly basic.
6 years ago
ahh theres a reaction during neutralization?
6 years ago
*violent,
6 years ago
Oster: true that.
MD: yes, but it will produce a ton of bubbles and fizz.
tr: household bleach isn't "slightly" basic. It's a pH of around 12ish.
6 years ago
what about non alkali bases? do they not react with anything?
6 years ago
Yes, they definitly do.
6 years ago
aw man, why did I get involved in this... I wont go to sleep now until I have a sound understanding of bases
6 years ago
ie kiddies, Bleach is a household form of chlorine. Think to yourselves, you won't dissolve in a swimming pool, now would you?
6 years ago
I guess I should have said this earlier...

Nexro, only 1/2 a bottle and your puking? PUSSY.
6 years ago
Cheese, bleach is CONCENTRATED. Pool water isn't.
6 years ago
If you don't think that matters, try sticking your hand in a sinkfull of bleach for 10 minutes.
6 years ago
smerf, i gave the easy people an easy answer so we all can move on. Of course I know about the peroxide-releasing compound and it's interactions with other solutions. let alone toxicity levels
6 years ago
so if I may thin out the herd: ahem.......
Hey guys, bleach tastes like chocolate and turns your poo white with sparkles
6 years ago
Is this in any relation to the scene in fight club where he pours what might be a base over his kissed hand?
6 years ago
jesus h christ
6 years ago
Hey guys, I heard if you mix bleach and ammonia in equal parts within an unventilated room you can create some real fuckin neato crystals.
6 years ago
^ wants in to late night geekchat
6 years ago
that's a chemical reaction with Lye, MD
6 years ago
MD, that was powered lye (sodium hydroxide). Basically (pun unintentional), an extremely basic compound.
6 years ago
ohh
6 years ago
btw the geekchat thing was for possum
6 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
6 years ago
lol oh were getting in to puns too now
6 years ago
hahaha great pun
6 years ago
* smerf stears toward possum and slams on the gas pedal. *
6 years ago
Really did not mean it to be a pun, but I typed it out and thought "Hey, wait a minute..."
6 years ago
Thanks gents, I will sleep soundly now
6 years ago
After I've fapped to some discovery channel
6 years ago
Cspan*
6 years ago
viva mexico
6 years ago
viva fuck you
6 years ago
mexicans are native american therefore cinco de mayo is a national holiday
6 years ago
no, they are not native american - my buddy Chubby Two Crows said so
6 years ago
lord queso disapproves of your comment darkie
6 years ago
Mexico doesn't even celebrate today that much you burnt ugly ugly stupidface. Cinco de Mayo is a celebration for the completely unlikely win over the french in the battle of puebla.
6 years ago
ugly ugly stupidface.. WINNER
6 years ago
the more you know
6 years ago
Americans use today as an excuse to party balls
6 years ago
ah, like St Pats
6 years ago
Christmas, Halloween, New Years, Memorial Day, Labor Day, Veteran's Day, Tuesday...
6 years ago
unlike St. Patties, our beer is complete piss water as compared to their far superior brews
6 years ago
corona is okay if you dump a shot of Mezcal into each bottle
6 years ago
sorry poss. for a good beer, you shouldn't have to add anything
6 years ago
just your lips.
6 years ago
ok I'm lying to myself..... shock-top and a slice of orange is pretty badass
6 years ago
blue moon same thing.
6 years ago
Negro Modelo?
6 years ago
*droooooools* Modelo
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IYzr71q1TQ
6 years ago
Fuck you, oster.
6 years ago
mexicans are "indians" aka native americans
6 years ago
mestizo
6 years ago
no, they are not
6 years ago
do not delude yourself anymore poss
6 years ago
oster get out of here with that emo shit
6 years ago
less than 30% "indian" heritage, even in the hard-core identifiers
6 years ago
oh, and my great-grandpappy was 1/16th cherokee - so i guess i'm a native then
6 years ago
Columbus called the natives indians because he thought he landed in india
6 years ago
no shit
6 years ago
fuck you no way - really?
6 years ago
.
* possum watches re-runs of the GoGo Gophers now *
6 years ago
yes poss you are one of us
6 years ago
i native/spanish
6 years ago
you must Tannalot
6 years ago
i live near the beach
6 years ago
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