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13 Ridiculous Orgasms

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by xzekiel

submitted May 5th 2012

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bam !! whos the superdude ?
5 years ago
of course that was your favorite part
5 years ago
you know at least the male orgasm is real and not that bullshit squirting these women call orgasms
5 years ago
i mean i wouldnt piss on someone and claim it was my cumshot
5 years ago
Wo female orgasms are bullshit and cumshots are the real deal?
Why don't you just come out with it already fries. You can tell us. We won't judge you any worse then we already do.
5 years ago
wo = so
then = than
5 years ago
hold on zeke, He's not saying female orgasms are fake.
5 years ago
I will remain skeptical about squirting until someone analyzes a sample of squirt juice and proves its not urine. Although I guess it doesnt really matter what the liquid is, but its not as sexy admitting that you pissed yourself when you came now is it. Plus women are plumbed up differently so its possible. Theres a valve that shuts when a man ejaculates to stop urination which is why you cant piss for a while after knobbing someone.
5 years ago
It's certainly not just piss. There very well may be some piss in it, but every chick, and every time is different.
5 years ago
so is my piss
5 years ago
Have you ever made a girl cum?
5 years ago
its also probably mixed up with some pre-cum and fanny juice
5 years ago
I probably wouldnt be talking about this if I hadnt
5 years ago
mmmmm fanny juice
5 years ago
I'me not so sure that when my wife comes it's not piss. And on that moment I actually don't give a damn my dear. It feels great so whatever it is I don't care. It's just a super feeling seeing her come and feeling the squirt splash you makes it all so much better. You might feel a little dirty afterwards, but actually I think best is to just man up and apreciate it :p
5 years ago
If it dries white, it's not piss....
5 years ago
or you could, you know, just stick your fingers in the puddle and realize it's not piss
5 years ago
how very thorough of you zeke
5 years ago
Skene's glands apparently.....female version of the prostate. But they drain into the urethra, so the amount of piss in the 'ejaculation' is probably ever-changing.
5 years ago
it's all very vague. And when science is decoding the human genome and looking for the higgs boson, vagueness to me masks bullshit.
5 years ago
I did some research and it lead me right back here:
http://muchosucko.com/57027/Female-Ejaculation
5 years ago
* xzekiel does more "research" *

chime in at any time ladies
5 years ago
Thoughts cuntscab?
5 years ago
I don't know. I heard that if you have piss in your bladder when you squirt, then it's mostly piss coming out...who knows, who cares?
5 years ago
Us men of science and knowledge care!
5 years ago
I'me with cunty on this one. Who cares, I find it an arousing sight, and I love to have it splashed on me. I don't care what it is.
5 years ago
The scientist in me says that I should keep testing though.
5 years ago
i had a woman cum on my hand while she was blowing me and certainly wasnt like that squirting shit. it kinda has a lubricateing feel to it just like man cum
5 years ago
the first clip here was piss. the one with the girl on a dildo with a mirror was cummy looking.
5 years ago
The music alone makes this.
5 years ago
The hategasm girl looked like a good time.
5 years ago
# 13 was totally bono...
5 years ago
holy shit that guy likes jerking off
5 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/86217/SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-BITCH the other version of this, for those doing research.
5 years ago
#13 was on it too, good job barret
5 years ago
Thanks again efukt!
5 years ago
you should probably go there....forever
5 years ago
TOTAL FUCKING FAIL, XZEKIEL

if you can't take out those credits, then wait for someone who can to post it. because...i sure did see this 2 fucking days ago. of course, i chose to wait to see if some idiot would put it up here without removing the garish ad in the front.

@jrob: every single thing on the efukt front page but one thing is already here, so it's kind of like he is already there when he is here.
5 years ago
Is that what a orgasm looks like in real life?
5 years ago
A very hefty one ... Yes.
5 years ago
Bam!!! Bam!!! Bam!!!!
5 years ago
This one had me truly laughing my ass off... Hilarious.
5 years ago
why is there no n1ggers in them
5 years ago
black people don't have orgasms. I read that in a book somewhere.
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc7mS4N2r3U
5 years ago
#6 holy fuck no thank you.
5 years ago
Yeah. That guy should have gotten up and ran.
5 years ago
seriously doubt #7 was an orgasm tribbing prolapses
5 years ago
No shit man... #6 needs a psychologist. Wonder if that's how she is every time she fucks... Jesus.
5 years ago
Fuck, just going to sub this. Anywho, number 13 is sealbasher
5 years ago
#9 I wanna fuck your vagina so hard while you're squirting. I wanna lick and kiss your arms and face too baby.
1 year ago
*13
1 year ago
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