points: 29

smooth canadian

my last shop for awhile i swear

featuredshopped

by jrob2020

submitted April 24th 2012

84 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
smooth canadian
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comments (84)
I will have a bottle of mucho please, my good man......
5 years ago
it would probably be mmade from baby's tears
5 years ago
wow a hot woman, some mucho whiskey, a fat fuck, what more could a guy ask for...Think I'll start on the stash tomorrow..
5 years ago
that is one hot babe
5 years ago
orange is gonna be pissed when he sees this..
5 years ago
because of how bad it is? :(
5 years ago
so bad its good?
5 years ago
Mostly yes....
5 years ago
expert interpost^^
5 years ago
jrob, text warp is your friend.
5 years ago
thanks for the tip ill look into it next time
5 years ago
nothing in photoshop is jrobs friend yet :(
5 years ago
keyword... yet
my oster brazillian beauty i think was my best so far
5 years ago
Brazil Boys.
Oster and his lover.
5 years ago
I am to easy to shop though.
5 years ago
i had forgot about that one
5 years ago
May be a bad photoshop but its still hilarious.
5 years ago
I would say your getting better but that would be a lie
5 years ago
i will accept criticism from people who can shop but not from nonshoppers sorry
5 years ago
what about from a canadian?
5 years ago
well sure since you guys are pretty polite
5 years ago
I think it's smooooth
5 years ago
1. i cant shop, but i am allowed an opinion, fuck you
2. this is a horrible PS
3. still funny though
5 years ago
thats all that matters,when i post a shop if i get a few lulz its a success
5 years ago
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin but this new comment notification system is kickass
5 years ago
well i was kinda brainstorming how to get more active comments.. i figured this would be a good first step
5 years ago
so far so good
5 years ago
I'm afraid though, if you implement "comments to (user) posts", people will become insular.
5 years ago
j/k. I'm not really afraid.
5 years ago
...a little startled, maybe...
5 years ago
i ussually hate change but im liking this
5 years ago
alright. it terrifies me.
5 years ago
* yak dramatic prairie dogs *

5 years ago
I mean, youre gonna turn us all into fat Maury babies (TM) with hot dog fingers if we never have move around to read posts.
5 years ago
I remember Mucho back in the late 80s when we had to click "older posts" over and over and over, then scroll down just to see if someone replied to a comment.
5 years ago
And we liked it!
5 years ago
We LOVED it!
5 years ago
um as far as comments to user posts i meant more like ex:
i comment on submission
you reply to my comment
someone else replies as well
i get a notification that you and someone else replied to my comment (with link directly to it)
you get a notification that someone else replied to it
if go and reply you, and that someone else would get notifications that i replied
so on and so forth, youd be able to view all notifications from a dashboard
5 years ago
if = i go and reply
5 years ago
No hot dog fingers? =(
5 years ago
more like jumbo smokie fingers
5 years ago
but, ok...dashboard means you stay put to read though, right
5 years ago
They make jumbo? I love lil smokies. =/
5 years ago
well for more advanced notifications i think it would likely be you having to go to a 'notifications' page you wouldnt want a bunch of spam notices going down your screen 'so and so replied to you' etc would you?
5 years ago
just an idea here but like if your on facebook and you go to another tab if someone comments on something you commented on there will be a number in the tab itself,that would be pretty neat...just throwing it out there
5 years ago
yea at least they have jumbo smokies here.. they are massive..
5 years ago
I won't be happy until I have a direct neural link and can peruse Mucho Stephen Hawking-style.at 100 tps, wearing a diaper.
5 years ago
I prefer the anonymity of the comment notifications that is here currently. I'm not very keen on the idea of notifications for users who have been replied to, I like looking for replies and finding and reading new random comments unrelated to anything I've said. I think thats what makes mucho work. Just my thoughts.
5 years ago
while i agree with you somewhat, the breakneck speed of which things are being posted now has created a creep of comments, comments are being spread out over tons of more posts and so conversations are not given the proper 'seed' they did in the old version of mucho... so someone could ask a question for example, get an answer.. and never ever see that answer because of how many new posts there are a day
5 years ago
Ahh, I see what you mean. I guess I still have the choice not to use the notifications myself.
5 years ago
right.. i mean once its in place, i'll be putting things in to let people disable it and such, just because like dush at the moment, he is running the site at like 640x480, so the notification as it is for just new comments is covering up some of the text, so i would like it so people can at least disable things like that for useability, or just personal preference
these new features are more to give new people an insight into mucho and allow quicker commenting/navigation
5 years ago
^ Breakneck speed. Thanks a lot, Squidley >=/
5 years ago
drum had put up a decent idea that i had kinda thought about long ago (well... during relaunch) to maybe make it so we have some 'content' mods, where everything that gets submitted has a bit of a buffer to it, say 20 or 30min which would let the content mods... well.. flag things as reposts and shit... it would probably take about 10 people tho i think... at least...
only issue is i think people want instant satisfaction now with their submissions.. they want to see it go into new instantly
5 years ago
if they dont see it go into new I think they would keep submitting it.. you'd need something saying we have your submission now chill out and dont submit again..
5 years ago
yea like anyone not a mod would see 'your submission is under review, you will be notified when it goes up'
and have maybe a notification thing saying 'pending submissions'
5 years ago
the mucho community kinda double up as moderators themselves with the current format of the site, maybe a repost flag option is all you need and then you only need to moderate abusers of that system.
5 years ago
true,calling out reposts is pretty much a sexual experience for me
5 years ago
hahahah.. well.. i was thinking maybe a 'repost' button, if it gets enough unique people (probably pro only) it would be flagged as a repost
5 years ago
These things popping up on my screen are freakin me out myan!
5 years ago
I like the new submission one
5 years ago
it's like Mucho just went all 2012 on us
5 years ago
Hoverboards will soon be reality!
5 years ago
I don't give a shit about all that fancy stuff, I just wanna take the myspace link off my homepage.
5 years ago
what url would you like it to be urkel :(
5 years ago
scatlover.com
5 years ago
should be fixed.. you need to probably comment or something to have the cache refresh... either that or wait it out
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
Here's my wish list:
Collapse the NEW and FEATURED sections and just use ranking...by votes/comments formula. All posts start at 0, "climb the charts"...by votes, but sustained by comments. When comments fade, the post fades back down too.

I still think a mechanism for ForgivenReposts/2ndChance/ForgottenClassics needs a place here.

Is the Most Discussed section really paid attention to?
5 years ago
Yes.
5 years ago
I mean, I don't want to dig up old post-wounds, =( but is DISCUSSED and TOP necessary?
5 years ago
Maybe there could just be an opion to turn it on or off, or it could be a seperate page.
5 years ago
tldr - what up now?
5 years ago
ummm,when a comment is posted theres a little notification...instead of constantly refreshing and when a new sub is added also a notification
5 years ago
ya, i see now...what's up with the red and the white numbers?
5 years ago
thats how many comments ha

that have been posted dince your last refresh
5 years ago
you get the gist
5 years ago
well, cool - thnks yak!...

* possum ambles for a bitsy now *
5 years ago
After a bottle of that and I still won't fuck Oranje's girlfriend for him.
5 years ago
Yeah I'd have to drink it then she'd have to bottle me for that story to be told.
5 years ago
Did you use a turd for the 'stache?
5 years ago
that is tom selleck's actual stache
5 years ago
Haha i thought it was a turd too.
5 years ago
Shitstache
5 years ago
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