points: -40

This is what happens when you have black playmates

White kids eating watermellon

cute

by Squidley

submitted April 10th 2012

114 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
This is what happens when you have black playmates
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comments (114)
cuz only blacks like watermelon....
6 years ago
I don't like them and I'me white ... sounds like proof to me.
6 years ago
Is the reason I like fried chicken and grape drank cuz I grew up around blacks?
6 years ago
I had a black guy in my class for a year, i think thats why i like chicken.
6 years ago
See, how the proof is just overwhelming !
6 years ago
Black guys over here stereotypically drink something called supermalt. It's fucking delicious!
6 years ago
thats interesting!..one day i found a blonde hair on my shirt, then all of the sudden my speech became understandable, my bank account soared but my dick got incredibly smaller!...
6 years ago
Down in this part of Texas everyone eats watermelon, hell we even have a watermelon festival, complete with a watermelon queen, watermelon crawl, and watermelon seed spitting contest-
6 years ago
blah blah blah, why do you feel the need to ruin a perfectly funny thread with your stupid story?
6 years ago
The voices tell me to.....
6 years ago
Why don't you post something, I mean like EVER and I'll ruin all the threads on it too-
6 years ago
Jenbirdy You're cool. You don't mess up anything. You do good subs and your comments are cool with most everybody in here.
6 years ago
lol yes jenbirdy you are cool.
6 years ago
Hey wait, maybe you should respect hogmasters style. It's just how he rolls man.
6 years ago
wait nvm
6 years ago
this proves fuck all
6 years ago
you can tell the one on the left is a whore
6 years ago
Gotta start them young. The younger they are, the more money they make. The older they get, the less value the vag has.
6 years ago
dik is the noobist of noobs, his long faily like body frame and girly locks proof so.
6 years ago
the more i think about the title of this the more i think this squidly noob is an idiot
6 years ago
run him off the site
6 years ago
so basically anyone or anything with a watermelon is a black joke? cant you even try?
6 years ago
well he'll have to give me a reason to run him off ..i'm a reasonable man
6 years ago
if posting stupid shit was a reason to run people off i'd run you off fries
6 years ago
*looks on in anticipation of the great battle between Gandalf and Saruman unfolding.
6 years ago
fries isn't really in my league
6 years ago
it;d be like beating up a downs kid
6 years ago
not that i have a problem with beating up downs kids
6 years ago
lol I meant with squidley, but I took a while to post the comment cos i couldn't remember saruman's name.
6 years ago
I wouldn't like to fight a downs kid, those fuckers go into a berserker rage.
6 years ago
that's a good point i could get hurt..good thinking
6 years ago
some of them look like they;re 15 seconds away from a flailing snotty rage
6 years ago
i don't want to feel their snotty rage
6 years ago
that membrane of snot that forms over the mouth like a cum bubble is like their warning signal that shit is about to go down.
6 years ago
Strikes terror into the heart of anyone who gazes upon it, like a fucking spazzy medusa
6 years ago
fighting downs kids is hard work , they dont feel pain. if you think you can run me off then have a go
6 years ago
i could if i wanted to..but i don't have a reason..i agree about retards..i;m getting the heebie jeebies just thinking about downs kids mow
6 years ago
i bet lots are named davey
6 years ago
and i just realized i know someone named that on the site ...sorry dude
6 years ago
davey the spaz wont mind
6 years ago
he wont be mad but from now on he will think i think he has the name of a downs kid
6 years ago
i am a jerk
6 years ago
I used to teach downs kids to ski. Boy o boy do I have some stories. And what MD said up there is true. If they start drooling and getting all snotty , you'd better watch out like when Randy takes his pants off.
6 years ago
*sits down for story-time with squatface
6 years ago
* RosettaStoned makes popcorn for storytime *
6 years ago
hahaha
6 years ago
Ok, a quick one cuz I'm on my phone. My first year of doing it i was told we would need a name for my clas so I decided to let them choose. They chose "goof troop" as it was a popular cartoon at the time. That year my class won the most medals at the end of the season. To this day there is a giant framed picture of them at the ski lodge in the cafeteria with a large plaque that says goof troop on it.
6 years ago
hahaha
6 years ago
I was once in a ski class named goof troop, but I'm sure it's only a coincidence..
6 years ago
Btw I'd like to have a look at that picture..
6 years ago
I'll take a picture if I ever go back to that shithole.
6 years ago
get on with it then , i want proof
6 years ago
Why? There's no cocks in the photo.
6 years ago
you'll be in it though...
6 years ago
And?
6 years ago
do i need to say more
6 years ago
OMG! Do you have an ecrush on me?
6 years ago
lol , no im saying you in a picture would make up for the lack of penis
6 years ago
im implying that you make look like one anyhoo
6 years ago
Wow. Thats not nice at all.
6 years ago
I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little hurt.
6 years ago
There is a lot of gay in this thread. I'll let you decide who is gayest though.
6 years ago
not it!
6 years ago
I want another story
6 years ago
I used to keep a bottle of visine under my hat for all the times they would get their tongues stuck to the chairlifts
6 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
6 years ago
fuckk i heard visine makes you horribly sick if you ingest it.
6 years ago
actually it can kill you
6 years ago
damn , and you use to give it to the retarted kids?
6 years ago
What can I say? I don't like retards
6 years ago
lol thats cool. you should of gave them the whole bottle fuck em
6 years ago
Uh oh cryax, my stalker is stalking you.
6 years ago
I suggested this before. There should be an infamous category. As in the worst non repost perhaps. Nobody voted this up but like some movies its so bad its classic.
6 years ago
no
6 years ago
it isn't even ironic
6 years ago
what are you?
6 years ago
from now on maybe let me do the thinking
6 years ago
Let fries do it.
6 years ago
do you just sit there for like 2 hours a day finding crap everyone saw 5 years ago every day?
6 years ago
i for one dont need to think , i already want a sorry state you are squidley
6 years ago
*know
6 years ago
still doesn't make sense, keep up the good work fries!
6 years ago
fries when you are dissing me please do it when your sober. Obviously you aren't that popular either.
6 years ago
Both you and fries are cool, but for some reason you both have a problem with eachother. I reckon it's sexual tension.
6 years ago
Yes fries wants to fuck me but I won't let him.
6 years ago
you tease.
6 years ago
Since this sub has over 60 responses I declare it a success despite the fact no one upvoted it.
6 years ago
I got your back Squidley
6 years ago
I'm cursed, reviled, dissed beyond all reason and I have no respect. What would you do without me?
6 years ago
You're ok squids, just use the search more often, you'll get used to it.
6 years ago
I love ya squidley
6 years ago
I'd love to have a beer with you,I'd just hate searching for a bar
6 years ago
A search bar?
6 years ago
huh?
6 years ago
just a pun
6 years ago
If anyone is ever in Conyers Ga you can meet ol Squidley at a bar called The Pointe which is a 122 year old two story brick building. The manager is a craft beer enthusiast and he changes stock regularly. I'm there every tuesday and Friday at around 4:00 in the afternoon.

Movies are made in Conyers and producers from places like Australia and New Zealand come in The Pointe often. Conyers is interesting in that it is one of he few towns General Sherman failed to burn down. The Pointe is by the railroad and it is in the center of several centuries old buildings.

Come see me sometime.
6 years ago
I'll be in Atlanta from the 19th till the 22nd for the ufc. Any ideas where I should go sightseeing squid?
6 years ago
Plenty to see inl Atlanta GA. Avoid underground Atlanta park and the as its a good place for a mugging. Try Grant Park Zoo and visit the cyclorama. Theres a huge acquarium but its expensive.

Conyers is 35 miles east of Atlanta if you want to meet me. The Pointe is in old town conyers and is easy to spot. I'll be there April 20th. You will probably have better things to do though.
6 years ago
If you like nice bars in Atlanta go to Manuels Tavern or the Highlander or the vortex.
6 years ago
Thanks
6 years ago
Squids is cool :)
6 years ago
I'd sink a few with squids and many of the poeple on mucho.
6 years ago
he means his penis
6 years ago
and you criticized my stereotype jew submission squid....
6 years ago
No???
6 years ago
I'm not really a racist but I do have a crude sense of humor. The jewish guy was straight out of a Hitler youth magazine. It was ok did I downvote it?
6 years ago
no, but you were telling us all that stuff about youre jewish/african/gay/whatever buddy and how awesome he is
6 years ago
Some of them are awsome some aren't worth a damn. Its the luck of the draw.
6 years ago
or, you know.. you could not subumit the ones not worth a damn and only submit ones you think are awesome...
6 years ago
oh.. i thought you were talking about your submissions :((((
MY BAD!
6 years ago
Jews I have known. Randy Jarvis--not worth a damn. Glen Sharik--not worth a damn. Gene Wilder--great guy. Mickey Garber--great guy. Milton Sturman-- super great guy. Ilana Danneman--fine lady. Janet Ekstract--super fantastic sexy jewish girl. Estelle Mendenhal--so so. Mark Dresser--super cool. Milton Sturmans very aged father. Russian ww1 --superhero. He was at Tannenburg and survived. He came to the USA got drafted and survived Chateau Thierry.

The rest of the jews I have known I can take or leave.
6 years ago
Why do I get the feeling this will be the new Stupid Pole?
6 years ago
fuck you jrob
6 years ago
pole hater
6 years ago
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