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What the fuck is that a Rat?

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by thatdude420

submitted March 21st 2012

35 comments
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never seen a rodent before?
6 years ago
not one that look like that. i try to do a search for it. i don't really see rats or mice a lot. i had a hamster but the fucker died. i hated that little bastard anyways. every time i would go to pick it up the fucker would bite me.
6 years ago
* dwhill05 looks at possum *
6 years ago
Rodents (kind of by definition) have those huge front teeth. The dead ones are mice, big one I'm not sure. Possum maybe.

I frickin' love rodents. All the pet ones I've had have been awesome. ...'Cept guinea pigs, they're kinda wussy. And female gerbils are a bitch. But (house) mice, wood mice, rats, hamsters, chinchillas, male gerbils, chipmunks and Steppe lemmings are brilliant.
6 years ago
It's a Rat.
6 years ago
* dwhill05 sighs then looks in possums directing sternly *
6 years ago
I think it's a short-tailed opossum.
6 years ago
Looks like what would happen if a possum and a chinchilla fucked
6 years ago
Yeah, they like the brains, my pet rat in college Mr. Puffenpants raped his new friend I got him for 24 hours straight, when the sqeaking stopped I found them like this-
6 years ago
Mr. Puffenpants? I'd hate you if I were your pet.
6 years ago
You like it....
6 years ago
Was his friend Male or female?
6 years ago
We Will never know...
6 years ago
But I called it bonquiqui
6 years ago
...You do not sound like a good pet owner... You're kind of meant to stop (excessive) rape and murder. Protip.
6 years ago
Well to be fair, this is a looooooong story, so I'll summarize. I had a ball python, I fed him pre-frozen rats, one day they were out, the guy told me to just give him a live one, my snake wouldn't eat him, guy told me to kill him myself then feed to snake, I tried to drown it, and it clawed its way out of the bag, I felt bad and bought it a cage, I didn't buy bonquiqui, a friend dropped it off since they didn't want it anymore, I didn't realize it was rape at first, but figured they'd work it out, like dogs or something, I guess they kinda did.....
6 years ago
Drowning's a horribly painful way to go, anything destroying the neck/brain is a quicker method. What you needed was a mini-guillotine or a big rock, strong grip and good aim.

Or a predator, e.g. cat/ferret/bigger rat. I guess Mr Pufferpants figured that if he survived it meant he was promoted to executioner.
6 years ago
Holy shit. I thought rats were nice...Now I totally want to get a few to see if they do this.
6 years ago
Once again, it's not a rat....
6 years ago
I see now that it's NOT a rat. but fuck. what a great pic.
6 years ago
thats def not a rat. no big incisors.

more like some kind of possum
6 years ago
Or a bird.
6 years ago
could be a chupacabra
6 years ago
That thing looks like the spawn of Satan or something...
6 years ago
Gracile Mouse Opposum
6 years ago
I just want to be EATEN!!!
6 years ago
Oooooooookay.........
6 years ago
It's a quote from a movie, duh
6 years ago
Ooooooookay....
6 years ago
Nooooo!
6 years ago
happy 2nd Bday you fucking weirdo
6 years ago
<3
*macabreabstracts bear hugs the shit out of possum*
6 years ago
eww
6 years ago
feed me possum now!!!
6 years ago
hmm... maybe i will and maybe i wont
6 years ago
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