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Jammed Finger

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by whirlingdurbish

submitted April 18th 2012

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Jammed Finger
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fingured the wrong bitch
5 years ago
I have a sudden craving for black olives.
5 years ago
mmm, kalamata
5 years ago
at least he tried to pop the nail but obviously the blood woudn't stop
5 years ago
this seems oodly fake shouldnt there be bruising or redness around it?
5 years ago
Must have been an awfully big hammer.
5 years ago
See the hole in the fingernail? I'm guessing this is a bacterial infection resulting from that hole.
5 years ago
Serious question could you stick a leech on it...
5 years ago
Gith, when you have bad swelling under a fingernail the doctor will sometimes drill a hole to let some of the blood out. Happens to me often.
5 years ago
and you go to the doctor every time? Why couldn't you just do it yourself?
5 years ago
Because if the bone is broken you can't do it. Plus,ewwww
5 years ago
i'm going with gith's expert opinion.
5 years ago
I've drilled a hole in the fingernail before, just use a needle and roll it back and forth until you strike gold. It feels so much better. I also used plenty of electrical tape for bandaids too.
5 years ago
^tough motherfucker
5 years ago
ive drilled a hole in my fingernail too, it really does help with the pressure under the nail when you smash the fuck out of your finger. i used a really small drill bit and power drill though. i dipped the bit in alcohol first
5 years ago
pro tip : unfold a paperclip, heat the tip with a lighter and press the hot end against your fingernail. makes the perfect size hole, it is sterilized from the flame and no worries about accidentally snagging flesh with a drill bit.
5 years ago
Sorry, I was looking at this on my phone earlier. Now that I have a better look at it, it's probably just a hematoma with some broken bones.

-And yes, they do drill holes in nails to relieve pressure. But all too often it's some drunk redneck (with all due respect Toolman) that tries to do it in his garage with a dirty pocket knife. Next thing you know he's in the ER, septic as all hell, with a finger that looks like this...
5 years ago
I'm a major picker, so I've poked and proded at myself with dirty tweezers, needles, knives and razorblades many a times, and not once have I gotten an infection from it
5 years ago
scabbers, i'm sure that the list of things that have poked and prodded you could fill a book.
5 years ago
I'd like to see that list.
5 years ago
*be on it
5 years ago
-And CS, the difference between this and plucking your pretty little eyebrows is that the bacteria gets under the fingernail and festers until it gets into the blood stream and becomes a full-blown blood infection.
5 years ago
I snipped off a skin tag with some blunt scissors once. The guy screamed like a bitch.
Just kidding, I healed up nicely.
5 years ago
Festers? Is that the medical term?
5 years ago
CS...if you need any help with that poking and prodding next time just give me a shout.
5 years ago
If it's festering, make another hole with a dirty needle to release the pus, or just rip the entire nail off. No medical attention needed, and +1 team pus.
5 years ago
Sporty, didn't you hear the part about not wanting to get an infection?
5 years ago
clearly scabby is a doctor
5 years ago
I bet I could be one in a third world country
5 years ago
You can practice on me any time my dear.
5 years ago
Thanks Sporty. If you ever get a massive boil, I call dibs on that shit!
5 years ago
I've got two massive boils filled with pus for you to suck out.
5 years ago
I'm not falling for that again
5 years ago
I jammed my finger in a car door once and the pressure under my nail was so bad I used a red hot soldering iron to pop it. A geyser of blood shot out like jizz and I felt as relived.
5 years ago
we have doctors here that we can just visit :(
5 years ago
He should have just gone and seen scabbers
5 years ago
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