This is why I hate my roommate

hey squids , if i shit on your subs will you leave ?

One of many reasons...

Or until you die, so....just a few more years?

Maybe less if fries is lucky.

lol @ dush

Damn, I realized that I meant to get the shit stain on the wall in the picture too, but it got cut off. Don't ask me how he got shit on the wall, I have no clue.

I wish I knew, Yak.. My bf and I have been wondering the same thing too. We think maybe he plays with his shit. It's all very disturbing.

My guess would be surprise explosive diarrhea and he didn't quite sit down fast enough.

Yeah... that was one of our guesses too... But how does that explain the small shit stain on the outside of the bathroom door? I have not taken a picture of that to upload, but trust me.. its there and I don't know why. This happens so often in the toilet, it makes me wonder if he's got bowel disfunction or disease.It would be one thing if this was every now and then cuz the dude ate some bad mexican food, but really it's quite a bit....

Most likely got some on his clothes. That is no excuse though for being a skeevosa.

oh, is she hot?

RS is obviously a dude...

I don't think I had an av with myself in it, Yak.

And no, there's 2 toilets in the house. The other toilet is super clean, thanks to me, but he's bombed that one before too.

Because he owns the house, we don't really have a choice. We didn't know he was that disgusting when we moved in.This happens about once a week.. and he leaves it for days. I know when he has a chick coming over, because that's the day he'll actually clean it. Doesn't matter anymore after Saturday. I'm not cleaning shit in this house when we leave (literally, lol) and I'm going to upperdeck that 1/2 bath toilet.

what you wanna do, is collect a shit load of sausage, roast meat and bacon fat, then pour it into the toilet, before flushing it out of view. Repeatedly do this as often as possible, until flushing the toilet starts to fill the toilets bowl. Then, the next time he pinches of a loaf, he'll completely block the narrowed pipe, and all sorts of fun will begin.

the number,represents the number of comments made since my last refresh,yak?

if so good job

I have bitched him about before about it, sort of. Since we're only here for a few more days, it's just not worth it anymore. Not gonna say anything and just leave him fair payback for the year we've dealt with that.

I just noticed that. Very cool.

nice

hahahaha peasants

It's weird that I find rose upper decking that toilet attractive...

Dush.. maybe I'll record video of me doing said Upperdecker treatment. Then, you can fap for days on end to it.

I don't want to fap to it, just think it's badass :)

I call it fucking disgusting.

Does he drink alot of Bubweiser?

Worse, he drinks a lot of Mickeys.

And eats a lot of Pizza Hut and Carl's Jr.

I don't think the picture really captures the disgustingness of this... Or how massive it really is in comparison to the toilet.

Yea, true. When I worked at subway, we had a bar next door and drunks would come in and puke all over the toilet and floor 30 minutes before we closed. I quit. Bullshit.

That's fucked up. Fucking working in fast food or any sort of non fancy restaurant for food service.

lol

Another one always leaves a dozen ballhairs and asshairs on the ring. That can't be normal?

People suck.