points: 17

future porn stars of america

Lifetime, the TV network that "celebrates, entertains, and supports women," has finally pushed its schadenfreude reality programming too far. After airing an extraordinarily child-sexualizing of Dance Moms once, the network pulled the episode from rotation and scrubbed it from the internet. The episode in question? "Topless Showgirls," in which a troop of 8- to 13-year-old girls simulate toplessness and perform a burlesque. The episode aired once two weeks ago. A Lifetime spokesperson confirms that, after airing the episode, the network decided never to air it again in reruns and never to make it available on iTunes, Amazon, or MyLifetime.com.

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by jrob2020

submitted March 23rd 2012

392 comments
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comments (392)
And not a single mom said no,not my daughter.
5 years ago
This is why i like young girls younger than me since im 13 and also i like older women lol.
3 years ago
Hi aka!
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Fat ugly bitch making a bunch of skinny girls dance like sluts.. seems about right..
5 years ago
oh, no... and their number was #69??
5 years ago
hahahahaha. that's fucking funny(:
5 years ago
Bjob, how many times have you fapped to this so far?
5 years ago
I bet you have blisters...
5 years ago
quiet,im trying to fap
5 years ago
strippers..minus the fake tits, for now. and they are already on the road to being fucked in the head. get em now before they are to used up.
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
yes....
5 years ago
This is horseshit.
4 years ago
Like you have any idea on what's shit or not
4 years ago
Good girls.
4 years ago
fat bitch is a pedo
5 years ago
+1
5 years ago
A tit pops out at the super bowl and the US goes crazy, yet this shit is on TV? Fucked up.
5 years ago
did you even read the description?
5 years ago
Did I fuck! That shits longer than War and Peace.
5 years ago
Lol
3 years ago
Too bad the "scandal" didn't put Wifetime off the air permanently. My wife and her friends absolutely eat that shit up... there must be subliminal messages in their awful movies and shows. Either that or they have no taste whatsoever.
5 years ago
Well, one of them did marry you.
5 years ago
that woman took up 3 chairs!
5 years ago
paedophiliac anyone?
WTF?

5 years ago
Pedo?
3 years ago
People are being such babies if they think this is that controversial. They're essentially wearing the same amount of clothing they'd wear to the beach while in a bathing suit. Even if they were topless, I never could understand why certain cultures treat the female nipple as if it were genitalia.
5 years ago
This is just as bad as those "non nude art" modeling sites that pose 5 to 12 year olds in provocative positions. They call it "art" but anyone with a brain knows that they just found a loophole to provide wanking material to the ever growing population of pedophiles in this world. I find these tv shows to be the same.
5 years ago
In other words it's fucking sick.
4 years ago
Fuck you.
3 years ago
I have his address. Just need a good idea.
3 years ago
mail him your dookie caked underwear...that'd do you both some good.
3 years ago
i wash before punky stains.
3 years ago
Wow, irony overdose in light of recent events
3 years ago
play the position.
3 years ago
* DangerousDug want to laugh but it isn't even funny *
3 years ago
your fag tag is pretty funny.
3 years ago
So is your face
3 years ago
Did you just get your ass kicked and decided to take a pic ?
3 years ago
i got my ass kicked by a rock a week ago, that was the last time.
3 years ago
besides that its just life. YEAHHHHH

OHHHHH


SEX IS ON FIRE!!!!!!
3 years ago
im such a fucking douche.
3 years ago
If you smmmmmmm-eeeeelllll lll lllll what the Rock is cookin'
3 years ago
I am glad you have came to terms with your doucheness
3 years ago
you smell like goat piss and jergins.

3 years ago
quit sniffing and start sucking
3 years ago
opah got you huh.

damn opah....
3 years ago
i like you oster.

but i didnt miss you.
3 years ago
Bird, try living with this.

There was a loaded fire arm to my right then my roommate realized there was a gun near me. Yea.... I like you too bird, unless you aka.
3 years ago
I doubt seriously that you have a gun oster..... but if you do, I doubt even more that you are able to have it legally.
3 years ago
are you saying you're suicidal?

if yes, please read this, i'm not kidding:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_the-ten-minute-suicide-guide.html
3 years ago
I do not have a gun. And I am able to have one legally, all my trash happened prior to 18.

My roommate has many, but he wont talk about them or show me.
3 years ago
not at all bird, I just like to have fun.
3 years ago
well, you seem troubled to say the least
3 years ago
troubled and lonely
3 years ago
I just like seeing people smile. I do what I can.
3 years ago
observing on a website is not the same as realizing in reality.

Im not the same in real life as I am on here. Allow me to vent and relax.
3 years ago
yeah, but observing an online persona usually gives you *some* clues.
3 years ago
Well, now im curious.

Please tell me. and I will be 100% honest.
3 years ago
oh and im hooked on food of the gods.
3 years ago
McKenna huh? fine with me, go on with Shulgin, R.A.W., Huxley and Crowley til you finally end up with H.S.T. and realize that "no one is guarding the light at the end of the tunnel". avoid Castaneda at all costs, he's a fraud.
3 years ago
Throws laptop and burns composition note book.


CASTANEDA!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
I should have listened to my greek mother, never listen to carlos.
3 years ago
and as far as reading you goes:

http://i.imgur.com/hK6MMy9.jpg
3 years ago
im not racist though.

I have fucked a few nigs in cleveland while there.

Wait i said nigs.
3 years ago
and when you're done with the "drug/ road to enlightenment/ stoned savage" bullshit, read the Ishmael trilogy by Daniel Quinn to really have your mind blown.
3 years ago
also im 26.
3 years ago
that's why it says "to some degree"
3 years ago
what about ishtar.

3 years ago
ishmel was a damn ditry ape.
3 years ago
"Read this book..." then read this book, and then one you're done with that, read this..." Yeah, you gotta be as enlightened like the bird oster-just read his hand dandy books and you'll be a cynical douche like him in no time.
3 years ago
way to miss the point shark
3 years ago
shark can you fly...

stfu right now.
3 years ago
You're the one missing the point, bird.
3 years ago
BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM OMFG HE JUST DID IT


/ME SLOW CLAPS
3 years ago
i'm describing a voyage and its possible waypoints and outcomes, that is all.
3 years ago
until promethus 2 comes out no voyages will take place.
3 years ago
I need to know!
3 years ago
also, i really don't get people that dis on reading books. they're probably the biggest achievement of human culture. bibliophobia and anti-intellectualism are 2 of the worst sins i can imagine.
3 years ago
You're describing bullshit that you read that you took too much away from. The writers you just named, were/ are both nuts, and not everyone takes away from literature the same things you do. Not everyone chooses the same path as you, so you think that they're automatically wrong.
3 years ago
yeah fuck jews!
3 years ago
Oh, now we're against everything.
3 years ago
you really dont read good, shark. and you see judgement where there is none while doling out plenty of it yourself.

i have no interest in talking with you any more about this.
3 years ago
SO WHAT ABOUT THAT LOCAL SPORTS TEAM?
3 years ago
DIDNT THEY SPORTS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT OTHER TEAM LAST FRIDAY?
3 years ago
*read well. And you think you're intellect is superior because you read some trash. That's a run off, I guess.
3 years ago
And if you want to learn how to troll, just ask.
3 years ago
bird... you subbed a picture at a SOCCER GAME.
3 years ago
your*
3 years ago
*you're
3 years ago
*yore
3 years ago
and again, i did not judge or put my intellect above anyone else's.

and "reading good" is internet lingo. you might be getting too old for this shit.
3 years ago
If you're going to scrutinize typo's, try learning English first.
3 years ago
y*er
3 years ago
"reading good" is a mistake on your part and you're trying to CYA. It's okay, bird. You'll be okay, little buddy.
3 years ago
shark, seriously:

"And you think you're intellect is..."

go fuck yourself once again
3 years ago
Oster enjoys this.
3 years ago
For someone that didn't want to talk anymore about this, you sure talk an awful lot.
3 years ago
and thats the ad hominem you use after you're proven wrong...

bye shark
3 years ago
Steven_Seagull
you really dont read good, shark. and you see judgement where there is none while doling out plenty of it yourself.

i have no interest in talking with you any more about this.
5 minutes ago
report spam | like | told to stfu
3 years ago
And "reading good" is a wrong use of English words. BYE BIRDIE!
3 years ago
Mako, if you would pick up a book you might be able to argue with the bird.
3 years ago
Bird, if you were not such a douch maybe you could swim.
3 years ago
If the bird removed his head from his ass, he might not have gotten run off.
3 years ago
HE HAS WORK!
3 years ago
at umm duchland time.
3 years ago
* gay porn to watch and highlights to put in his hair
3 years ago
dont degrade mustard like that.
3 years ago
BUT I'M ALL OUTTA MUSTARD :(
3 years ago
I thought you were leaving?
3 years ago
well, originally i just meant i have no interest in talking this discussion with you any further since your mind is set and your image of me made up, but yeah... i am leaving for a bit.

ITS BUBBLE BATH AND BEER TIME!
3 years ago
Well, make up your mind. Guess you just can't get enough of me.
3 years ago
taking*
3 years ago
Oster, finish your book report yet?
3 years ago
actually I did.
3 years ago
and I have class in four hours.
3 years ago
way to fucking drunk.
3 years ago
Zee bird doesn't like to grade papers in zee bath ven he does zee fappeeng.
3 years ago
zee zoo stfu.
3 years ago
im sleeping.
3 years ago
Then log off and go to bed, you drunk p.o.s.
3 years ago
nope. I wont. youre a drunk pos. Faggot.
3 years ago
god damn it, i was really trying to sleep for two hours.
3 years ago
Here we go with the "faggot" and stfu's and not making any sense. You need to stop drunk Muchoing.
3 years ago
im still alive. I do what I want.
3 years ago
Yup, now it's time to make pointless videos of yourself shitfaced. Chop chop, let's get to it.
3 years ago
you first. I have what it takes, do you?
3 years ago
I don't drunk Mucho.
3 years ago
besides, Bird will have more books for you to read, and dumb anecdotes like "It's not about journey, it's about the destination."
3 years ago
Or some dumb shit like that.
3 years ago
you really hate bird huh. awesome.
3 years ago
I've told him a hundred times, that I do not hate him. He's just so fucking easy to bait. I was raised to hate German people, though, so it does come easy.
3 years ago
same here. they kinda started it, in my case.
3 years ago
And Mucho is acting funny again. Must be shift change at the FBI
3 years ago
damn aka.
3 years ago
haha!
3 years ago
I don't recommend Zen rolling papers, btw. Fuckin' things are harsh.
3 years ago
i cant roll..

anything.
3 years ago
If you can type, you can roll.
3 years ago
no.. i cant. I hate it, i get irritated.
3 years ago
whats funny is stevie writes in better english than most on this site..and im sure he'd do a passable german as well
3 years ago
That's because he's so fucking ocd that he goes back and checks what he types fifty times. I just dont give a shit.
3 years ago
more importantly i got a new rubber ducky to mae bath tub beer time more fun, but the fucker is all lop-sided, you make the tiniest wave and he just rotates and goes head-under....

also, i fucking rule at opening beers with a shower gel bottle!
3 years ago
how the fuck are you supposed to fap if theres a rubber ducky drowning right next to your dick????
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/nKhfbCz.jpg
3 years ago
First world problems.
3 years ago
I hope like hell that isn't your bathroom bird...
3 years ago
haahaha acid
3 years ago
check my tub pic oster, that totes is my bathroom :(
3 years ago
Got the new Khalifa cones in the mail today, oster.
3 years ago
Fuck me running...I totally forgot about that one. Hideous tiles!
3 years ago
Aye, even uglier than my bathroom
3 years ago
He sure does mucho a lot from in there...


* Sporty doesn't find that creepy at all *
3 years ago
nothing wrong with bathroom mucho time....
3 years ago
it's my safe place!
3 years ago
He likes to Shparkle Party in there.
3 years ago
zomfg, i wish i still had some of that glitter bubbly stuff you put in the tub, that shit was so fun!
3 years ago
and yeah, i hate those tiles
3 years ago
You put glitter in your bathwater. Now we know all we need to know.
3 years ago
hey, i'll try anything once!
3 years ago
that's what got me into rehab :(
3 years ago
I'm still trying to figure out why a grown man would take a bath. One thing at a time, dude.
3 years ago
really? i fucking love taking baths. like 2 per week on average. it's warm and comfy and bubbly, you can bring along the laptop or tab and watch stuff or mucho, beer will fuck you up so much more... really everything about it is awes. if i had a jacuzzi i'd sit in that fucker every single night.
3 years ago
Yup, ya fire up the gay porn and soak with a flirtini and a pint of ice cream afterwards, don't ya? Some Sex and The City reruns?
3 years ago
a) i'm very straight.

b) i do not know what a flirtini is, but it sounds delicious

c) who the fuck doesnt like ice cream?

d) sex and the city is the second most awful show of all time
3 years ago
before you ask, that sitcom with paul whatshisname and helen whatsherface (the gal from "Twister") is the number one most awful show.
3 years ago
a) You're a closeted homo

b) It's a bitch drink with vodka, champagne, and pineapple juice.

c)I bet you eat it and then cry yourself to sleep.

d) It's your favorite show and you know it.
3 years ago
Oh, Paul Reiser, that guy from Aliens? Wtf was the name of that show? I remember it, just not the name...
3 years ago
"mad about you" was the name of it.
3 years ago
a) i have a gorgeous gf, tyvm

b) yummy!

c) no.

d) no. that woudl be "Arrested Development"

and it was called "mad about you" i believe
3 years ago
jinx!
3 years ago
a) You right hand is not that pretty

b) figures you'd like a drink made for a woman.

c)yes

d)Arrested Development sucks ass and see my comment above.
3 years ago
i wont deny that i like girly drinks sometimes. the rest is too dumb to reply to.
3 years ago
As usual, Steven takes his ball and goes home. There have been TV shows made since 2006, Bird.
3 years ago
season 4 premiered on netflix in 2013, noob. and if you dont like it, you probably dont get it.
3 years ago
we had this talk before,and you dissed every single show i like.
3 years ago
t ended in 2006, and 2013 was just a revival, noob. And if you like that, you'll like anything networks spoon feed you. And you have twice as many downvotes and upvotes on this site, so obviously you think everything sucks.
3 years ago
Not my fault you're a feminine little sheep.
3 years ago
Sturgeons law, nigger
3 years ago
also, ad hominem again
3 years ago
like a tr with fins
3 years ago
Try making sense some time, Bird. I mean, unless you're gonna cry some more.
3 years ago
"I care about this site!" Yet he downvotes almost everything. And today we've proven you're just as confused sexually.
3 years ago
Not everyone can relate to rich billionaires like you, mako
3 years ago
True, Rollo.
3 years ago
if you dont get it, you dont get it, but that doesn't mean i dont make sense. whereas equating votes to caring is just a fallacy.
3 years ago
OH IS THAT A GAL I SEE

NO ITS JUST A FALLACY
3 years ago
what is that from again?
3 years ago
Now who sounds like tr? I mean, if you don't like a majority of the content posted, then why stay? Are you really that desperate for friendship, Steven?
3 years ago
speaking of, tr upvotes everything. does that mean he cares more about this site than me?
3 years ago
also, who the fuck cares about votes anyways?
3 years ago
ocd fin niggers, thats who
3 years ago
You must care, you've voted up or down in excess of two thousand times. If it doesn't matter, why up or downvote at all?
3 years ago
Such racist comments today. Must be that time of the month for you.
3 years ago
OUH SCRIPT FLIP!!!!
3 years ago
You've been hanging out with Rollo a bit too much, methinks. Copying his style probably won't work out well for you.
3 years ago
now that's way over the line..... dont make me get all german-rage on you..... i'm so GRRRRRRRR right now
3 years ago
Don't get your lederhosen in a bunch there, Steffi.
3 years ago
now who's racist?
3 years ago
That's not racist...lederhosen is part of German history and Steffi is your new nickname.
3 years ago
besides, you're the one that used the word "nigger" minute ago.
3 years ago
yeah, but i wasnt rferring to a black person, so its not racist. i said "fin nigger"
3 years ago
Steven_Seagull
Sturgeons law, nigger
19 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
3 years ago
Just because some idiot wrote it, doesn't mean that it is, Bird. Christians think dumb shit like that.
3 years ago
huh?
3 years ago
You're talking about Theo Sturgeon, right? The "ninety percent of everything is shit" guy?
3 years ago
Ya know, they guy who you mirror your self after?
3 years ago
yeah. he has a point, but i'm neither praying to him nor do i take that number as a given, i just think he has a point.
3 years ago
Your conduct here seems to parallel his thinking, though his was regards to science fiction.
3 years ago
And who the fuck is this DrJamesDaddy guy?
3 years ago
oh how do i even dare expressing an opinion in my votes that differs from the great white fin nigger?
3 years ago
fuck if i know, usually i always think its puma, but by now i think every alt is aka
3 years ago
Well, your opinion of content on this site overtly negative, so I wonder why someone that doesn't care for the content here, stays here, as I said before. And Mako's aren't white.
3 years ago
For some reason, it seems a lot of rarely seen names popped up since yak did the latest unbanning.
3 years ago
well, 90% of content is rubbish, 90% of the users are morons. i'm here for the other 10%.

and yes, i thought the same thing, but how would they even know they're unbanned once again?
3 years ago
you know you're becoming an adult when you find yourself earnestly shopping for shit you always used to just nick from people

* Steven_Seagull continues looking at umbrellas on amazon *
3 years ago
I can respect that, it's just...if you don't respect someone else's opinion, don't expect them to respect yours, is my point. I think you lose sight of that sometimes.

And that's why I bring it up...unless they try to log in every day, how would they know that they can come back?
3 years ago
the diamonds i found here, content as well as people wise (especially people wise), make wading through the rubbish not that hard.
3 years ago
I do most of my shopping online, even if I'm ordering a pizza. Most places here put you on hold, especially if it's a busy night, so I just order online. You usually get better deals, too.
3 years ago
I'm just saying, it's not all rubbish. If all of it is shit, it sure entertains a lot of anonymous people.
3 years ago
but surely not as many as yak would like.... that click greedy jew nigger!
3 years ago
who woulda thought theres 45 pages of umbrellas on amazon???
3 years ago
Yak used to pick and choose the content here. Remember when we used to get the midnight updates?

And 45 fuckin pages of umbrellas? Why not just get one at the local Rite-Aid (Idk what the German equivalent is) or some type of store like that?
3 years ago
midnite update was a superiour system in so many ways.

and it's not for me, it's a gift, so it's gotta be cute and practical and nifty and maybe a lil expensive. hell if it was for me i would go for one with a katana handle or one that lights up like a lightsaber or something silly like that. or i would just nick one from someone once more...
3 years ago
holy shit, carbon fiber asymmetric folding umbrella for a cool 120 bucks... insane.
3 years ago
A lightsaber handle? Shit, I want one. And the midnight update was nice. It was kind of a competition, almost, to see what got picked and what didn't.
3 years ago
And shit, umbrellas are expensive...I don't see any nice ones under $20.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/wWNoyAr.jpg
3 years ago
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/73113193922043073/ I bought this last winter. That umbrella would complete the ensemble.
3 years ago
yeah, and 2 days on the front page gave a clear indication on where the convo was, very rarely a convo like this would take on a years-old sub, it was easier to keep up with the site.
and the content was better cuz there was filter.
3 years ago
I wonder if maybe there were just too many people subbing the same thing. It kind of limits the amount of content that can get posted when you have one person that has to go through it all every day.
3 years ago
nice. i'm still planning to get a proper led lightsaber, even got in touch with slothfurnace for a completely handcrafted one with interchangeable blades... he told me he would have a crafting slot open in q3 2015 and that with the specs i want it would cost about 6-800$. well, someday...
3 years ago
Yeah, I know they're not cheap. Worth it, though.
3 years ago
nah, i just think yak got lazy and looked for a format where the site would run itself or at least with less input from his part.
3 years ago
That was going to be my other guess. It's kind of turned into the environment of the second Mad Max movie here.
3 years ago
there's a bunch of places where you can get em considerably cheaper, like 2-300$, and the kenner/hasbro/ master replica ones go for like 120$, but the build quality, the work and care that sloth puts into his sabers is unparalleled. they're pieces of art, really.

www.slothfurnace.com
3 years ago
yak just didnt expect how douchey most muchoers really are and how little work or care they put into their subs.
3 years ago
Sloth uses a lot of stainless steel in his sabers, though, and stainless isn't cheap. Ya get what ya pay for, I guess.
3 years ago
yeah, but the thing that would really drive the price up is that i want 2 completely different blades. a LED string based one for proper presentation and that true to the movies extending blade effect, and a luxeon emitter based one without any tech in the blade for sparring/ training/ hitting things. he said it's doable but would take time, money and planning to pull off. downside is that in order for the saber to be battle/ sparring ready, theres no way for it to have a crystal chamber.
3 years ago
Can't you fuckers continue ths brofest off the semi-pedo thread/post?
3 years ago
And I use the term "fuckers" in an endearing way.
3 years ago
waah waah waah
3 years ago
I hate the fact that I'm German.
3 years ago
so do i. you're a blemish to our otherwise glorious race
3 years ago
HEY! If you fuckers can take my glorious Pancake Mountain post, and out Aka on it, I can talk about lightsabers here.
3 years ago
I just farted and it smelled like a garbage truck on a hot, windless day.
3 years ago
And...thanks for sharing...
3 years ago
Anytime.
3 years ago
most poetic fart description ever
3 years ago
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Bird. No touchy.
3 years ago
it's not like i'm always grumpy and hate everything, i can appreciate beauty when i see it....
3 years ago
Farts are best that smell like hot trash.
3 years ago
They truly are Jim. If you're gonna do it, make it worth it, I always say.
3 years ago
i like the pure sulfur ones mice elf
3 years ago
I'm more of a shart man myself.
3 years ago
Yeah, those take work. You need to eat something like an egg and olive sandwich and a glass of milk for those.
3 years ago
I find that an abundance of extremely hot chili oil does the trick
3 years ago
seriously though - when you let one of those go, and inhale - dont you feel like...


victory?
3 years ago
shame
3 years ago
repressed bastard
3 years ago
"I love the smell of my own butt gas in the morning. Smells like...victory. Ya know, someday this war's gonna end. *nods*"
3 years ago
It was my Chinese upbringing.
3 years ago
I was looking for Quigmire to jump out
5 years ago
this is fucked up , all those people should have their eyes ripped out
5 years ago
And white parents wounder why their daughters go to college and are.. well whores.
5 years ago
Fuck man, American TV at it's "scrapping the bottom of the barrel" worst!
5 years ago
This makes me want to punch that fat lady.
5 years ago
No pedo bear meme? Common people
4 years ago
These people are so plebeian.
4 years ago
Once again my humor is far too sophisticated for this crowd...
4 years ago
rubes.
4 years ago
Do you get it Heather? Or are you just another proletariat?
4 years ago
lol yes I know what a pleb is :P
4 years ago
Lol heather. That was kind of cute.
4 years ago
You nerd...
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
You're in good company.
4 years ago
have a good night :P I'm outta here
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
Nice copypaste description faggot
4 years ago
this new phil robertson bs has officially made me hate everyone on Facebook.....
4 years ago
Add me ?
4 years ago
She said it was already miserable enough fries...
4 years ago
I shudder at the thought of fries' status updates.
4 years ago
Saw on the news today fb is getting hauled into court by its investors and quite a few banks also.
4 years ago
WHY CANT HE EXPRESS HIS OPINION!! THIS IS MERICA DAMNIT!


ummm, he can, and he can get fired for being "insensitive or offensive" just like anyone else :p


this one girl goes on a rant about free speech, THEN 20 MINUTES LATER complains that it should be ILLEGAL to call someone fat.....


I can't deal with this stupidity.
4 years ago
and guess who's fucking fat.....
4 years ago
I apologize on behalf of my fat race.
4 years ago
stop being so offensive to yourself barrett....
4 years ago
FREEDOM OF SPEECH FAGGITS
4 years ago
who is phil robinson?
4 years ago
is he related to jrob?
4 years ago
A duck fucker.
4 years ago
duck dynasty douche
4 years ago
a tv evangelist I think poss...
4 years ago
so yes then
4 years ago
go to church more...
4 years ago
I didn't say kid fucker.
4 years ago
No but seriously, fat fucks that think they deserve special treatment ...so aggravating.
4 years ago
almost as bad as the gays
4 years ago
If you're going to be a fat fuck at least have the decency to be good at photoshop.
4 years ago
Indeed
4 years ago
Is it bad if your poop smells like burnt tires and popcorn?
4 years ago
panda express fucks me every time :(
4 years ago
Time for your Holiday enema..
* Akameldon leaves Jenbirdy holding the bag.. *
4 years ago
i'm not even exaggerating when i say that at this point just seeing aka's avvy makes me sick
3 years ago
Are you happy now you've run him off the site
3 years ago
i'm not gonna take credit for that, but in light of recent events iahve to say yes, and i hope he stays the fuck away
3 years ago
your next flies
3 years ago
lol the reactions from the judges were identical to the stripper stunt in Bad Grampa. ...
3 years ago
might i dance for you sir?
3 years ago
glad i did not, in retrospect
3 years ago
Lol i wont mind having lesbian sex with those little girls, they can be seduced very easily, trust me i know from experience lol
3 years ago
you can't fool us...Chris Hansen!


FUCK OFF!
3 years ago
pics or stfu
3 years ago
Kayley_13 if you are looking for AKA he hasn't been here in a few days
3 years ago
I thought you had to be 18 or over to belong to mucho?
3 years ago
i hope i dont belong to mucho....probably shouldve read the terms of service..
3 years ago
as soon as you sign up your ass legally belongs to yak
3 years ago
BIG PIMPIN CANUCK STYLE!!
3 years ago
He may take our asses, but he'll never take our FREEEDDDOMMMMM!
3 years ago
im only worth aboot .003452 btc anyway
3 years ago
how much is that in shekel?
3 years ago
Idk, but it's about 1 ounce of shmutz.
3 years ago
hah!
3 years ago
what THE FUCK????

no, seriously, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?????

i don't even have words....







also, only white kids but a black mum?
3 years ago
Time has passed and I repeat. No. Children should go through a long state of innocence so that they can develope n other ways. This may be legal but its still exploits children.
3 years ago
you should read some Neil Postman
3 years ago
wut?
3 years ago
preferably "The Disappearance of Childhood"
3 years ago
These little girls can definitely say goodbye to their childhood innocence. I raised two girls and I would never have allowed them to do anything like this.
3 years ago
childhood innocence is a fairly new concept, it's hardly more than 200 years old and in another 200 years it will have vanished again or at least have become a pet peeve of a privileged minority. not that i condone shit like in that video up there, i'm just postulating a theory that is largely based on Postman.
3 years ago
Your prediction is based on current trends and common sense. Our world is a scary place.
3 years ago
Incidentally your completely right unfortunantly.
3 years ago
How did you go with all those vietnamese children?
3 years ago
And people wonder why there are akas in Americaland
3 years ago
One name: Jimmy Savile
3 years ago
well, to be fair there's akas all over the world
3 years ago
and shark with the knock-down!
3 years ago
Jim'll fix it for you
3 years ago
Fix what?
3 years ago
Anything you want
3 years ago
ANYTHING?!
3 years ago
Take your hand off my leg, fries.
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
lol@their fatass dance instructor eating during their performance. What a fuckin' cow.
3 years ago
only in america can you be a fat lazy slob-slug stuffing shit down your gullet and hardly being able to move and call yourself a "dance instructor"
3 years ago
Hey, don't talk about Rollo that way!
3 years ago
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
3 years ago
we had a fat dance instructor/ choreograph over here called D! (yes, with that silly exclamation mark) he was a judge on one of those idol style casting shows. know what he did? he lost a shitload of weight, opened up dance studios all over the country, lost a shitload of weight and started marketing his diet. granted, he's a douche, but at least he tried to live up to his job title in a way.
3 years ago
yay, repetition!
3 years ago
yay, repetition!
3 years ago
Are you drunk?
3 years ago
D!'s shit is such a gimmick just like that subway asshole Jared.
3 years ago
how the fuck do you know D! ?
3 years ago
and, just a lil, shark...
3 years ago
People repeeat themselves when they're drunk.
3 years ago
yeahyeahyeah, i wanna know why sina knows D!, is he an undercover german?
3 years ago
I got cousins and second cousins in Hamburg. I visit them from time to time.
3 years ago
Hamburgers, eh?

* smerf om nom noms *
3 years ago
WELL HELLO THERE, TYPICAL!!!!
3 years ago
She lives!
3 years ago
* smerf does his happy dance *
3 years ago
and she's gone
3 years ago
said it before, say it again: i fucking hate lindsay ellis....


and i've never considered typs a typical (heh!) mucho female
3 years ago
I wanna know who seafairy is
3 years ago
It agitates you, Steven? Excellent!
3 years ago
not in the slightest. i stopped bothering with channel awesome years ago.
3 years ago
Okay.
3 years ago
ever since spoony melting down, walker fucking over his fan base and linkara going tranny crazy the entire "awesome" crew can lick my balls
3 years ago
you have no idea what i'm talking about do you?

forget about it, it's bullshit.
3 years ago
nope, doesn't agitate you in the slightest.
3 years ago
I like typ's tits. A nice mouthful.
3 years ago
fuck off sinus
3 years ago
http://player.vimeo.com/video/109573972?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0

Somebody submit this video
3 years ago
You're not the boss of me!!!
3 years ago
Well sub this and you will be credited with a great muchoworthy video.
3 years ago
And you're not doing it...because?
3 years ago
He swore he wouldn't sub anything through the whole month of October
3 years ago
Ahhh...yay for October!


* Sporty high fives smerf *



I thought it was little less reposty around here...
3 years ago
The reason I can't sub this is that I'm unable to save a video on my computer.
3 years ago
Also unless I find something to post that is muchoworthy and not a repost I won't sub in November either.
3 years ago
Yeah, except your concept of "muchoworthy" isn't.
3 years ago
hmm - little girls all dressed up and saying "fuck" a lot




so edgy, such closet
3 years ago
its a good thing no one GAF what piddly requests
3 years ago
STUPIT DUHG DOES
3 years ago
recover password
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