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assholes at dogparks

We’re in the process of sending out 275,000 Diablo III beta invites to our opt-in testers. As it’ll take us a while to notify all the lucky invitees, we recommend heading to your Battle.net Account Management and seeing if you’ve received a Diablo III beta license. If you have, you’re good to go! Download the beta client and use your Battle.net account and password to log in once it’s installed. While you’re logged into your Account Management page though, don’t forget to create your BattleTag. You can choose this permanent account-wide nickname by clicking on the BattleTag “Create one now” link on the left side of your main Battle.net Account page. Choose wisely as there’s no current ability to change it. A BattleTag is required to play Diablo III, and so whether you get into beta or not you should pick one while you’re there. Keep in mind that with such a large amount of invites for our test hardware we fully expect a strong possibility of stress test issues, such as an inability to log in, disconnections, and potential lag/latency. We’ll also be testing our queuing system ,which you may see when attempting to enter a game. Thank you for your continued help, feedback, and patience as we approach the May 15 release.

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by glitterfartz

submitted April 15th 2012

24 comments
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lol copy paste fail preparing for massive downvotes..
1 year ago
supposed to have been some story about a dog park from 2011
1 year ago
hahahaah
1 year ago
fail fucker
1 year ago
glitterfartz, you idiot, what was the description supposed to say?
1 year ago
it was a story i found from buenos aires in 2011. Someone found the cheese with the nails in it at a park. Saw the story on a facebook post. Then my copy past function decided not to work so you got diablo 3 information instead
1 year ago
It was actually something interesting and i fucked it up.posting when hung over is bad for me. Well posting in general is bad for me
1 year ago
diablow 3 sucks less than you..and thats miles of suck
1 year ago
damn, if that picture is what i think it is...someone is pretty fucked up to leave hunks of food (cheese?) somewhere that an animal could eat it....
1 year ago
i doubt that dogs would be dumb enough to eat that shit , we had a german sheperd dog that when you put its pills insides a mars bar it could eat the mars bar and then spit out the pill
1 year ago
I'd eat the pills and leave the mars bar.
1 year ago
If the dog is stupid enough to eat the nail well ...
1 year ago
I thought chocolate fucked up dogs hearts?
1 year ago
No, it just makes their farts smell even worse.
1 year ago
Chocolate is toxic to dogs because it contains theobromine, a compound in the same family as caffeine.Dogs metabolize theobromine differently than humans.The half life of theobromine in a dogs system is aproxamatley 17.5 hours.This means that after 17 hours they have only filtered half of it out of the body,after another 17 hours they filter half of whats left and so on.It's easy to see that the theobromine stays in the dogs system for a long long time.

The amount of theobromine in chocolate varies by type.
Milk chocolate contains 44 mg per ounce.
Semisweet chocolate contains 150 mg per ounce.
Unsweetened baking chocolate contains 390 mg per ounce.

The toxic effect is calculated by the amount of theobromine,and the weight of the dog.
1 oz per pound of body wt. for milk chocolate
1 oz per 3 lbs. of body wt. for semisweet chocolate
1 oz per 9 lbs. of body wt. for unsweetened baking chocolate

So as you can see,a 50 pound dog would have to eat 50 ounces(or a little over 4 pounds) of milk chocolate for it to be considered toxic.The same dog would have to eat only 5 ounces of the baking chocolate though.Don't forget that it stays in the system a very long time though.So a non toxic dose one day, could cause death if ate again in the future..

* conky waits the the more you know link... *
1 year ago
i had a dachshund eat a big hersheys kiss and not get sick.but ive heard the toxic thing aswell
1 year ago
You are right fries the story didnt mention any dogs actualy being harmed.
1 year ago
* conky says with sarcasm *


Yeah no dog would ever be dumb enough to eat a nail covered in delicious meat... http://imgur.com/3McSx

1 year ago
^^^That's 'cos there's no chocolate in a hershey's kiss
1 year ago
If I caught someone doing that, they'd wish the police were there to help them for what I'd do to them.
1 year ago
to help them put more nails into cheese? why would they do that? Fucking police these days.
1 year ago
I prefer anti-freeze and glass ridden chunks myself.
Shame You don't get to see the end results though.
1 year ago
i got a D3 invite :D
1 year ago
I got D3 and MoP. But my betas didn't come with a free order of cheesy nails. I want my cheesy nails! D:
1 year ago
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