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bear grylls dolmio grin

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by tittyballs

submitted April 16th 2012

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bear grylls dolmio grin
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no he doesn't he goes and bangs the neighbors 20 year old daughter then comes home and kisses his wife
6 years ago
Been there, done that.
6 years ago
Ding, right there with you.
6 years ago
I've earned my redwings on more than one woman.
6 years ago
I have my red wings myself.
6 years ago
Aye, +1
6 years ago
Nasty fuckers.
6 years ago
Hey, the lady needs pleasin' too.
6 years ago
I've actually earned my black wings. Top that.
6 years ago
ive got my brownwings,fuck redwings
6 years ago
I've had a few slips of the tongue a couple of times.
6 years ago
Arse is tangy :)
6 years ago
bear grylls is a disgrace to men...les stroud would build a small cabin out of his bones.
6 years ago
fact
6 years ago
Les Stroud would butt-fuck bear but not be man enough to give him a reach-a-round
6 years ago
Ray Mears would skin them both and make a hammock from thier hides.
6 years ago
true story
6 years ago
les stroud would make a canoe oyt of ray mears entire body...using every bit...wasting nothing
6 years ago
when ray mears needs directions he calls les stroud
6 years ago
les stroud doesn"t even answer
6 years ago
les stroud"s thoughts can start a small fire
6 years ago
pretty sure les stroud can fly
6 years ago
i made up the flying part but still
6 years ago
i bet he can glide
6 years ago
Rays never even heard of Les
6 years ago
les stroud can make snowshoes out of 2 cups of rice and earwax
6 years ago
documented fact
6 years ago
Ray mears can turn his own shit into diamonds
6 years ago
Les learnt that from Ray
6 years ago
les stroud built a working snowmobile out of a a dead penguin and a can of wd 40
6 years ago
ray mears has a les stroud tattoo that les stroud himself actually tattooed on him
6 years ago
i guess we can agree that bear grylls is a pussy
6 years ago
oh definately
6 years ago
I tought all three of them everything they know.
6 years ago
fact
6 years ago
hell, I forgot more shit then all three of them put together know.
6 years ago
Pussies!
6 years ago
Dik has a boner for Les. Fries has a boner for Ray, and Toolman, well he just has a boner.
6 years ago
*presents most consistently awesome thread award*

Ray Mears can smell pussy from 8 kilometers away.
6 years ago
Now I'm horney.
6 years ago
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