The fine art of Keestering

you possum are a connoisseur of keestering

Definition: bonecrusher is a large shank that is folded up into halves and tucked away for later usage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9N3tIlEJNc&feature=related

bonecrusher^

hahahahahaa jrob

there's no logic in the american prison system yak

cheeky bastard

How the fuck did you manage that?!

Long story short. I cheeked it as the police were approaching my car, and then as I was cuffed behind my back on the way to the station I could easily plug it before getting strip searched. Better to plug it than get caught with it.

yeah cops never search the trunk......ever

why would they search the trunk...

if you have warrants and or fit their definition of suspicious they will open the trunk

Well I was meeting known drug users in piece of shit car, in a place known locally as skag car park, so a trunk search was kinda inevitable for me.

So you plugged it dry? Ouch.

So if it opened you would most likely die...?

It was about the size of a zippo i guess so it wasn't a great experience. I wasn't too worried about it opening as it had many layers of cling film, plus opiates make your shit dry like deer pellets so there's no moisture issues.

Can i just point out this was quite a while ago... 2001 actually. I'm a fully functioning member of society now.

cym shartass

I had been on heroin and crack for 8 years, and had done 4 short stretches by 2001. That last time I got busted I got 6 years. I learned about computers and networking in prison and landed an IT job when I got out. Had the same job for 8 years now and the only illegal things I do are smoke weed and break the speed limit. I'm glad I got busted.

nice man.

I cut the tags from mattresses

hes a loner dottie,a rebel

its actually illegal in Canada to remove bandages in public but guess what












I do it