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Mickey Mouse and Box Thursday

I have this book, and it is incredibly racist. You can read it here: http://www.robhribar.com/mmbt.html

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by xzekiel

submitted March 19th 2012

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Mickey Mouse and Box Thursday
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The story is Mickey finds this guy in a box of bananas and tries to assimilate him into modern civilization, and get him to stop chucking spears around. Oh, Disney, you queer little fella.....
5 years ago
not sure whats racist about this.. he found a primative person who doesn't know better............. maybe i'm missing something?
5 years ago
I think you need to carefully consider the context before you attack disney.
5 years ago
Read the book. You can't tell me it's not racist.
5 years ago
and it's pretty funny....
5 years ago
Yes, I can.
5 years ago
Disney is arguably pro multicutural because of his relative sensitivity to what the society at the time considered alien.
5 years ago
Well, whether the book is or not, Walt Disney was a giant racist-
5 years ago
Please elaborate.
5 years ago
99.9% of whites were "racist" back then
5 years ago
Didn't think so.
5 years ago
Thats a man understanding context up there ^^
5 years ago
Well, I heard he was a big fan of the "eugenics" movement, which was very popular back then, but also, I heard he used to beat little black children for amusement after hitting the whiskey.

*jenbirdy comments are for amusement only and in no way represent the factual history of the Disney corporation:
5 years ago
I think I need say no more.
5 years ago
you're right. you don't.
5 years ago
Mainly because you haven't said shit in half an hour.
5 years ago
I told you, read the book, tell me it's not racist. Mickey straight up calls him a nigger. Do I really need to prove to you that Walt Disney was a racist? He supported the National Socialist party ffs. I don't see you wavering on this, so I don't need to waste my time here. I'd rather waste it on more enjoyable stupid shit.
5 years ago
what does socialism have to do with racism there zeke?
5 years ago
exactly nothing
5 years ago
National Socialist Party? Better known as nazis......
5 years ago
"nigger" was what they were called, back then...
5 years ago
Then why the fuck didn't you post that page? Fucking flaccid cock.
5 years ago
I'm not trying to start some great debate over Disney here, I just think the book is funny. Racism = funny.
5 years ago
i'm not saying WD wasnt a racist...i'm just saying who wasnt?
5 years ago
Post the fucking page then we'll talk.
5 years ago
on a whim dipshit
5 years ago
okay - anyway - yah enough of this...
* possum sails back to Urkelbot's Island *
5 years ago
hopefully this thread is done...

...unless a wild kaychuck appears
5 years ago
I linked the whole fucking book. I'm not saying his affinity for nazis is stated in the book, I'm just saying it's extremely racist and therefor kind of funny to me. I don't support racism, but the book is just pretty fucking funny. So you didn't like the post? Oh fucking well. I don't need to defend it, and I shouldn't be explaining this shit to your stupid ass. Get over it, move on. Christ.
5 years ago
But you stated that as far as I can assume, there is in black and white fucking print, A speech bubble from mickey mouse containing the words "Nigger."
5 years ago
It's in the print.
5 years ago
And no, I'm not going to find it.
5 years ago
Then fucking show me, seeing as you claim it, you want me to scour the whole fucking thing?
5 years ago
Like I fucking thought.
5 years ago
calm down bro!
5 years ago
Why would I scour it for you? If you don't want to read it, don't read it. I don't need to prove shit to you.
5 years ago
Picking on a fucking dead man. Fuck you.
5 years ago
he mad
5 years ago
No you dont, it's not like you ever have!
5 years ago
hahahaha
5 years ago
:D trollface
5 years ago
jrob - let 'm go...
5 years ago
of all things to rage over,you choose this?
5 years ago
Well nah, I was raging before on the toolman thread but this is just shit I sadly know about.
5 years ago
looks like zeke is lying
5 years ago
Yeah yak, you know me, compulsive liar.....
5 years ago
et tu, yak? :(
5 years ago
et tu, brute?

Say possum, you ever wear Brut?
5 years ago
only on my PITS
5 years ago
uh-oh
5 years ago
yeah, i went there
5 years ago
Haha oh boi.
5 years ago
Does it make you smell like a MAYAN?
5 years ago
do anyone else's pits smell like grilled onions?
5 years ago
<---smells like cinnamon & ginger. .....and brut.
5 years ago
<fucking loves cinnamon taost
5 years ago
<cant spell
5 years ago
Did you know that Kurt Cobain wrote Smells Like Teen Spirit after a friend of his spray-painted it on his wall making fun of him for smelling like his girlfriend?
5 years ago
This thread is off topic. MODDDD!
5 years ago
I guess you guys dont have kebabs there.
5 years ago
disney + racism = armpits
5 years ago
Did you know that the janitor in his teen spirit video is also featured in Weird Al's parody?
5 years ago
*wearing a tutu
5 years ago
Learn something new every day
5 years ago
There should be more sig hieling. Sleeveless.
5 years ago
This just in Disneys frozen corpse has been reanimated and in his zombie state has claimed he was never racist, he's a pedophile.... A zombie pedophile.....

*jenbirdy comments are for entertainment purposes only, comments expressed here in no way represent factual news of or pertaining to the Disney corporation
5 years ago
Kebab? Isn't that a british dish?
5 years ago
I suppose, seeing as we like to much it.
5 years ago
*munch, scuse the mucho error there.
5 years ago
Was watching Lady and The Tramp a few weeks back and just couldn't get enough of the bucktoothed, slant eyed Siamese cats and their awful grammar. "Do you seeing that thing swimming lound and lound? Maybe we could reaching in and make it drown."

"Where we finding baby there are milk nearby."

Bahahaha...ahhh. Walt was a genius.
5 years ago
Yeah. Stereotype is not racism. It's an exaggeration of reality that does not necessitate the need for discrimination.
5 years ago
At this point finding sarcastic fault in walt disney's themes makes you look like a PC bitch and selective in your accusation in contemporary society.
5 years ago
Especially on mucho ffs.
5 years ago
Well, I posted it because I found it funny, not because it was politically incorrect. You're the one who seems to have his panties in a bunch.
5 years ago
Ok, calling it incredibly racist is just pushing the boundaries. Fucking pussy. Lets all bow down before cuntface!
5 years ago
What? It is incredibly racist, therefor funny. Jesus, what's wrong with you?
5 years ago
It's just not racist ffs. Get over it cuntface.
5 years ago
Perhaps this isn't a good representation, but I thought it was funny. Read the book, it's racist. I don't even know why I'm still arguing this.....
5 years ago
To question your interpretation of racism is a waste of time. I...dont have no boooze left.
5 years ago
SO fuck you, I clearly win!
5 years ago
clearly......dipshit
5 years ago
Gotta fucking say, that looks so fucking cherry picked out of context. Jesus fuck, what a bunch of bitches.
5 years ago
Well, I posted it because I thought it was funny. You're the one defending fucking Walter Disney, because you're butthurt over someone calling something racist.
5 years ago
Yes, I am. Especially when they are a catalyst of multiculturalism.

And thats what annoys me. Fucking simple as.
5 years ago
mofodragon, why do you look at history through rose colored glasses? You seem to want to romanticize the past and the leading figures. Walt was a racist, things were different in the 50's/60's and 'cherry picked' or not the blatant racism in media/entertainment existed
5 years ago
Fun fact: Ben Franklin was a man whore and cheated on his wife during his 'political trips' to Europe with French whores. Churchill was a drunk. Washington owned slaves and a hemp farm. Adams was an agnostic. Napoleon wasn't actually short
5 years ago
Omfg drums really? I do not dispute that blatant racism existed during that time, but to attribute it to disney is to fucking fail. Warner brothers were far more involved in propaganda.
5 years ago
The fucking point that I think you, and possibly most of you are missing is that Disney is not the advocate of racist media. Far from it.
5 years ago
Oh I didn't read any of the replys I kind of skimmed. Who cares who was involved in what. I don't know how you got "but to attribute it to disney is to fucking fail. " out of anything I said or from the original comment but you seem to be awesome at jumping to conclusions
5 years ago
Warner bros. and looney toons, the very same people that influenced John kricfalusi to work on mighty mouse with ralph bakshi. So now what hypocrite?
5 years ago
Perhaps you need reminding that you have a new advetures of mighty mouse avatar.
5 years ago
"The fucking point that I think you, and possibly most of you are missing is that Disney is not the advocate of racist media. Far from it." Where are you pulling this from besides your ass? CLEARLY THAT IS FALSE, based on the evidence presented from this book.

"John kricfalusi to work on mighty mouse with ralph bakshi. So now what hypocrite?" Why am I a hypocrite exactly?
5 years ago
Wow, summarizing what I had said previously, despite it escaping you is fail? fuck you drums you fucking shitlicker.
5 years ago
god dammit quite splitting up your replys. I'm clearly aware of what my avatar is. Just because I like something doesn't mean I adhere to the person that created it's creedo or whatever. For example: I enjoy watching Michael Vick play football, but that doesn't mean I like animal abuse
5 years ago
So, I post an excerpt from a book saying 'yes, this is racist, but I find it funny' and suddenly this homo's defending Disney by passing the blame onto Looney Tunes? You have to be kidding me....
5 years ago
Maybe if you ask me nice, as if I am about to enlighten you...
5 years ago
"Wow, summarizing what I had said previously, despite it escaping you is fail? fuck you drums you fucking shitlicker." I'm quoting you as so you know what I'm replying to because you can't complete a full thought in a single comment. i'm answering your questions. What exactly is escaping me besides gas from breathing in and out?
5 years ago
No, seriously, stfu limey. You invented everything and you're an all-knowing being, just like fries. Shut the fuck up. Go brush your teeth faggot.
5 years ago
Before I continue I'm just going to consider who the fuck I'm educating here.
5 years ago
Hehehe.
5 years ago
You're not educating anyone. You're spouting off bullshit and claiming intelligence. Seriously, spare us.
5 years ago
dragoncocklover: you haven't answered my questions, you keep deflecting. Maybe when you decide to argue you should learn how to do so first, so that you have a fighting chance
5 years ago
Back in a bit ladies.
5 years ago
stay gone faggot
5 years ago
so I read makodragon's replys and wtf? Why is he seemingly trying to defend disney's reputation and stating things like 'don't pick on a dead man' 'assume' etc...
5 years ago
oh and btw, zeke, burden of proof falls on the person making the claim
5 years ago
http://www.cracked.com/article_15677_the-9-most-racist-disney-characters.html
5 years ago
oh how about that "the 9 most racist disney characters" and #1 is the book presented by zeke
5 years ago
I don't feel the need to prove anything. It's a post, on a whim. If anyone wanted to read the fucking book they'd see; but I don't need to explain it to this cock knocker. Tr_willk said he read the link, and didn't see the word nigger there. I guarantee you it's in the original, which I will get this summer.
5 years ago
Your weak fucking " proof" says it all. Please, drums. Grow a fucking set.
5 years ago
It's official. I despise you now.
5 years ago
my weak proof? No my proof was pretty sound and what do I need to grow a pair of? What does that have to do with the argument at hand?
5 years ago
If you want to keep throwing out ad hominems, red herrings, and straw men arguments then please by all means do it and look more and more foolish
5 years ago
btw I will not be continuing this conversation with someone as biased, ignorant, and moronic as you dragoncumgulper. I am leaving for work so you cannot claim any victories.
5 years ago
Heh, I was just begining to respect you.
5 years ago
Song of the south = Racism FTW.
5 years ago
Fuck off idiot.
5 years ago
How are you sure it's racism and not "we need someone to act like a fuckwit around Mickey, this guy'll do"? Same with Bugs Bunny, he had a lot of dimwit antagonists and some of them were black, that's less racist than equal. It's really only racist if black humans were only/mostly used as idiots/villains whilst white humans were usually portrayed as good/smart. I was always more into Warner Bros and all those humans were (usually mean-spirited) numskulls.

Not saying Disney wasn't a bigot, just this is a poor example of it. Certainly not on the same level as the various comedy sources where entire tribes (African, Native American, etc) are beaten up/killed because they're all greedy/dangerous/evil.
5 years ago
can someone give me the wishbone version of this thread? theres no way im reading all this shit
5 years ago
TL;DR = "Racist!" "Not!" * Infinity
5 years ago
thanks hare, you snuck that first comment in there under my nose and it sums things up nicely
* dwhill05 moves along *
5 years ago
she left out the disney+racism=pits
5 years ago
lol @ drum using cracked.com to prove something....
gold.
5 years ago
that point wasn't necessary to mention, jrob
5 years ago
that was the highlight imo
5 years ago
not really
5 years ago
dont argue with me!
5 years ago
dont you take that tone with me! ive had it, no more soiled panties for you! i'll send them to CS like she asked. she appreciates me... unlike you!
* dwhill05 runs off sobbing *
5 years ago
Nice.
5 years ago
shes just using you :(
5 years ago
God damnit yak, nobody likes a cock blocker.
5 years ago
yak isnt just a cock blocker, hes a dream blocker
5 years ago
i prefer dream DESTROYER
5 years ago
yeah, thats more accurate =(
5 years ago
i don't know why people put non muchosucko links...as if they will stand the test of time...don't worry, we're about to see some egregious examples right motherfucking now.
5 years ago
#9 from the linked list is from the opening song in aladin. it isn't worth a submission, because all that happened was one line was changed from the theater release to the movie. "Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face" is the offending line, which was changed on the DVD to the much less provocative "Where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense." As if they don't still cut off body parts as a punishment in Islamic countries.
5 years ago
thats not actually racist tho.. thats actually pretty funny
5 years ago
5 years ago
#7 and #6 are, respectively, the crows from dumbo and the monkeys from the jungle book. While the crows would be hilarious to see, no need to put up footage that we KNOW Disney will want removed. Go rent the movies if you want to see them.
5 years ago
#5 is the siamese twin gang from chip 'n dale rescue rangers....never heard of that show.
5 years ago
the crows are literally a bunch of black dudes... how is that racist?
they act like black dudes from that period and are basically part of a band...
i think these people are missing what racism actually is
5 years ago
that makes me wanna watch fritz the cat again, that shit was hilarious
5 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/94668/Racist-or-Not

as much as i want to put up #3 (peter pan indian song) and #2 (uncle remus in the song of the south), there is no need to provoke the behemoth that is disney. besides, those clips aren't going anywhere any time soon....however, i feel remiss in not looking at the whole cracked article before i started this, because this submission right motherfucking here is #1. Way to rip off Ben Joseph at Cracked, zeke...and a big WTF to drumrave...if mickey and box thursday is the most racist on the list, what point were you hoping to make by linking the list?
5 years ago
as a point of fact, i must point out that i don't really have an opinion on whether these things are "racist" (whatever that means) or not, i just hate reading old threads and coming across links that don't work...for the love of the internet, if it is so fucking important to your point, then put it on muchosucko so we can see it without leaving the site...and if it isn't "muchoworthy" (whatever that means) then why mention it at all?
5 years ago
lets beat this dead horse some more
5 years ago
thats racist dw
5 years ago
is this thread worth reading?
5 years ago
no,dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 years ago
of course
5 years ago
hm...i bet everyone is interested what i have to say about that : )
5 years ago
Meh
5 years ago
Re-reading this thread revealed to me that, jesus, I'm really incoherent when drunk.
5 years ago
well good morning
5 years ago
* possum ambles for a bit - seeing if there's anything i feel like subbing tonight *
5 years ago
Looks like you've caught cryax's attention now possum. I'm happy to say I was his first.
5 years ago
nah, me and cryax go way back
5 years ago
Oh please, Sir possum, bestow upon us your riches.....*sincere smiley face*
5 years ago
well, it all started with an abcess...
5 years ago
You have my attention.
5 years ago
tr: why you gotta play me like that?
5 years ago
zeke, you know that a comment about cryax that uses the word first and doesn't have at least 1 stfu is just plain wrong.
5 years ago
Big-Little books. I had a few.
5 years ago
So was Walt Disney a racist or something?
5 years ago
This was typical humor of the day before everyone became so painfully PC.
5 years ago
* drumrave whooshes sinestro *
5 years ago
At least I back up my downvotes!
5 years ago
Upvoted, since I had a copy of this book when I was a kid.
5 years ago
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