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america number 1

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by Sealbasher

submitted April 17th 2012

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america number 1
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This looks official.....so upvote
5 years ago
USA USA!!
5 years ago
God Bless America
5 years ago
At least we lead in both crime and prisoners....I don't see how you have one without the other.
5 years ago
Canada only placed twice? I feel shame.
5 years ago
it doesnt say if its per capita or what, by the looks of it its not so its not very surprising since canada has a fairly low population compared to other places
5 years ago
Maybe they should have included moose maulings.
5 years ago
or dope growing....
5 years ago
Rape and McDonalds. You guys sure have your priorities straight.
5 years ago
fat, gassy forced entry
5 years ago
I blame everything on the mexicans.
5 years ago
*nig nogs
5 years ago
1. Crimes, only accounts for reported crimes. I would be more worried about a crime being committed in Uganda, Kenya, Sudan ect.

2. Rape, same as above

3. China is #1

4. It's amazing what happens when your country does not ostracize you for getting a divorce. And America is actually #12 per capita.

5. A correct Statistic

6. Slovakia is #1

7. It's an American company would you expect different. If you wanna count street food as fast food, America looses that battle.

8. South Korea is #1

9. I'm with Urkel i blame the Mexicans and or Black people.
5 years ago
thx for the information Dr. durb
5 years ago
You're right about 1-5
#6--Turkmenistan is #1
#8--U.S. is #1

and well, I blame socio-economics.
5 years ago
It's called Google, we seem to have the greatest access to information ever and yet no on uses it.
5 years ago
sorry....Turkmenistan is per capita
5 years ago
As a matter of fact, for coronary heart disease per capita, U.S. is #135
5 years ago
So zeke are you also saying these stats are a load of crap?
5 years ago
That I am conky, that I am.
5 years ago
This is actually pretty sweet btw:
http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/world-health-rankings
5 years ago
fuck you zeke
5 years ago
just fuck zeke anyway
5 years ago
I'm not a tranny candi
5 years ago
yeah, cause comparing yourself to some of the worst 3rd world countries on earth somehow negates people being raped. LMAO
5 years ago
Rape per capita (2008):
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_rap_percap-crime-rapes-per-capita
Canada inb4 U.S.
5 years ago
Those stats are a bunch of shit...
5 years ago
I thought everything that ever makes it to print , is on TV or is posted on the internet automatically becomes the truth?

Keep believing everything that gets pumped into your empty heads people....
5 years ago
Australia got 4th in rape! Huzzah! its like the Olympics all over again..
5 years ago
U.S.A! Cabrones!!!
5 years ago
I know why this is but I'm not going to post it.
5 years ago
please enlighten us with your wisdom...

* conky pops popcorn *
5 years ago
squid, afeared of "posting"


:/
5 years ago
* yak dramatic possums *

5 years ago
* yak follows it up by smashing possum onto the button *

5 years ago
now what did i do?
5 years ago
*drama ensues*
5 years ago
"Galvanize" by the Chemical Bros

just sayin
5 years ago
* smerf strolls through the comment section in a speedo *
5 years ago
I love it when non-americans get all butthurt because their country sucks ass, and they make up stupid shit like this to make them feel better.
5 years ago
replace "non-americans" with "people in general", and i totally agree
5 years ago
you see a lot of canadians getting butt hurt over people poking fun at their country?
i figured we poked quite a lot of fun at our country ourself :P
5 years ago
compared to other 1st world nations, America DOES suck.
5 years ago
America, Fuck Yeah!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah.
5 years ago
Did we win? :D
5 years ago
This is just complete bullshit.
5 years ago
yes - it is...

* possum cues up an old book titlled "How To Lie With Statistics"...required reading for anyone involved in "competitive" Debate, back in the the day *
5 years ago
users online: all kinds of of old friends, and plenty of new idiots also...and yet no one comments...


honestly, i dont get it
5 years ago
wtf?
5 years ago
* possum subs music vid now (duh) *
5 years ago
What I miss?

* Jenbirdy fills in new idiot space *
5 years ago
Meh...
5 years ago
you can lead a shithorse to water but you cant make it drink
5 years ago
You can however perform fellatio on it.
5 years ago
LOL MEXICO IS SECOND IN PLASTIC SURGERY????
5 years ago
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