points: 39

Alpha Male Index

What's yours?

featuredwin

by Ancoron

submitted March 30th 2012

296 comments
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Alpha Male Index
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0,57
5 years ago
I lied.
5 years ago
Mines not that high. 0.11. I normally get to 3rd base then fuck up somehow.
5 years ago
Seriously, I'm at 2,91. Which is not that bad after all.
5 years ago
No way man.
5 years ago
Come on. I`m 35 years old. Do the maths. Not too bad I say.
5 years ago
Long time relationships for sure ruined the score.
5 years ago
your god damn right
5 years ago
so you knobbed 102 chicks?
5 years ago
Well this Guy is obviously just full of shit
5 years ago
i think he just doesn't know how to use decimals
5 years ago
27/35= .77
Im sure i forgot a few from really drunken nights, and 3somes should carry extra credit...
definitely long term relationships dragged down my # considering 13 years in LTRs.
5 years ago
43 / 34 = 1.26 not all of them were pretty or skinny though.
if your just counting the pretty / skinny ones than it would be about
.35
5 years ago
crash, hookers dont count.
5 years ago
in fact, i think they get neg points...
"i'm so alpha that i pay women to fuck me"

?
5 years ago
29/27 = 1.07 college is a helluva thing
5 years ago
I'm just going to keep my mouth shut.
5 years ago
i can still see your tongue
5 years ago
2.111 repeating (38/18).
5 years ago
yak i have never been with a hooker or a prostitute
5 years ago
33/26.. 1.27 not bad for a fat kid
5 years ago
Shut the fuck up new fat kid!
5 years ago
1.114
5 years ago
Good score.
5 years ago
Rohypnol ftw
5 years ago
Kidding
5 years ago
Seriously though, if I hadn't bartended at a strip club to pay for college my score would have been pathetic.
5 years ago
19/28 = 0.679
5 years ago
I admit, 2/5ths were fat, 2/5 had average chicks w/ daddy issues, 1/5 hot chicks, I was the drunken mistake from the night before.
5 years ago
It's not about the quality in this thread. Not at all. But nice score anyway.
5 years ago
being a drunken mistake is the best way to go, you never get calls later
5 years ago
very true sir
5 years ago
3/22=0.1363 :(
5 years ago
when you hit 30 and after the amount of girls would decrease dramatically
5 years ago
Totally disagree. I've bagged way more since I turned 30 (I'm 34). I attribute this partially to no LTR's in my 30's, partially to the relative easiness of bagging girls in their late 20's and 30's over girls in their teens and early 20's and partially to moving to southern California where chicks are just sluttier in general. My score is around 1.9-2.1...
5 years ago
1
5 years ago
* dwhill05 faps *
5 years ago
you slut cunt
5 years ago
That's my girl^^
5 years ago
That's Alpha slut to you, cryax
5 years ago
how old are you cunts ?
5 years ago
6

=P
5 years ago
;)
5 years ago
haha
5 years ago
does jacking off into a sock with a girls face drawn on it count?
5 years ago
No!
5 years ago
its gotta count for at least a fraction, either that or give me extra points for putting up with crazy bitches long enough to get some
5 years ago
It's just a simple equation. It's not like top notch bitches count double or something.
5 years ago
I read in Cosmo (don't judge me) the more monotone a mans voice is, the more women he's been with..
5 years ago
yea i heard that too.
5 years ago
It's like the same as with a war veteran. He has seen so much shit that he doesn't raise his voice for nothing. Seems legit.
5 years ago
I'm judging cryax
5 years ago
well i heard it on howard stern.
5 years ago
wow that must mean i've been with way more chicks than i remember.
5 years ago
You ruined it, yak. I always pictured you to have a high pitched squeely voice
5 years ago
oh.. i have a high pitched voice, but its monotone... like stewart from mad tv
noooooooooooooooooooOOOoooooooo
5 years ago
yak sounds exactly like nascar driver jimmie johnson: FACT

monotone and all
5 years ago
im guessing thats an insult... i just dont know for sure... so im gunna take it as one :(
5 years ago
no insult, just an observation. britt and mako agreed with me
5 years ago
ben stein must get a lot of pussy
5 years ago
hahaha
5 years ago
I've heard that women tend to prefer deeper voices.
5 years ago
I don't keep count... But I can count times I fap, I'm probably over 9000 thousand!
5 years ago
I fucking hate you Mamer
5 years ago
/b-tard
5 years ago
1.03 not sure if thats good or not
5 years ago
ohw i missed you too cryax
5 years ago
It would only be true if you were just born. And slipping out of your mama's cunt doesn't count.
5 years ago
33/32
5 years ago
ive had a lot of drunken one night stands with bar skanks :(
5 years ago
one of those is his fleshlight named zeke
5 years ago
bwahahahahahahha
5 years ago
i hope zeke didnt kill hisself,that would make it pretty akward to masturbate
5 years ago
wouldn't bother me any
5 years ago
just use your tears as lube, sorrow always helps me get off anyway
5 years ago
dividing by 0 does not work.....
5 years ago
division of any number but 0 by 0 is undefined. division of 0 by 0 is indeterminate.
5 years ago
do corpses and or animals count...... a friend asked me to ask
5 years ago
if corpses dont count and socks then my number falls below 0.09
5 years ago
Corpses: Yes! Animals: No! The clue is in the title. Nobody is asking if the girls were dead or alive.
5 years ago
oh.. then 8
5 years ago
well in that case im easily over a 1.0
5 years ago
Oh no! My age and my 20 years with my wife are killing me.

0.22

However, if I take away the wife I'm like a 0.65
5 years ago
20 years? Wow, good job
5 years ago
hes a better man than me, i managed 7 but she was a cheating psycho at the end
5 years ago
Kirk's a better man than most, but not because he's able to tolerate the same woman for 20 years.
5 years ago
How many brownie points do I get for that one?
5 years ago
+3 for you
-1 for swill....just because.
5 years ago
i see how it is
5 years ago
i guess maybe im the only one who thinks sleeping around with tons of people is disgusting :p
5 years ago
I agree with you. If I could go back i would have done things differently. I don't ever talk about past flings with my gf as it makes me feel guilty.
5 years ago
this should be called the man whore index
5 years ago
thats kinda my point dw.. its not really hard to find chicks to sleep with no matter how good or bad looking you are...
5 years ago
a ratio of woman youve had unwilling sex with would be much more impressive
5 years ago
And even more muchoworthy. Yeah, I'll give you that.
5 years ago
we just said animals dont count
5 years ago
ohhh shit well, its still a 1.10
5 years ago
that was how i felt like when i said my comment
5 years ago
Fat Mexican counts don't count. No one wants them
5 years ago
It's quite simple. The older you get, the more you have to fuck to stay in the Top Ten.
5 years ago
Bitcho is a -38

Men and donkeys are negative points.
5 years ago
men: -1
things with 4 legs: -2
5 years ago
No way. That would mean that bestiality is punished harder than being gay. On the other hand...you can get banned for bestiality here but not for being gay as I observe now and then, so you might be right in the end.
5 years ago
Erh way to low to post here.
5 years ago
0.0000001 ?
5 years ago
I'me not that old ...
5 years ago
cryass isnt good with math, thats why he this fucking a dog gives him a ratio over 1
5 years ago
lol @ dwhill. god your so funny
5 years ago
I guess alimony with 3 kids is just to much of a risk for a fuck. Now if the count would be age/times had sex with female, my score would be acceptable. Shouldn't there be a bonus for threesomes or having sex with multiple woman at the same time ? Just asking, some people might just be able to boost their score.
5 years ago
having to pay child support does take all the fun out of it
5 years ago
0.78
5 years ago
if i had done this same test 20 years ago i'd have been a 1.4. getting old sucks!
5 years ago
.184

:(
5 years ago
looks like you need to beef up your game at the AA meetings
5 years ago
do i get bonus points for the dead ones?
5 years ago
Dead are +2
5 years ago
* possum flexes *
5 years ago
Stop! Every cunt counts equal. It's my post, so I make the rules. Stop cheating, will ya?
5 years ago
we'll change the rules around how we see fit and youll like it!
5 years ago
Well...what the fuck did I expect...
5 years ago
41/22=1.86 yeah I'm a man whore
5 years ago
your fucking awesome ! how can i be like you?
5 years ago
it's to late my friend more then half of them a banged in high school
5 years ago
So much grammar nazi needed
3 years ago
Why is no one saying anything about the banging twins. I want the left one first then the right one then the left one again. Rinse repeat until dick falls off.
5 years ago
bagging twins at the same time or achieving a mother daughter combo counts as 3, all other groups are at face value
5 years ago
Mother/Daughter should count for way more than 3!
5 years ago
alright, double face value then
5 years ago
I knew a guy that did the mother daughter thing. He lived with both of them, banging both, sometimes together ... And they weren't to shabby neither.
5 years ago
sounds like a dream, must have been a catch there somewhere
5 years ago
Probably, friend of a friend, seen him a few times, and seen him with both women. I guess the biggest catch was living in with them. Their house, their rules I suppose. Wouldn't know if he still lives with them.
5 years ago
ok so what if you sacked a mother and daughter but the mother was already a grandmother? bonus?
5 years ago
Only if the grandchild is at least watching.
5 years ago
0.12

I got married young.
5 years ago
we all make mistakes
5 years ago
Knowing that I get laid more frequently than my single friends makes it all worth it.
5 years ago
Same here. My wife is into enough kinky stuff to keep me satisfied too.
5 years ago
does finger-banging in a nightclub count
5 years ago
only if you dont count double for the dead one
5 years ago
and not if it's you getting finger banged fries
5 years ago
shit either way....
5 years ago
.029

* Einrednatreb waits for Kirks comment *
5 years ago
Wow even I do better then that ...
5 years ago
1/34. My wife was my first and she keeps me more than happy. We have been together for 17 years. I am alpha male of my house and that's all that matters.
5 years ago
I have 1 Ex and I am 4 years older then you ...
5 years ago
Congrats?
5 years ago
well..... : )
5 years ago
0.14 :(
5 years ago
.32
5 years ago
...the crippled guy has gotten laid more than some of you...
5 years ago
in case you bitches didn't realize it, an alpha male can't possibly remember all the tail he gets.
5 years ago
well yea that is true , so what is your score then?
5 years ago
I only used the ones I remembered
5 years ago
and I don't remember 2001
5 years ago
tr_willk can count all of them on one cock
5 years ago
tr_willk > 1
5 years ago
i wonder how much ron jeremys is
5 years ago
he's old, then again he has banged incredible amounts of pussy ... the man is a living legend.
5 years ago
59 years old
Estimated 4000-5000 women

67.80-84.75
5 years ago
That and he has a brand of excellent rum !
5 years ago
.72
5 years ago
:(
5 years ago
lol this aint pathetic at all, even lees pathetic is the guys braggin about this crap lol
5 years ago
0.1388888
5 years ago
Hookers do count half, right?
5 years ago
What the fuck you mean half? Are you stupid? Pussy is pussy. Greatest difference is hookers always act like they wanna be there, they never bitch, complain, or argue, and then they LEAVE! How is that worth half of some skanky, drunk,club bitch who passes out on your couch and then pukes on you carpet and in your car when you take her back to the club for her car. I say hookers are the smart move. :)
5 years ago
yeah
3 years ago
74 women, 34 yrs old... 2.176 not too shabby
yes, I am a manwhore. blame it on the fact that I was a dj from 19-26.
5 years ago
0 :(
5 years ago
cool halo bro
5 years ago
Can we talk about the fine ass blue-eyed brunette twins for a second??
5 years ago
They look delicious, though maybe too young.
5 years ago
So Gene Simmons is sitting at about 79... apparently he's fucked almost 5000..
5 years ago
Wilt the Stilt finished at 317.460
5 years ago
27/24 = 1.125
5 years ago
.04
5 years ago
wait, what?
5 years ago
I'm guessing you rounded down, or you're saying your first and only time was with a midget.
5 years ago
drums keeps saying he's a virgin, 'cept for the qua-potential prostitutes - what up?
5 years ago
I'm not a virgin
5 years ago
*sigh - i thought you said you were a few months back
5 years ago
Somewhere between 3.0 and 4.0. Only about 10 of them were really hot, but only 3 were disgusting (that I can remember). I'm 47.
5 years ago
3.5
5 years ago
what an avatar!

no wonder you have 3.5
5 years ago
The whole point of being alpha male is to reproduce. Wouldn't the number of your own offspring be needed in that equation?
Should be something like (number of offspring/number of sexual partners) X age = AMI
5 years ago
No. It is evident that in a group of apes the most offspring is not produced by the alpha male. The smarter but weaker reproduce more with alot of effort while the boss can simply fuck any female he likes but after a while gets tired of it or is busy, protecting the territory and shit.
5 years ago
1.666
No joke
4 years ago
55?
4 years ago
55/33
4 years ago
you are 55? fuck...
4 years ago
* loslobos rolls eyes *
4 years ago
:D:D :D
4 years ago
This is alpha male index.
Not alpha female index :(
4 years ago
well it proves what a dirty whore she is
4 years ago
and what does your avatar prove seal? how much you like buff men with six packs?
4 years ago
its a selfpic
4 years ago
Is that a # of men or women los?

Or just a combbbbbo
4 years ago
That's excluding the females
4 years ago
I forgot how many women I've had sex with
4 years ago
It's double figures though
4 years ago
Quit staling and add the numbers
4 years ago
I'm a modest lover
4 years ago
… of men
4 years ago
Do they still count ?
4 years ago
Not when you're only receiving.
4 years ago
245/27=9,074074
4 years ago
Obviously a lie^
4 years ago
Well it proves what a whore he is
4 years ago
what a precise number...how does sealbasher keep track?
4 years ago
i write every whore done in a notebook and rate them from 1 to 10
4 years ago
So Seal is 245 years old? What a godbaw liar!
4 years ago
do you color in little hearts on a scale of ten?
4 years ago
no, i masturbate on the site
4 years ago
dush leave the math to the grownups
4 years ago
I read the math wrong :(
4 years ago






4 years ago
0.214 lol
4 years ago
≈ .45
4 years ago
≈ .75 if we're counting bj's

(received not given)
4 years ago
3.33
4 years ago
you're like 40........
4 years ago
30
4 years ago
so 99?
yeah whatever guy
4 years ago
zeke
<3
4 years ago
yak
</3
4 years ago
i'm still completely lost on adium :/
4 years ago
if it makes you feel any better im going to sleep
4 years ago
it does
4 years ago
* yak floats *

4 years ago
i gotta sober up and get some shit done :(
4 years ago
how is a hundred hunnies hard to believe?

let's say he's been fucking since he was 20, and he's 30 now....that's 120 months of sex...that's just one luscious lady every lunar cycle...easy enough to believe (even if he is really black)
4 years ago
I've been fucking since I was 15
4 years ago
that makes it even more realistic.
4 years ago
and not all of them I'd call hunnies
4 years ago
it's not hard to believe.....other than the fact that it's on the internet.....and it's this guy
4 years ago
the problem with that theory, zekebro, is that any idiot can get on the internet now...the internet comes with your phone, just a tap away.
4 years ago
i'm well aware tr
hell you've been here for months
4 years ago
zekes an idiot
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
that's right, zeke...as we've just learned from the math lesson, the number of months is 84.
4 years ago
I think your abacus may be broken
4 years ago
the problem here, junior, is that you're holding "TheAnimal" to the same "high" standards you hold yourself...maybe he doesn't have a problem going and seducing some strange at a local dispensary of distilled spirits.
4 years ago
maybe he'll try to seduce any fat mexican maid with a fivehead he sees....
4 years ago
jel
4 years ago
so jel...
4 years ago
you'll find someone someday, zekebro...you'll give up drinking, meet the woman of your dreams, fall in love, get married, and drop dead of liver failure just in time for your life insurance to kick in and her to get that payola.
4 years ago
not that you'd be able to get life insurance.
4 years ago
yeah because life insurance is so unattainable.....
4 years ago
for you, homie.
4 years ago
I have life insurance......
4 years ago
do they know about your regular alcohol abuse?
4 years ago
not the issue
4 years ago
so, you have insurance that won't pay out...great.
4 years ago
kinda odd that you care enough to have it.
4 years ago
it covers terminal illness....like cancer
4 years ago
if I get the AIDS it'll cover treatment
4 years ago
Wierd...3.14141414141414
4 years ago
i liek pie
4 years ago
that would be 3.14159265358979
4 years ago
Hi Wizard, i see you haven't left us yet.
4 years ago
did i say pi?

no, i did not
4 years ago
no but you also said liek so I figured you're pretty fucked up right now
4 years ago
* possum naps *
4 years ago
* MetalFace π's *
4 years ago
I don't even like pie
4 years ago
or math
4 years ago
Cooked fruit is disgusting.
4 years ago
Did you get your package MetalFace?
4 years ago
and pie crust is just so dry and bland
it needs to be saturated with ice cream to not throw it in the garbage
4 years ago
Not yet sir.
4 years ago
Fucking Maggot post office, they told me it would be there on monday.
4 years ago
No worries man. I'm way to focused on court friday to care.
4 years ago
Btw, your lucky I didn't do what I was going to do..
4 years ago
I was going to rig the box so A stink bomb went off when you opened it but I was nice and didn't.
4 years ago
Court? what did you do?
4 years ago
Crime.
4 years ago
You never ask what did you do. It's what are you accused of?
4 years ago
Fighting with Jerkstore for the rights to their captain america bong
4 years ago
Point taken Zeke.
4 years ago
0
4 years ago
Still here barret. Just have allot of work.
4 years ago
are you female or gay?
4 years ago
it's gotta be one or the other
4 years ago
I'm a lesbian. I also have a pen is so there...
4 years ago
amateurs
4 years ago
BJ's for teeners don't count
3 years ago
from*
3 years ago
^not familiar with the lingo
3 years ago
Math is for people who don't get laid
3 years ago
Meth is for people that don't get Math
3 years ago
no one laughed..
3 years ago
Laughs are for people who don't visit this site.
3 years ago
Oh, come on! Three weeks ago those comments? Get over it, that shit is over 2 years old, even I don't remember why I've uploaded it in the first place.
3 years ago
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