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How to get drunker faster

This is one way to do it

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by drumrave

submitted March 23rd 2012

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oh man I just reread this and it's not as funny as what I thought it read. I read it as "I stay drunk all day so I can get drunk faster"
6 years ago
i never eat anything before my first beer
6 years ago
Drum, that's what I thought it said, too
6 years ago
Me too, what the fuck? I had to go back & see what it really said.
6 years ago
do a beer enema you will get fucked up beyond belief however your liver will not oxidize it from that entry point so you will probly die of alcohol poisoning its sad that somebody figured out that i read a recent news article on it
6 years ago
What about when that stops working? Huh? What then?
6 years ago
Alternate title: How to get belligerent faster
6 years ago
Not a drinker?
6 years ago
* DushanMandik looks around...WHO ME!?... *

* DushanMandik laughs maniacally! *
6 years ago
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
6 years ago
* DushanMandik throws a bar stool and falls face first into a pool of his own vomit, rolls over, and raises his fist angrily at an inoccent fat woman perched at the bar, mistaking her for poss, "Whacha, whachas ya gonna do now...*hiccup*...tough guy?" *
6 years ago
Tell me something I don't know
6 years ago
The billionth digit of pi is 9.
6 years ago
i got high with the keyboard player for Mannheim Steamroller
6 years ago
Lumbricals are intrinsic muscles in the hand that flex the metacarpophalangeal joints while extending the interphalangeal joints.
6 years ago
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6 years ago
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