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Hold Your Finger Here

Touch The Rainbow

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by thatdude420

submitted April 22nd 2012

66 comments
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Hold Your Finger Here
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Unless this is a repost, why the hell are people downvoting it? Made me laugh.
6 years ago
How dare you people have opinions that are contrary to smerf's on any subject whatsoever!
6 years ago
I only DV this because I was pushing the button with my cock
6 years ago
I don't feel anything.
6 years ago
i dont get it
5 years ago
but at least it isnt a puppy
5 years ago
yea i am with poss this is dumb
5 years ago
possum i am having trouble right now :( i gotta come with a bestman speach and i have no clue what to say.
5 years ago
i just google bestman speaches and that shit didnt help.
5 years ago
The good old 'Break down and admit that you're really in love with him' speech usually gets the crowds attention.
5 years ago
"i fucked this chick before (insert name here) did - she was pretty good"
5 years ago
lol you are not helping.
5 years ago
that was meant for jones by the way
5 years ago
asking possum for advise is like digging for treasure in a mine field
5 years ago
i cant say fuck cause there are gonna be kids there.
5 years ago
Same goes for finding the corpses around them dw.
5 years ago
i'm harmless
5 years ago
dude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9htmQU7p-CQ

you're welcome
5 years ago
Cute possum
5 years ago
*c
5 years ago
@ heather that speach might not go well with the crowd at the wedding.
5 years ago
EVERYONE loves Bill Pullman
5 years ago
well has any one on this site ever had to make a speach at a wedding? i really need help
5 years ago
Just speak from the heart. And use the word "pussy" a lot.
5 years ago
....mannnnn...you were such a pussy! I can't BELIEVE you got married....
5 years ago
or...congrats my man...dude...are you gettin' some pussy tooonight!
5 years ago
Hit on the bride that one always kills.
5 years ago
you'll be fine.
5 years ago
dude you'll be fine. buuuut if you eff up or like pass out on stage, you GOTTA sub the video
5 years ago
is it your brother, best friend.. etc?
5 years ago
It'd be pretty embarrassing if you dropped all your stolen silverware during your speech.
5 years ago
i am ashamed at all of the folks trying to offer actual constructive advice
5 years ago
its my best friend i knew this kid since i was little. i thought about getting drunk then make the speach. but i dont want to puke during the speach.
5 years ago
just get really hammered and barf on the guestbook - they dont ask you to make speeches after that
5 years ago
i might have to get a little drunk before i make the toast.
5 years ago
well anything worth doing, is worth doing drunk.
5 years ago
^this
5 years ago
i am a light weight when it comes to drinking doesnt take much to get me drunk. plus i am skinny so it hits me quick.
5 years ago
um gosh - here's a thought - maybe get baked instead of drunk?
5 years ago
they wont notice the cheetos, i promise
5 years ago
lol thought bout doing that. poss
5 years ago
but when i am drunk i dont give a fuck i will say anything.
5 years ago
say your proud, the bride looks beautiful, (even though she doesn't) they're going to have a long life, and don't lock your knees.
5 years ago
might bring up his ex girlfrienda in the speach and piss off the bride.
5 years ago
just talk about funny childhood memories, but dont bring up the times you went 'skiing in July', or use extreme profanity (i know from experience)
5 years ago
baaaaddd idear
5 years ago
@TD
5 years ago
yea the bride is pretty cute. but some times she can be a bitch.
5 years ago
protip - the term "mofo" is not a good idea if dad's paying for the wedding
5 years ago
next up - i offer Tool some advice on his stepdaughter
5 years ago
or saying this nigga alot in the speach wont be a good thing to do.
5 years ago
depends on the audience
5 years ago
fuck i got 10 days to come up with something.
5 years ago
i will be the only black person at the wedding.
5 years ago
owh boy
5 years ago
can you tap-dance?
5 years ago
shit i cant dance at all.
5 years ago
yer fucked
5 years ago
or rap and def cant sing either
5 years ago
yup i sure is possum :(
5 years ago
holy hell TD is the first negro norwegian
5 years ago
have you had mumps yet? if not - claim mumpage and stay home
5 years ago
yea and people say i sound white when i talk
5 years ago
idk thanks for the help everyone. guess i will just get kinda drunk and make something up when i make the speach.
5 years ago
we are here to help!
5 years ago
muy bien while you are high
5 years ago
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