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Cut Face

A man got in a wrestling match with his Husky …he lost.

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by thatdude420

submitted May 4th 2012

17 comments
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Cut Face
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better put some hydrogen peroxide on that
5 years ago
that shit would make it hurt more.
5 years ago
he should for sure rinse it with alcohol, then
5 years ago
apply a salt and vinegar soaked cloth
5 years ago
I prefer dissolving salt in lemon juice and pouring liberally into the wound, massaging for full effect. A nice reminder that shit could always be worse.
5 years ago
paint thinners will sort that out in an instant
5 years ago
a little acetone and a lighter would disinfect that nicely
5 years ago
i like to go straight for cauterization, all your ideas sound like they hurt
5 years ago
Cut the lose bit off feed it to the husky as a reward in a few weeks it should scab up.
5 years ago
Smear a bit of fecal matter and glass shards onto some coarse grade sandpaper and apply liberally..clear that shit right up.
5 years ago
you know when you cut yourself and that slab of skin is hanging off,you know if you dont yank it off quickly its just going to be in the way and get caught on random shit like bed sheets of inner pants pockets.Of the skin from a blister,pop and pull!

i want to yank on that slab of skin so very badly.
5 years ago
How the fuck is a slab of skin from your temple going to get caught on inner pant pockets? Also, its more of a chunk of flesh then a slab of skin..you could totally still stitch that.
5 years ago
you're a fucking nit picking noobfuck cock sucker.first of all slab of skin and chunk of flesh are the same fucking thing you cock mongrel.if anything a chunk is less accurate then slab do to the fact that its almost a filet.and the pants pocket wasn't a direct correlation between his situations and my past situations so shut your fucking noob mouth.you literal cock sucking faggot.


nothing against the gays (bono,fries.jrob,and candiru...but only on Wednesdays
5 years ago
hahaha angry
5 years ago
the "you made bro" technique...good one
5 years ago
You might want to eat a sammich before going to the hospital because this might take awhile to be seen by the doctor.
5 years ago
meh, that will heal just fine and leave a small scar, bitches dig scars
5 years ago
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