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Blonde Math

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by crippledick

submitted March 18th 2012

61 comments
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i thought fluffer had an australian accent..
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
im sure she'll leave a big long reply with tons of big words strung together in terrible order shortly
6 years ago
All right, all right... since you're clearly so obsessed with me, I'll pay attention to you.
6 years ago
i didn't know fluffer had a penis
6 years ago
Next question. How many dollars would it take to get you to fuck me?
6 years ago
how long would the dollar be in your hand before it was in hers?
6 years ago
how many times can you turn the dollar over in a minute?
6 years ago
Well, it takes me like 30 minutes to go home. And I'm just guesstimating here. And I run 50 dollars an hour. So taking the... I don't know how to work that out, considering dollars flip over like 4 times a minute. I don't know, you're not making sense. I make sense.
6 years ago
speed kills, bubo
6 years ago
Not quick enough apparently
6 years ago
hey jenbirdy, you guys swingers?
6 years ago
Well, we've fantasized about it, I'm bi, and of course hes all ok with me with another woman, but he's Not ok at all with me and another man...... So no
6 years ago
these are the best kind of sluts to destroy then leave for dead in some gutter
6 years ago
Make sure to divide her in half.
6 years ago
Uhhm, let me know which gutter you leave the bottom half in, k?
6 years ago
I'll gladly take the top half! Minus the freaky head, of course.
6 years ago
I wish I could up vote this more than once. fucking gold
6 years ago
"what's in my mouth?"
6 years ago
Proud public school graduates.
6 years ago
She's stupid. I love her.
6 years ago
I'm with you. There's something so cute about dumb girls. I don't know why girls are always trying to go to college or get jobs. Does absolutely nothing for a girl's social status or attractiveness level.
6 years ago
because the men are too lazy now a days to support a stupid wife, duh
6 years ago
dumb bitches make me wanna punch them in the face. id prefer a smart one that can keep me interested in her long enough to get into her pants
6 years ago
^winner. However, you know swill never does this.
6 years ago
never does what?
6 years ago
does smart girls in the pants. I don't know.
6 years ago
Unless dumb girls are in the kitchen, they are as useful as doorknobs. You can grope them, but it won't respond intelligently. It'll just "turn 400 times a mile".
6 years ago
Who are you talking to? This thread is weeks old....
6 years ago
i was getting ready to ask this noob. not sure if hes trolling or just stupid
6 years ago
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm going to say, both.....
6 years ago
after a while, one leg is both the same
6 years ago
i dont think that assumption will get you in any trouble
6 years ago
id still like an answer to my question
6 years ago
i think he meant that you never get in a girl's pants
6 years ago
he knows thats not true, he actually meant i never get decent chicks cause he knows my string of crazy bitches. i just wanted him to admit it
6 years ago
How can you marry someone that stupid... their kids will have an IQ level of 12 if everything goes well!
6 years ago
I wouldn't bet that high. You would lose money on that.
6 years ago
Just whack'er in half!
6 years ago
Lucky she's cute, because there's fucking NOTHING upstairs
6 years ago
Oh. My. God.
6 years ago
WTF? Why is she talking about how fast she runs? People can't be this stupid, can they?
6 years ago
They can and are... I've actually met dumber.
6 years ago
OK, my wife just came home... I asked her the same question... and she had to think about it for a while and initially said "I don't know" before I re-stated the question... S-L-O-W-E-R.

Is there some sort of female disconnect when it comes to understanding MPH?
6 years ago
i dont think so :(...
6 years ago
It's not like my wife is an idiot or anything either. She's currently a student at UMUC and recently acted as a live-in tutor as I struggled through my last math class. Which is why I can *almost* see a MPH question initially coming across as "a car thing" to females without actually giving the question any real though.

Oh well... at least she didn't start talking about her "run time" and how many revolutions the fucking tires go through every mile.
6 years ago
I guess now you know why you struggled through that class...
6 years ago
It's just a guestimate
6 years ago
women's brains are typically not as spatially oriented as male's are but not all of them are bad at physics
6 years ago
Luckily, she is hot. At least she has one thing going for her.
6 years ago
She isn't even that fucking hot. She must give good head.
6 years ago
Criss de conne!!!!
6 years ago
i would like to actually just cut her in half.
6 years ago
I saw this on MSN, My only thought was I hope she doesnt reproduce, think of the amount of trouble she would have trying to figure out how to have twins in 9 months.
6 years ago
Reminds me of a girl that I know veeeeeery well.

I actually started to note her comments on my phone, & here are a few examples:

The hymen grows back after a year without sex.
There is a man outside with Darth Vader mask on. Oh no, it's just a security guard.
Is a 100 million bigger than 3 billion?
I don't like rape, it makes me feel uneasy.

She's lucky she's pretty.
6 years ago
Oh & she also doesn't get the mph thing either. Apparently "miles per hour" is just terminology & doesn't really mean anything.
6 years ago
If this dumb whore can't do simple fucking math, there's no way she can read a cookbook and cook. Cooking requires math. That leaves only one potential thing she is good at... She must suck some damn good cock.
6 years ago
Bread + meat = sandwich
6 years ago
That is not cooking... lol. Well, maybe to you it is.
6 years ago
cooking is done by cooking something..
6 years ago
not gay...but very fake.
3 years ago
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