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London cops r pussies

This pitbull attacked a cop and all this boys ran away leaving him alone screaming help ...great system they got over there

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by ShitCrazy69

submitted March 24th 2012

53 comments
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yak and jrob this 1 is for u ....downloadhelper is the shit
6 years ago
yay SC
6 years ago
Is there something like the downloadhelper for Chrome, too?
6 years ago
Hahahaha, you gotta be fuckin kidding me!
6 years ago
And now for something, completely different...
http://muchosucko.com/7893/Cop-tasers-attacking-dog
6 years ago
^ USA 1 London 0
6 years ago
The London cop had no weapons to defend himself like the american cop did. English police should be allowed to carry guns and tasers.
6 years ago
I thought they carried billy club?
6 years ago
They're renowned for their truncheons, did they take those away from them too?
6 years ago
people living here will think nothing of claiming compensation in cases like this. im guess that if the policeman gets more injurys he'll claim more money
6 years ago
squidley is dumb... British police are allowed to carry tasers and guns. they just dont as standard equipement
6 years ago
you're right fries but lay off of squidley mate. He's just speaking his mind like everyone else.
6 years ago
I like how that idiot compares a country and a city, USA vs London...
6 years ago
you mean......................... london ISNT a country??
oh sweet jebus how the education system has failed me
6 years ago
leave squids alone! hes having an old timer rage, UNLEASH THE SQUIDS!!!!
6 years ago
Squid only commented once on this topic by now. So he doesn't give a shit about you whiteknighting without any reason. But well done. I'm proud of you. Faggots.
6 years ago
squid does not need (nor deserve) WhiteKnighting...
6 years ago
Eh, fuck you, I dont expect any sort of reward. It's just fucking pedantry.
6 years ago
*haha :)
6 years ago
This is one reason police need guns. Why didn't those other dudes stomp the shit out of that dog? One of my friends was attacked by a pit and two people came to help him and one of them jumped directly on it's back and broke it's back.
6 years ago
stool bory cro.
6 years ago
brule story crow
6 years ago
made-up story, bro...
only thing if you`re in it (dog fight - even pitbulls) --- > go 4 the eyes...
6 years ago
Beardick come back and say some more cool stories !! :((
1 year ago
kick it in the fucking testicles
6 years ago
Id tear the fuckers throat out, then move on the rest of the fucking onlookers.
6 years ago
I'm afraid that this is simply the way life is in england now. Probably not only england, but never the less. Forget the other copper who jumps on a ledge. What man would just stand there saying "Oi mete" like its some magic fucking word to make everything ok? That's why I moved the fuck out of london. Next stop, outside of england.
6 years ago
i hear Tajikistan is lovely in the spring
6 years ago
Fuck dry land, Im hitting the seas dead or alive.
6 years ago
just a punch in the nose and he is K.O.
6 years ago
Maybe if he attacked the fucking dog instead of standing there screaming like a bitch, he might not have such a fucked up arm afterwards. Fucking pussy.
6 years ago
Dont know if its true, buck i'd heard that if you yank a dogs tail, It'll yelp and let go. Anyone up for proving it right?
6 years ago
buck... I'm leaving that one in there.
6 years ago
I heard you can break their ribcage if you grab their front legs and pull them apart
6 years ago
all false..
but if a dog *is* biting you, you can take your finger and press it right through its eyeball and generally it will let go.

another way to get it to let go is to take any free hand and jam it into its throat and choke it..

one final way is if you have both hands you can usually take each hand and grab the top and bottom of its jaws and tear them upwards and side to side, (a friend of mines dad did this when his kid got attacked by a dog, the dog backed off after we all heard this big "snap")
6 years ago
scab youve never seen a dog lay spread eagle with its front and back legs?
tons of dogs do that... just to relax.. it looks so weird
6 years ago
*sexy
6 years ago
a former dog trainer recommended jamming your hand down the dogs throat. i'm not sure if that's what yak means, or if the suggestion is to choke the dog the way you'd choke a person with two hands....
6 years ago
If you can, its a good idea cos, you'll suffocate it. Its about eliminating the threat.
6 years ago
What I heard was to jam your fingers under the dog's tongue. It's apparently very sensitive there and the dog with let go.
6 years ago
If you're getting bit by a really strong dog say a pitbull, well you're not going to get its mouth open, you're not going to break its jaws, and you're not going to be able to hurt it with punches or choke it out, you're only real hope is to tear its eyes out or possibly rip its testicals off..That being said i know a girl who trains schutzhund dogs. Basically you will be bit so hard you kind of go into shock and forget what to do.. A 70 lb German Shepherd can take down almost anybody and incapacitate them..
6 years ago
you cant choke them out why?
6 years ago
Goodbye england. you once were loved. At the moment im just draining your filthy whore vag for all I can get. The bye-byes
6 years ago
*then
6 years ago
I put my dog down today. She quit eating, she through up everything she drank, started falling over like me when I'm drunk, like now, pissed herself while lieing down, and her breathing became very sporatic. I'm going to post my picture of of my baby that deja wouldn't post the minute that i'm sober so don't wait up.
6 years ago
Sorry man. My grandma just put hers down last week.
6 years ago
Can't wait for Tuesday when the surgeon tells us what to expect next.
6 years ago
: (
6 years ago
Sorry about your dog at least it doesn't have to suffer anymore..
6 years ago
I'm not affraid to say that it doesn't still hurt
6 years ago
God bless ya tools, you and all good men.
6 years ago
Aye. You did it the right way, toolman, fair enough, the only way I can imagine. Maybe it cheers you up a bit to know that a sick fuckhead in Germany was lighting a candle for your dog and best friend.
6 years ago
the more i wath this the more i rage
6 years ago
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