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Police arrest man selling freshly cut penis

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Police in Malawi have arrested a 24 year old man after he tried to sell the freshly cut penis from a 45 year old. Officers in the central Lakeshore District of Salima say they responded to a report of a man lying bleeding and unconscious next to railway tracks on Tuesday. But when the man was admitted to hospital, doctors were shocked to discover his penis was missing, local media reported. Salima police chief Foster Mangani said hours later, police were called to a local motel where the owner reported a guest had tried to sell her a penis for US$360.

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by thatdude420

submitted April 11th 2012

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Police arrest man selling freshly cut penis
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tastes like chicken
6 years ago
^would know fo sho.
6 years ago
"Yeah. I'll take a room for one night. Oh and by the way, would you like to purchase a penis?"
6 years ago
WHY in the MOTHERFUCK would you buy a bloody cut off weiner???
6 years ago
*wiener
6 years ago
Penis necklaces of course
6 years ago
tasty snack you dumb wench
6 years ago
Novelty?
6 years ago
Power amulets are made from severed penis'. Fact.
6 years ago
Always good to have an extra around when I loose mine.
6 years ago
I've never quite understood why when people go penis whacking, and leave the poor sap alive.
6 years ago
Well, why would he murder the poor guy? That'd just be sick.
6 years ago
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