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suicide for dummies

if you need a chart......................

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by white-devil

submitted April 1st 2012

28 comments
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suicide for dummies
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How is suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning agonising?
5 years ago
I had the exact same question ...
5 years ago
gives you a headache before you pass out and die.
5 years ago
because you suffocate and suffocation is one of the worst ways to die
5 years ago
Its not an obstruction of air though. You're just deficient of oxygen, and will just pass out as you might if you experience a drop in blood pressure. Which I did the other day.
5 years ago
and it takes 18 minutes to drown.........
this is spot on
5 years ago
they left out punching yourself to death(the dushanmandik method)
5 years ago
what about wanking suicide
5 years ago
handgun to chest? who is going to shoot themselves in the fucking chest with a gun to kill themselves...
5 years ago
they forgot 'muchosucko tinychat'
way more painful than any of them.... death by boredom
5 years ago
i just figured that fell under "using comic sans"
5 years ago
Not if you have movies. Kung fu Movies to be exact.
5 years ago
the only thing i can think of more boring than sitting on a computer watching youtube videos on tinychat would be to actually be doing that...
5 years ago
I can think of a few, Talking religion with a bunch of half wits. Talking to dik at all. Asking fluffer why rom is not here. Do I go on?
5 years ago
yes go on oster
5 years ago
Anything this ^ guy/girl says. Some what of a leach. Then again watching Drum and Dush argue over who is fatter is a great event to kill time, but It is not worth seeing rootbeer vagina again.
5 years ago
oster you should hang out
5 years ago
You should just hang.
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
you took the pun out of my joke , that was going to be my line oster . well you beat me to the punch
5 years ago
You had a joke?
5 years ago
The fuck is rootbeer vagina? And Jasper is fatter than anyone.
5 years ago
wouldn't "common sense" tell you that it is rootbeer that has been in a vagina?
5 years ago
It depends how you kill yourself in the train part
5 years ago
how you position yourself *
5 years ago
Florida supreme court would definitely argue with you over that agony level of electrocution.
5 years ago
What's with the duration? Is that saying it would take almost two minutes to die from a shotgun to the head?
5 years ago
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