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Waterboarding fun time

In Bolivia when theres nutin to do u just grab the closest doosh and waterboard the shit outa him

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by ShitCrazy69

submitted April 2nd 2012

71 comments
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comments (71)
It's douche, not doosh. As in, your butchering of the English language makes you look like a fucktard douche.
6 years ago
its my post therefore its spelled however the fuck i want it to be spelled u doosh
6 years ago
vomit circus should be a english professor at harvard
6 years ago
Douche'
6 years ago
Touche
6 years ago
odd, i wasnt expecting this kind of waterboarding.
6 years ago
ya since when is this waterboarding?
6 years ago
Partial drowning =/= waterboarding
6 years ago
POW training, i've been through it. Later they will add snakes in that 1/2 barrel, unless they figure you are afraid of rats.
6 years ago
wow - you're quite the internet badass, arent you?
6 years ago
Is that a challenge bitch boy?
6 years ago
nope
6 years ago
They don't try to drown you during SERE training, you retard.
6 years ago
What would you know about that?
6 years ago
Quite a bit, but I'm not as desperate to be an Internet badass as you are.

Protip: Nobody gives a shit. Drop the gung-ho act.
6 years ago
You know nothing you fake worthless fuck, stolen valor type is what you are. Don't know shit other than trying to prove your something more than nothing.
6 years ago
Wow, you're a fucking idiot.
6 years ago
plus 1 team Donald
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
Yup, behind the screen a pussy would say that.
6 years ago
Come at me bro.
6 years ago
where u at , ill come at you
6 years ago
* possum yays *
6 years ago
I wish
6 years ago
All that pent-up loser neckbeard rage... it must suck to be you, shitwind.
6 years ago
Done more than you, more than you could thing of achieving , i've done. I'm better than you, your worthless family, I am God compared to you and your pathetic self.
6 years ago
I like chetwyn's "Family Guy" type cutaways. Chet, I suggest you start each comment with:

If you think THAT'S bad...
This reminds me of the time...
This is worse than that time...

And the best part is, it doesn't even have to relate to the subject or discussion at hand.
6 years ago
I would like to see the same from Squidley with Nam references.
6 years ago
You're the most amazing human being on the planet, shitwind. You can tell all of that... ALL OF THAT from just a few inane posts I've tapped out while occasionally visiting this site.

Where do I live? What do I do for a living? What's my highest level of education? Can you answer any of these? You should since you seemingly can tell that you've "Herp derp, done more than you could thing [sic] of achieving" and how my family is "worthless". What's my family name? What's my genealogical history?

Anyway, enough of that. You're a fucking idiot and I'm making myself out to be an even bigger fucking idiot the longer I bother with the likes of you.

In closing, piss off, I won't be responding to you again, shitwind.
6 years ago
Are you a juggalo chetwyn
6 years ago
Anyone who considers themself a juggalo should be proud enough to announce it.
6 years ago
Cryax i'd beat your bitch ass to death, challenge me you spic fuck, out of your league, thinking your ms-12. Pissant.
By the way, if you wanna meet, would love too, JBLM, anywhere, I would love to kill you.
6 years ago
that's not waterboarding
6 years ago
same idea i suppose
6 years ago
i do this to the wing guy if he's late
6 years ago
they cant afford running water to do real waterboarding
6 years ago
this seems waaaay worse than waterboarding
6 years ago
It really isn't. A decent swimmer can hold their breath for 4 minutes, this is just fear tanking.
6 years ago
a decent swimmer? what the christ does this have to do with swimming?
6 years ago
i think waterboarding works the same way except your on a board and the water is poured up/down your face..neither have anything to do with swimming
6 years ago
Did you not watch the video you stupid fuck?
6 years ago
i did..there was no swimming ..maybe you missed my point that a swimmers ability to hold his or her breath has nothing to do with someones head being stuck in a bucket
6 years ago
was he dressed like a swimmer or something?
6 years ago
Didnt, you say you'd been through it? Then you'd know that water pours into the nose and ears and is agonizing.
6 years ago
i wanted to see what waterboarding felt like. so i put my head underneath the bath tub sink. that shit was crazy i couldent stand no more than 5 seconds
6 years ago
This is not waterboarding you dumb fucks
6 years ago
Waterboarding it is not, dumb fucks are you. (Yoda) God you people are dumb
6 years ago
thats what i said
6 years ago
Did you just do that cryax?
6 years ago
youre not exactly smart are you
6 years ago
no i didnt just do it i did it like 2 weeks ago
6 years ago
cryax is good in my book
6 years ago
drowning has got to be one of the worst ways to die, that or burning to death
6 years ago
Bleeding out in the snow. Drowning is fast, burning is as fast as you breath in the fire. (both ways are fast). Bleeding out in the snow...bad stuff.
6 years ago
try listening to noobs flex...

* possum shudders *
6 years ago
Pathetic
6 years ago
i agree
6 years ago
freezing to death is one of the best ways to die, you hallucinate before you go. So you start having warm memories and shit. At least that's what i was told when I read the book 'the giver'
6 years ago
To Build A Fire
6 years ago
Dieing of some types of terminal disease is probably the worst.
5 years ago
You guys just don't understand, if you get shot/stabbed in the cold, you can not bleed out, it takes hours and hours to die, every second in misery. Your body freezes beneath you, your blood congeals, and barely drops out of you, even though you are mortally wounded. You just lay there freezing, and dying. Your job is to survive, to continue on, to fight, but, in this case, i't impossible.
6 years ago
Reply failure.
6 years ago
im not gonna read all that but im sure it has something to do with being in the army
6 years ago
not so much, just wanted you fags to see it
6 years ago
fuck you sergeant spew
6 years ago
how long do you suffer if you get shot in the head in the cold? 15 - 20 minutes ?
6 years ago
about an hour or so cause like it's cold and stuff
6 years ago
Depends, MuchoSucko fucktards, hours, as they have no grey matter to lose. Regular person, instant =/

btw Sergeant, capitalized
6 years ago
i would swim away
problem solved
6 years ago
yeah, dolphin stroke.
6 years ago
nice
6 years ago
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