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Dik, Little Dik, and Grandpa Dik

Going to the beer store

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by toolman961

submitted May 3rd 2012

80 comments
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Dik, Little Dik, and Grandpa Dik
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comments (80)
Bono is great, discuss.
5 years ago
More like discust.
5 years ago
more like fuck off.
5 years ago
am I too quick for you boy? IS THAT PITTSBURGH AIR SLOWING YOU DOWN BOY?
5 years ago
yeah, it's so old that it's not worth wasting my breath on a wannabee gansta like yourself.
5 years ago
>typing
>wasting breath

you must be really out of shape bro.
5 years ago
My tits are big enough for you to be turned on
5 years ago
TITS OR GTFO

seriously.

pics or it doesn't count.

do it faggotron
5 years ago
Faggot want to see my tits
5 years ago
who wouldn't?

tooltits ftw
5 years ago
I'm going to bed before bonu want to fuck me.
5 years ago
pitcher or catcher?

I honestly think I'd rather be catcher because your dick is so small I wouldn't feel it.

That and I wouldn't want to go near your huge hairy shit-caked balls.
5 years ago
*unless shaved
5 years ago
These noobs have no idea.
5 years ago
Can you wait until they meet me?
5 years ago
Seriously, yak should ban me like every 3 months then let me loose on the noobs who have just started to get comfortable.
5 years ago
@ Bono: Let loose on me then faggot. :)
5 years ago
^that
5 years ago
Sinaitis, post your user pic or link me to it if it exists.
5 years ago
No Bono. I don't want to give you anymore fap material. You already have enough.
5 years ago
* jrob2020 zsnaps *
5 years ago
in the immortal words of the (hopefully) mortal whunu:

dont run ur mouth show ur pic

fucking coward. I bet you're so ugly I wouldn't even lie to girls about beating you up.
5 years ago
I'm not running my mouth. You are.
Type more Bono if that makes you feel any smarter...
5 years ago
"Bono: Let loose on me then faggot. :)"

Show your pic or quit standing up to the big dog, you scared little weeaboo.
5 years ago
Wait a sec..."the big dog"?
5 years ago
Pretty sure my dead grandmother could whip your ass.
5 years ago
You want to try your hand you uppity faggot?
5 years ago
Sit down.
5 years ago
What makes me a weeaboo and what makes you think I'm scared if I'm standing up to you?

In due time I will post a photo of myself. First though, I want to establish not being a noob anymore as I've seen a lot of noobs throwing up pictures of themselves right away.
5 years ago
You pass the test.
5 years ago
jk your gay l0l
5 years ago
shh jrob you noob!
5 years ago
*you're
5 years ago
dun talk down 2 me fagot
5 years ago
what'd i do?
5 years ago
jrob you don't get anything. you liked a post on a thread where only possum can like things.
5 years ago
-1 yr
5 years ago
ohw yeah!
5 years ago
i'll like you better in a month or so, jared
5 years ago
Anybody need while I'm up?
5 years ago
pack of smokes?
5 years ago
*a beer
5 years ago
Sorry poss I quit
5 years ago
wth poss...you mad bro?
5 years ago
i always thought i would outlive you...


* possum cries *
5 years ago
I love you man!




*no homo*
5 years ago
And you prolly will...don't think I've got much time left.
5 years ago
it's about fucking time.
5 years ago
HELL YEAH, No Time To Lose!
5 years ago
dead yet?
5 years ago
^ sociopath
5 years ago
Quit dragging it out Sporty. Kill yourself then post the vid.
5 years ago
if he's dead how can he post a vid?
5 years ago
I'm just gonna keep on dragging it out until we're into your 5th or 6th ban...just so you can't comment on it.
5 years ago
sporty will outlive most of use, its just his luck to live a long and miserable life
5 years ago
oh the humanity...
5 years ago
i said most of us cause bono will be there with you til the bitter end
5 years ago
unless toolman finds him first...
5 years ago
* Sporty cries himself to sleep *
5 years ago
thats actually a good idea. im gonna drive tool man to bakersfield and buy him a beer after words. anybody else wanna come along for the ride?
5 years ago
I say we start up a road trip fund for toolie.
5 years ago
now taking donations for gas money, see if we can make enough to swing by canada and visit CS on the way back
5 years ago
w00t...I'm in.
5 years ago
i call sloppy seconds after tool
5 years ago
Dammit...I'll have to do her up the ass then...cause I'm not taking thirds.
5 years ago
Oh look, most discussed.
5 years ago
actually, just edged out...maybe this will give it the push it needs.
5 years ago
would rather see this featured than the rubbish you subbed
5 years ago
how can anyone not love ronald mcdonald?
5 years ago
its not rubbish dont listen to him
5 years ago
he's just mad because squidley hasn't reposted anything for him to complain about yet.
5 years ago
um..there's no difference between your shit posts and squidley's both of you are shark jumping laggards ..it's a noobfest...a noobfest of shit ..you are some of that noob shit..a great deal of it
5 years ago
the truth hurts
5 years ago
would a big mac make you feel better, richard?
5 years ago
richard ? lol
5 years ago
LOL RICHARD OMG DICK RICK I GET IT
5 years ago
5 years ago
that things even got conference seating
5 years ago
the gold ol' beer store run
5 years ago
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