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Jumping Spider Mating Dance

Too bad his mate is dead.

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by StigmaStyle

submitted April 19th 2012

60 comments
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this is basically the exact same as my mating dance... how weird
6 years ago
I could see how this would work on Deja.
6 years ago
chicks love spiders
6 years ago
and seizure induced dancing.
6 years ago
It's like a Ronnie James Dio "horns" thing...
6 years ago
Do your demons,do they ever let you go? When you've tried do they hide deep inside,is it someone that you know?
6 years ago
Ghb has worked better than dancing for me
6 years ago
Been watching to much star trek with that vulcon mind meld shit.
6 years ago
I'm not even clicking play...fuck yo couch nigga!!
6 years ago
but these are the cute spiders!
6 years ago
The only cute spiders are the ones under my red wings.
6 years ago
Your.......red wings?
6 years ago
* possum looks for more spider vids for sporto now *
6 years ago
have.....spiders?
6 years ago
Dammit zeke, how much have you had to drink tonight?
6 years ago
nothing.....what exactly do you mean by 'red wings'?
6 years ago
its a brand of shoe,noob
6 years ago
Boots...red wing boots.
6 years ago
I was thinking something entirely different.....whew!
6 years ago
hahahaha
6 years ago
* Sporty shakes his head *
6 years ago
Back in the day Red Wings were cheap sneakers from Payless Shoes, they must be moving up in the world. How are their boots?
6 years ago
I'm with Sporty on this one. Hope you smashed that fucker.
6 years ago
*PRO Wings. An old brand of Payless. Red Wings have been around a long time, good shoes and boots, unfortunate name.
6 years ago
Good catch IOS, I remember now. Wore my share of Pro Wings even.... bad case of senioritis must be.
6 years ago
is pro wings when you have sex with a pro user who is a chick?
6 years ago
Pro Wings made you run faster and jump higher.
6 years ago
Detroits Redwings rule
6 years ago
Sounds like one of those really old first made cars from ford.
6 years ago
sounds more like my '74 Dodge Dart in the winter
6 years ago
HAHA!
6 years ago
Now that's funny, poss.
6 years ago
fucking slant six....
6 years ago
Car is older than I'am and will probably live longer.
6 years ago
Holy shit poss...I had that exact same car! White, with blue interior and keystone mags to pull it all together.
6 years ago
mine was forest green w/white interior
6 years ago
Those slant sixes are probably still running somewhere down in South America and I need a new head for my P.O.S. 2004 Chevy Cavalier.
6 years ago
The Chrysler slant six used to be used to turn the pumps that supply skyscraper crews cement. A friend of mine told me they would run without a rebuild for over a equivalent to 500,000 miles with just basic maintenance.
6 years ago
I believe it.
6 years ago
The sound confuses me
6 years ago
To my knowledge spiders don't make any type of vocal noise, so yeah, that's kinda odd. The sound may have been from him tapping his body.
6 years ago
The sound is meant to confuse females.
6 years ago
That's how they getcha!
6 years ago
is that spider actually making those revving and clicking noises? that's pretty awesome if it wasn't edited in
also, i wanna see the rest...
6 years ago
Look up stridulation. Apparently that's what it's doing.
6 years ago
Hahahah hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

I kept hearing "you fuck me now?!?!??"
6 years ago
Fuck off ezofagolicious
6 years ago
* Jenbirdy prepares for one of ezofagotrons long winded douche replies *
6 years ago
forgive him, for he is ukrainian
6 years ago
They speak douche in the ukraine?
6 years ago
slight correction: he is a basement-dwelling middle-schooler who beleives that his internet-handle somehow = badass points
6 years ago
on that note -

* possum lances the latest and peskiest anal boil, and watches Square Pegs re-runs *
6 years ago
Is that a pube on the right?
6 years ago
no
6 years ago
Why does the video stop just as the steamy part is about to begin?
6 years ago
Come out of the crawlspace already, you dirty arachnophile!
6 years ago
First person who picks up a chick with the spider dance gets a free ounze!
6 years ago
ive raped 2 girls using the spider dance already..
6 years ago
Sealbasher should start coaching spider dance classes
6 years ago
She's going to eat him when he's done.
6 years ago
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