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Once apon a time

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by ShitCrazy69

submitted March 29th 2012

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Once apon a time
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Toolman's Wet Dream
6 years ago
every man's wet dream
6 years ago
If I had a time machine and could bring back one thing back with me, it would be this story.
6 years ago
the other day I asked myself what is wrong with me I'm almost 22 and most of my friends from high school are married, have kids or having them now are they all seemed happy. Myself on the other hand Im single and make 60K a year and almost no bills because I have a roommate, I have no family that lives in my state and I dream of starting a family wtf is wrong with me?
6 years ago
you are a fag
6 years ago
22 and wanting a family and kids?....ur either from the deep south or black/hispanic
6 years ago
Dude, you're over thinking it...... Or you look like Quasimodo..... Or you're the gay....
6 years ago
I know once I knock a chick up I cant go back to my carefree party lifestyle
6 years ago
Adopt a fiftenn year old kid put him or her through college and then kick them out of the house.
6 years ago
Its just natural to want to settle down and start a family eventually.

But dude... You're 22. Go fucking party like a rock star. I didn't even THINK of settling down til the late 20's.

And all these haters just married dumb bitches. Don't marry a dumb bitch, and you'll be fine.
6 years ago
Party like a rock star dude..Life is short..if you plan on getting married, have your attorney prepare a prenup..then you will be set..
6 years ago
Also, when you're 26 all those friends will be getting divorced and be miserable and start to look ten years older than you. I watched it happen to most of my high school buddies. No reason to have kids before you're 40. We're men goddamit!
6 years ago
My husband is 15 years older than me, and he says don't get married until you're 30, he proposed when he was 34, he was previously divorced-
6 years ago
im not the gay born and raised in texas
6 years ago
same thing
6 years ago
(sorry man - it's just that, well, the reply fail and stuff)
6 years ago
only steers and queers come from texas
6 years ago
hey now
6 years ago
Ha, I had this set as the desktop image for the shoppe computer at my old job. Boss fucking loved it because it described him perfectly.
6 years ago
That is one of the best stories I ever heard, I wil post it on facebook..Thanks..
6 years ago
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