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Dear God.

Forgive me dear lord..

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by conky

submitted April 4th 2012

215 comments
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Dear God.
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im lovin' it
6 years ago
i bet the pope smells delicious
6 years ago
upvote cause being an atheist is fucking awesome.
6 years ago
I swear I capitalized Albert Einstein's name...

* conky looks around *



god are you there..
6 years ago
tags get made lowercase automatically
6 years ago
ahhhh that explains it I was scared for a minute...Thought god was messing with me..
6 years ago
lmao
6 years ago
Well, he did just answer you.
6 years ago
Einstein quote: "God does not throw dice"

...turns out he does, and he does it where you can't see him do it
6 years ago
Like a dungeon master
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
i do believe in life after death but i don't believe that a god u call father or protector will send u to burn in agony for all eternity just for makin a few mistakes in a fraction of time u call life...if anything i'd think he'd make u pay if u acted like a dick afta u were dead
6 years ago
;////////
6 years ago
you cant be a christian and not beleive in that stuff. thats called having your cake and eating it too and thats what's wrong with most people nowadays. they want the good stuff in the bible, but are too fucking entitled to believe the bad. fuck religion
6 years ago
too weak to just accept life for what it is
6 years ago
wut is the meaning of life candiru?...enlighten us wit ur wisdom
6 years ago
Did he say he was a christian?
6 years ago
i dont believe in god, because i didnt ask to be on this earth . no one did
6 years ago
shut the fuck up zeke no one asked you. and never said i was wise dumbfuck, i have no fucking clue what life is about. i do know its not about chilling in some clouds with your dead relatives for eternity
6 years ago
by shut the fuck up you mean I have a point there.......

and cryax, perhaps you did in another plane of reality, but you don't remember it.....ever considered that?
6 years ago
no its all about chillin on mucho and trolling everyone for wut little life u have left
6 years ago
I'm gonna haunt all your asses
6 years ago
zeke- granted, i made an assumption, but one based on what he said, and i feel it has validity. seeing as he did not deny it as such i believe i was correct. its a common thing amonst christians and i would think you would know that; unless you're just trolling me...
6 years ago
how do u know ur not doin it already? u could be dead right now and this is ur hell
6 years ago
the sooner the better zeke
6 years ago
NO TIME TO LOSE!
6 years ago
no get back in here candy ass
6 years ago
ur in hell
6 years ago
he's denying his existance
6 years ago
SC... you got some fucked up ass grammar kid. what age did you start selling rocks?

Also, if this is the extent of Hell's torture (Mucho)... then I gotta say, Hell is quite pleasant.
6 years ago
this is the internet...the 1 creation to demolish all correct spelling..i'd rather type as fast as i can think then worry about how the fuck the word is spelt
6 years ago
if i wanted to get graded on how i spelt i would go back to school and that my friend is true hell
6 years ago
play-on playa
6 years ago
game on!!
6 years ago
That was a whole lot of stfu's I had to deliver there. It's a losing fucking battle.
6 years ago
i'm not loosing i'm fkn drunk i can go all night
6 years ago
no you cant shithead !
6 years ago
Amen Albert! I wish I could upvote this a million times.
6 years ago
sorry for digressing, but did you ever sub a butthole pic with a sign yet?
6 years ago
possum, there are gay sites for that sort of thing...for shame.

besides, toxie is obviously a girl.
6 years ago
the only folks more boring than hard-core born-again-christians are are hard-core atheists
6 years ago
is 'boring' really the word you want to use though? annoying maybe...
6 years ago
just seen on the news these atheists at some college set up a stand for if u hand in ur bible they give u free porn
6 years ago
that's not very boring...
6 years ago
no - boring is the right word - both sides are so convinced that they are right that there is no room left for imagination
6 years ago
poss... what about the infinite unknowns throughout the universe yet to be discovered with science... no imagination, what other life-bearing planets might be like.... Vonnegut?? Tralfmadoria??... for example.....
6 years ago
atheists obviously don't have the internet
6 years ago
thats exactly wuts fkn wrong wit the world if someone believes in god then let him if some dude believes he's gay and likes it then let him its the people that say he's wrong and u should shut up r the assholes.....fk the world believe in wut u wanna belive in and shut ur fkn mouth
6 years ago
im just debating the fact that atheists are in fact the most interesting people on the planet, and not boring at all.... fuck, believe whatever.
6 years ago
i'm just thinkin - you are talking this over with a fake fucking possum and some fake fucking clown from NYC...

:)
6 years ago
possum you are not fake you are my friend... just like jesus.
6 years ago
possum u from NY?
6 years ago
whats wrong with this world is someone shoving their beliefs down someone elses throat...
i have absolutely no issue with people who want to believe in fairy tale creatures like 'god' and shit.. but when they try to tell me im wrong because i dont want to believe in fantasy thats where it gets annoying...
people can be dilluded as they want and believe in all the fake shit they want.. jsut dont annoy me
6 years ago
south dakota
6 years ago
owh god -

* possum now has a Sonseed flashback *
6 years ago
thank u yak thats all i'm tryin to say
6 years ago
By your logic SC, if someone thinks god tells him to rape his neighbour 3 year old son its ok.
6 years ago
so sayeth god
6 years ago
Fucking imbeciles.
6 years ago
they call it rituals or ceremony's mako
6 years ago
fuck... i wasn't cramming anything down anyone's throat.... just challenging one word of possums statement.... 'BORING'.... hell, i don't even think those stupid ass bible thumpers are boring.... westboro baptist church shit is some of the most entertaining shit i can think of.....
6 years ago
All it comes down to is some asshole thinks his beliefs r the right way and everyone should follow ....hence WW1 WW2 ...y can't we just have a big group hug?
6 years ago
actually- you've got a point aboot theWBC folks - they are hilarious
6 years ago
Just to wrap up this convoluted ass thread.... Kurt Vonnegut = entertaining, Ricky Gervais = entertaining, Bill Maher = entertaining, Westboro Baptist Church = entertaining. All of this is confirmed by popular demand, to not be boring.

damn you possum.....
6 years ago
its fun to make fun of religious people, its also fun to harrass people who are into politics. i have no desire to change anybodies mind i just poke at people for amusement. if everybody thought the same the world would be a boring place
6 years ago
And this very entertaining site wouldn't be as fucked up as it is.
6 years ago
atheists r nutin but college kids doin nutin but tryin to escape from the main stream and tryin to push their opinions on other people .....just shut up and let people be happy in wut they believe in ....kuz when it comes down to it ...it will be some crack head that shoots u in the face for ur wallet ...wheres ur god now?
6 years ago
lol ^ you fucking idiot.
6 years ago
when ur lookin down a barrel of a gun u think of 2 things FUCK is one the them and MOMMY is the other
6 years ago
re-read what you wrote man. Then, stfu with your god shite.
6 years ago
re-read wut i said when theres a crack head pointing a gun at u and ur alone u beg to anything anyone and any god to help u
6 years ago
okay - i gotta ask - SC, what ethnic persuasion might you be - not trolling , just curious
6 years ago
i grew up in the Bronx , New York ....a white boy in a fucked up neighborhood i've been robbed i've been arrested ...i live in the melting pot of all civilizations
6 years ago
i think you're irish
6 years ago
1rish1?
6 years ago
irish and german i'm a drunken nazi
6 years ago
evangelical facist :D
6 years ago
neither mako...just tryin to stay alive in a world of shit
6 years ago
irish-english here, an honourable nutter
6 years ago
weird - but i think at least 50% of anglo-americans have at least some irish and some german in their gene-pool


...splains a lot, dont it?
6 years ago
thats what is it SC, dont forget it.
6 years ago
just a little teenage rebellion going one here, unless you were born in 1969
6 years ago
Yeah you could say that possum...
6 years ago
* possum sighs - okay...what now, Abram? *
6 years ago
Explains why america sat back and watched england and germany fight. afraid of favouring on or the other
6 years ago
pretty much
6 years ago
in my german side of the family my great grandmother had to change her name to get into this country during the war and on my irish side of my family they've been here since the begining
6 years ago
here comes some more drunk history..... christ help us.....
6 years ago
the irish came before the indians... damn immigrants
6 years ago
I thought the irish migrated to america during the potato famine in the late 1900's
6 years ago
19th century even.
6 years ago
@makodragon, america sat back and watched the world at war because they were selling arms to both sides
6 years ago
@mako thats y they call us potato eaters and @drum ur right and we still do it till today ....but back then we still won
6 years ago
And now I hate America a little bit more.
6 years ago
Not exactly. They implemented the 'cash and carry' policy offering munitions to both sides, knowing full well that Germany didn't have a navy to 'carry' them. It was a way of helping the allies while appearing to stay impartial.
6 years ago
the irish actually came to america in 1451 BC, and became overlords of most of the native peoples until being usurped by filthy beaners in 542 AD

(it's true! - TR told me so)
6 years ago
Didn't the germans have better technology than the english?
6 years ago
hahahah
6 years ago
Leif Erickson was the first european in America
6 years ago
sounds swedish
6 years ago
yes the germans had far superior technology than any one at the time. The US stole German scientists just to compete, ala einstein
6 years ago
Irish weaponry has always been the cutting edge.. ask Mel Gibson
6 years ago
i dunno if anny of u guys tried this but if u look up ur last names its kida crazy the info u find ...from wut i found i have a swamp named after me in florida and multiple streets in Alaska and Canada
6 years ago
Hey man, there was a time when the irish were fucking hardcore.
6 years ago
they made a movie about us ...gangs of new york...the irish were the first to inhabit the east coast
6 years ago
Is your surname road?
6 years ago
my last name is basically the german 'smith' and it basically means folks
6 years ago
Whats that then? Spitz?
6 years ago
no I mean 'smith' as in it being a common german name
6 years ago
our names are so dispersed its kinda hard to find sometimes but wuts really cool is look up ur family crest
6 years ago
I thought smith was english
6 years ago
I guess it's anglo saxon
6 years ago
john smith was the dude that originated the first colony in america

smith is like a gerneral term
6 years ago
I'm kinda skeptical about that shite, that could make any shit up on the internet.
6 years ago
*they
6 years ago
yeah he was english
6 years ago
smith is english, it was a working man's title, blacksmith ironsmith etc. A commoner's name. Much like that in germany they had similar with the english word 'folks' (volk in german) and there are many variations of spelling for volk and one of which is my last name
6 years ago
i spent a good time lookin up my last name and u'd be surprised where u come from i'm tellin u look at the shields
6 years ago
volk=people
6 years ago
faulkner!
6 years ago
so what I'm trying to say is the Smith is to Britian as (my last name) is to Germany
6 years ago
SC, anyone can whack a couple of shield up on a webpage and say it a family crest associated with a name.
6 years ago
ShitCrazy gets his facts from Disney movies apparently :/
6 years ago
bro all i'm sayin look it up and find ur family crest
6 years ago
A classic Irish last name is McDrunkenFace, doing alright there shitcraver ?
6 years ago
my colors which i found is blue and gold in my family shield
6 years ago
Hey, lay off my Irish brethren motherfucker!
6 years ago
YO guys make fun all u like but i spen TIME lookin up my family and where my name comes from
6 years ago
you did kinda waste it SC :/ especially if it was all on the internet
6 years ago
Post me a decent music video and I will lay off
6 years ago
oh ho ho your cuttin deep now!
6 years ago
where you from persona~?
6 years ago
I'm guessing italian american
6 years ago
persona is a krautfag
6 years ago
wait no, he's from norway, that's why possum likes him so much or something
6 years ago
Norwegian of course ..
6 years ago
Isnt poss canadian?
6 years ago
fucking vikings, I have your blood
6 years ago
thats the fucked up thing about the english, they are made of the strongest fuckers in europe
6 years ago
sure drumrave, possum is always looking for the things he cant have.. I
6 years ago
possum is in the states
6 years ago
oh, but I see him speak french a lot
6 years ago
I know that Drum, but are much closer in your flat in england
6 years ago
is possum a bumder?
6 years ago
come on men defend ur lineage
6 years ago
rarr!
6 years ago
now thats a rumor that will stick with possum for so9me time
6 years ago
Sorry poss
6 years ago
you bumder
6 years ago
man up prove ur family worthy
6 years ago
stfu paddy hitler
6 years ago
I still don't get what drum is trying to tell us with his lastname.
BTW...Krautfag, reporting in.
6 years ago
he was probably drunk..
6 years ago
Are you people that dense? He's saying it's a common German name that means "folk." It's the equivalent of the American surname "Smith."
6 years ago
I didn't read any of all that ^ I was just assuming he was drunk, I am also guessing you're drunk..
6 years ago
I am not atm. And btw, I wasn't calling you a limey or telling you to fuck off the other day, it was @makodragon. I think you may have misinterpreted that.
6 years ago
Meh its all good I don't really take things to serious..
6 years ago
goddammit *too
6 years ago
....and it would be seriously....
6 years ago
Owh god not this again..
6 years ago
wat's a bumder?
6 years ago
oh...

:(
6 years ago
Then his lastname would be Volk. But somehow I doubt it. I'm more convenient with the thought that he's been shitfaced.
6 years ago
It's pretty close to that. I buy it.
6 years ago
Yeah, I lost a few braincells that night.
6 years ago
Dear god, I kinda got pressured into going pro. Possum If ever get to lay my hands on you, it will not be gentle touch..
6 years ago
WHOOO!

that is so fucking cool, dude!

* possum slithers *
6 years ago
seriously- good for you, persona - and no - i will never talk down to you again
6 years ago
(unless pressured into it)
6 years ago
Be assured Possum this will be a rocky road, When I pay for something my behavior will change quite drastically.
6 years ago
so, you will stop having these psychotic breaks then?
6 years ago
it will only get worse
6 years ago
I`m gonna give plantshit a run for his money
6 years ago
* yak shambles jewishly *

6 years ago
Religious arguments with the religious are futile.
6 years ago
thinking by the religious is futile
6 years ago
sorry i couldn't hold this convo i'm officially shit faced

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WbKBKima4Q

i'm layin in bed fallin asleep listening to the tru gods
6 years ago
Excuse me can I have the Ketchup with this order of fries.
6 years ago
This is cool. I'm on the verge of joining the Freedom From Religion Foundation here in Atlanta Ga.
6 years ago
Shitcrazy asked what the meaning of life is. Humans like other animals have a biological urge to continue living and thrive and reproduce. Life is merely a mass of self replicating cells which conscience life tries its best to continue doing.

This is harsh relity but its true. You die and you stay dead forever.
6 years ago
reality
6 years ago
I agree we are just another lifeform, teachers and religious people used to get mad at me when they talked about heaven. I would ask what about puppies do they go to heaven, usally they would say yes doggy heaven lol, then I'd ask how about ants, maggots, worms, bacteria. The answer was alway no, It made no sense we are all just all eating, breathing, shitting, fucking, killing entities made from the same basic dna..
6 years ago
Agnostic. Probably will be forever. Although reincarnation sounds fun.
6 years ago
Agnostic is a misnomer. You're an atheist.
6 years ago
interesting fact: gottlos is actually agnostic, not atheist
6 years ago
I used to think so, then I got learned.
6 years ago
Haha Mcdonalds hat.
6 years ago
Atheism ftw..
6 years ago


Atheist solely rely on science for an explanation of life just like how Christians rely on faith as proof and an all knowing god for guidance and forgiveness thus seeing something similar in Atheists and Christians

I do not believe in a god,nor do I label myself as an atheist I have my own personal view on it because life is too short to be thinking and acting like an atheist because in the end you end up looking like a dick when you confront those who do believe in god and end up having no friends
6 years ago
youre a moron
6 years ago
Dude, that makes atheists look bad. We're not all like that. I don't believe in god and I have christian friends. Why? Because I NEVER bring it up, to anyone. Religious arguments are retarded because religion is an unfalsifiable hypothesis. You can't prove or disprove you just gotta live. I hate stubborn/arrogant atheists just as much as fundamental christians
6 years ago
good ass point,still hate you though
6 years ago
Jrob.. I love you, can we be friends now? :(
6 years ago
One of my best friends is a priest, and I'm an atheist we get along just fine, I don't preach atheism but I don't hide it either..I guess a lot of religious people just never think about it enough to really understand the fact that your religion is basically determined by where you're born... Yet they believe so vehemently that they MUST be right...
6 years ago
this is why i avoid these religion threads ,because no matter what people believe in or dont believe in their opinion is the only valid one in there eyes
6 years ago
Exactly my thing is people should at least think about life, and what it means just don't believe everything that was written in a book thousands of years ago.
6 years ago
my thing is,live a good life try to be a good person and you will be good either way
6 years ago
my best friend is a holy roller and she knows i am an atheist. we get along just fine cause we dont talk about religion or science
6 years ago
Im sorry but if you truly believe someone u care about is going to burn on eternity and you're OK with it, you're kind of a piece of shit. Even Christians know deep down its bull shit. Actions speak louder than words
6 years ago
you don't get where I'm going at,atheist rely on science like christians rely on god for their opinions and justifications,and im saying thats that shit is bad to some extent
6 years ago
Athiests are the hipsters of religion.
6 years ago
lol urkel.. deism ftw
6 years ago
urkel ftw
6 years ago
you don't have to agree what Im saying but in my life and some of you guys, life have prolly come across dicks like this,and in Cali where I live there are people who use atheism as a way of life,to walk on people they this its being "real" to talk shit on people just because of the fact that they believe in a god,I am not of those people,im just me
6 years ago
think*
6 years ago
its just what I noticed
6 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOOB. kill yourself then you can let us know what there is. also, shut the fuck up while you're at it
6 years ago
no youre the one that doesn't get it, fucktard. saying all atheists do or die rely on science as a "believe" is as ignorant as saying all republicans are christian and all democrats are hippy fags. hell, most religious people dont even believe in god, they are just in it for the power, money, or sex with little boys
6 years ago
the point of atheist is not having to have a believe. we dont need an explanation of existence or a meaning to life because we are not insecure about ourselves or death. so gtfo with your narrow minded opinions and stfu like you were told
6 years ago
Im sorry but ogami is nowhere near coherent enough to argue with
6 years ago
Science is a method that promotes a way of thinking critically. I dont just believe there is no god, it is an informed hypothesis based on the fact that there is NO evidence for it.
6 years ago
Jrob you jew...

* conky shakes his fist *
6 years ago
Don't see any nuggets in there....
6 years ago
dig deeper
5 years ago
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