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Emergency Instructions

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pretty self explanatory

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by Jenbirdy

submitted May 1st 2012

19 comments
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Emergency Instructions
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Something smells fishy about this to me.
5 years ago
But I don't wear any underwear.
5 years ago
Borrow your neighbors
5 years ago
i call dibs on yours
5 years ago
Wait, shouldn't I get that option since it was her idea to me?
5 years ago
i thought i was the only one who didnt wear underwear anymore..takes too long to find the slit to pull out after i unzip my pants when i go to pee...
5 years ago
I don't wear underwear either.. in fact, I hate clothing altogether. I only put it on if I have to leave the house.
5 years ago
clothes are for chumps
5 years ago
you get CS's panties, tool
5 years ago
* xzekiel slaps dwhill with his glove *

I say I say, we shall duel sir
5 years ago
i live in an area where the homes are separated by driveways..some years ago, one night around 3a.m. when i thought everyone was asleep, i dared myself to go outside to run naked under the full moonlight once around the entire property of the house..well, i did, while laughing and thinking that i couldn't believe i was doing this..i stopped laughing when i got to the side door of the house when i realized i locked myself out..good thing i hid a key under a potted plant...
5 years ago
that was a pointless story
5 years ago
im not gonna fight over some AW's used panties. although i love sniffing dirty panties, especially when the chick doesn't know im doing it
5 years ago
* dwhill05 grins creepishly *
5 years ago
looks like you lose then
5 years ago
Nobody wins, I never wear panties either..... Unless I'm on the rag, and nobody wants that.....
5 years ago
i wouldnt say nobody...
5 years ago
I'll save them for you then
5 years ago
Sexy..
5 years ago
recover password
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